Humorous sentences about fishing

1. A man squatted beside a fisherman to watch fishing. After three hours, the fisherman said to him, you should also prepare some fishing tackle to go fishing. The man replied: I don't have your good patience.

2. A couple went to the lake for a holiday. Husband likes to go fishing at dawn, while wife likes to read quietly. One morning, after fishing for several hours, the husband went back to his home to sleep and rest. Although the woman was unfamiliar with the lake, she left the shore by her husband's fishing boat. She rowed for a while, threw an anchor into the lake, and then went to read a book. At this moment, a sheriff came by boat. He docked his boat on the lady's boat and said, "Good morning, lady, what are you doing?" "Reading." She replied, she thought, isn't it obvious? "You are restricting fishing in the fishing and hunting area." "But, sir, I didn't fish, didn't you see?" "But you have all the equipment. I must take you to the police station. " "If you do that, I will sue you, Qiang Jian!" The woman snapped. "How can a beautiful and elegant lady be a dirty lie? You know, I didn't touch you. " The sheriff complained. "Yes, that's right." The woman replied, "but you have all the equipment."

3. Patrol police: "Fishing is prohibited here, and a fine of 20." Fisherman: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching earthworms to swim." Policeman: "Really, let me see." Fisherman: "Look". Patrol police: "* * swimming, fine 50."

In a mental hospital, a patient fished with a fishing rod in a washbasin filled with clear water. A doctor asked him in order to make friends with him, "How many fish did you catch?" The patient gave him a white look and said, "I'm crazy, and so are you." Can you catch fish in the basin? "

A drunkard was drunk and had a whim to go fishing on the ice. He picked up his tools and set off. Soon he found a big piece of ice, sat down and began to dig holes. Suddenly, he heard a voice, "You can't find fish down there." The drunk looked around, but there was no one. He dug again and his voice rang again. "I have already told you that there are no fish down there." The drunk looked up and down, but there was still no one in sight. He worked hard again. The third voice said, "I have warned you three times! There are no fish there! " The drunk got angry. "How do you know there is no fish? Do you think you are God? Come and warn me "no", the voice replied. I am the manager of this skating rink. "

6. Wife: Honey, do you remember last December when you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember, ... What's the matter? Wife: A carp called at noon today and said you were a father.

7. One day, the little earthworm asked his mother, "Mom, where is dad?" Mother earthworm said, "Dad went fishing with the fisherman today."

8. Teacher: "Why are you late?" Student: "I went fishing. But my father forbade me to go, and I cried, so I came late. " "Your father did the right thing. Why go to school instead of fishing? Dad must have explained it to you clearly? " "Yes, dad explained that there are too few earthworms, and it is not enough for two people to go fishing ..."