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What are the double spring wires on Children's Day?

Sorry, it's a little short. I found it online: double spring.

Character: A 1, B 2 props: a chair, a box of makeup powder.

1: It's finally our turn to perform for you.

2: By the way, hey, by the way, you just said below that you would test me. Now let's test it in front of everyone.

1: Hehe, well, do you know what "double spring" means?

2: double spring? Just two yellow eggs ~ ~!

1: demo, and two yellow duck eggs?

2: No, I'm joking with you. Would I not know about double springs? Double reed is a performance form of Quyi.

1: You know, then tell me more specifically ~ ~ ~

2. Simply put, the form of double spring is that one person plays in front and one person says whether to play or not in the back.

Can say, say can't act.

1: So ~ ~ Do you think you can perform the double spring?

2: Of course.

1: yo yo yo, then I have to test you well today. I'll say it in the back and put it in front of you. How's it going?

2: Nothing, just come.

1: ok, we'll start as soon as you clap your hands.

(2) Sit in a chair and clap your hands. )

1: My name is Wang Erlang, the winner of the top ten singers. What? You don't believe me? Then I will sing you a song. You can have it.

Focus (singing)

At this moment, it sounded a little strange, so I stood up. )

2: Come out! Are you singing? He is also the winner of the top ten singers.

1: Hehe, I won the last prize that time. Hey, hey, you can't perform. table

If you can't act, just say it ~

2: Who says I can't perform? Just ~ ~

1: ok, ok, I'll change it. Now change, what do I say, what do you do and how do you do it?

What is it like?

2: No problem!

(2 Sit down again and clap your hands. 1 Say it again)

1: Chest out and abdomen in, hips up and head up, then close your eyes, reach out your right hand, bend upward and extend at a 45-degree angle.

Finger, reach back, open your mouth, put it in your mouth, bite, bite, bite hard.

2: Come out!

1: What's the matter?

2: What's the matter? Do I need this hand as much as you do?

1: Didn't you say no problem?

2: No problem, no problem, my hand is gone! ~

1: Hehe, ok, I'll change it again.

(Sit down again)

1: Why do I feel something itchy on my face?

I hit my left face with my right hand and my right face with my left hand.

Reach out your right hand and hit your left face.

Hold out your left hand and hit your right face, …

Hold out your right hand, hit your left face, hold out your left hand, ...

(At some point, bilibili got up and left ...)

1: Come back, it's not over yet!

2: I will become a pig's head if I fight any longer.

1: It's time for curtain call.

2. Return to the scene and make a curtain call together.

Head down, over!