Lines in Man on the Road

When the plane took off, Niu Geng, who was flying for the first time, got airsick and felt very depressed.

Niu Geng: You open the window to get some air.

Stewardess: I'm sorry, sir, but the cabin is completely closed.

Niu Geng: Can the plane stop flying in the air?

Li Chenggong: If there is heavy fog and snow, I will cancel my flight.

Niu Geng: If only we had a foggy day.

Announcer: The plane can't land because of the heavy snow at Changsha Airport. Now the plane is ready to return. Please forgive me.

Li Chenggong: A crow's mouth!

After Li Chenggong was separated from Niu Geng, Li Chenggong took the bus alone, but suddenly the bridge ahead broke, so he returned and met Niu Geng again.

Niu Geng: Have you lost your wallet?

Li Chenggong: You must have lost it. Let's leave now.

Niu Geng: Boss, why did you come back?

Li Chenggong: Don't ask.

Niu Geng: Is the road ahead closed?

Li Chenggong: You shut up.

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Niu Geng slept with Li Chenggong.

Niu Geng: Wake up, wake up! Alas! Wake up, you wake up! Alas! What is wrong with you? Sleeping naked?

Li Chenggong: Sleeping naked is very comfortable.

Xu zhēng: What are the conditions for you to sleep naked? Put it on! Put it on!

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Because of Niu Geng, Li Chenggong slept outside the room all night.

Niu Geng: Hey! Boss! Why are you sleeping here? I can't see you when I say it. I thought you went to buy steamed bread to eat. When did you sleep here?

Li Chenggong: If you don't sleep naked, grind your teeth, burp or fart, can I go out? What do you do?

Niu Geng: The milkman.

Li Chenggong: Are you sent by God to punish me?

Li Chenggong: You said the plane would come down as soon as it came down. You said the train would stop when it stopped. I finally left you on the bus, but I can turn around and drive back. I found you a demon!

Li Chenggong: You are the only good person in the world, aren't you? There are real feelings in the world, right? I knocked on the door for forty minutes last night. Can't you hear me?

Niu Geng: I heard that.

Li Chenggong: I heard that you won't drive for me?

Niu Geng: Stop ... I thought it was a dream. Eating hot pot is a dream, and there is a decoration team next door. "boom! Hey! " ! It's too noisy. It's you. ...

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Niu Geng and Li Chenggong overturned their cars.

Niu Geng: Boss, do you still hate me?

Li Chenggong: I'm used to it!

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Niu Geng and Li Chenggong are walking on the mountain road.

Niu Geng: Let me help you with your luggage. Can you hold me for a while?

Li Chenggong: I'll carry you and you carry the luggage. Isn't that still on me?