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The circle of friends announced that they were pregnant.

1, I'm busy recently, I'm busy gaining weight, and you're busy growing up.

The enemy will arrive in seven months.

3. I am going to be a father/mother!

4. Welcome new members.

5, one body, two heartbeats, a small happiness of a family of three ~

6. I look forward to your appearance and your arrival.

7. The future is wonderful because of you.

There must be some little happiness waiting for us in this world.

9. Being with you is really a hard and happy process!

10, the whole family urged me to have a baby. I'm fucking pregnant. I don't know if it's a tragedy or a comedy.

1 1. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you'll be pregnant in the first three months and you won't be able to practice.

12, I'm pregnant, and I'll try to make my mood better for the sake of the baby. Looking forward to your arrival

13, I used to be neurotic, especially when I was pregnant. Now I am neurotic. Is it my problem?

14, went to the hospital for examination today, and was pregnant with Bai Xian's child.

15, now the old man thinks I'm pregnant with twins when he sees me. He is so fat that he can't recognize me.

16, my armor and weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival!

17, I rented it out by myself. It will take almost nine months, so I won't consider renewing it for the time being.

18, family ranking, need to be updated.

The expectant mother announced her pregnancy in a circle of friends.

The expectant mother announced her pregnancy in the circle of friends (I) 1, expecting our brand-new family model 1? 1=3! ?

2. Recently, a thief has a good appetite, and one person eats two people's meals. ?

3, you are growing up, I am not old, this is the happiest life! ?

I am very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up. ?

I was pregnant in October. I have worked hard and I am happy, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival?

6. There will be new members in the family! ?

7. I am satisfied with you. ?

8. This is your first time as a baby and my first time as a mommy. ?

9, my armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company! ?

10, my armor and my weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival. ?

1 1. In the next nine months, I will eat two people?

12, I survived the hardest and met the happiest. You are my weakness, my armor and my heart?

13, our two-person world finally has a "mistress"! ?

14, light and shadow glass, romantic and beautiful, the joy of pregnancy, worthy of the biggest commemorative ceremony?

15. There must be some little happiness waiting for us in this world, right?

16, show your belly. How many times can you have this shape in your life? It's hard, but you're happy. Cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration?

17, your little darling is online. ?

18, I am alone, but I have two heartbeats. How nice! ?

19. Family ranking needs to be updated. ?

20. This hard but happy time is worth recording.

The expectant mother announced her pregnancy in the circle of friends (below) 1. I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up. ?

The enemy will arrive in seven months. ?

3. I am going to be a father/mother! ?

4. Welcome new members. ?

5, one body, two heartbeats, three little happiness. ?

6. I look forward to your appearance and your arrival. ?

7. The future is wonderful because of you. ?

8. There must be some little happiness waiting for us in this world. ?

9. Being with you is really a hard and happy process! ?

10, the whole family urged me to have a baby, and I was really pregnant. I don't know if it's a tragedy or a comedy. ?

1 1, if you don't practice your front legs quickly, you will be pregnant in the first three months, so you can't practice. ?

12, I am pregnant, and I will try my best to make my mood better for the sake of the baby. Looking forward to your arrival. ?

13, I used to be neurotic, especially when I was pregnant. Now I am neurotic. Is it my problem? ?

14, pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women proud of being "fat" and feel at ease. ?

15, now the old man thinks I'm pregnant with twins when he sees me, and he doesn't even recognize me.

The expectant mother announces her pregnancy in a circle of friends (Article 3) 1. Recently, she has gained a lot of weight, but she has grown to this in her stomach. ?

2. It will take six months for the "grinding demon" in the belly to reach the battlefield! ?

My family and I are going to upgrade! Congratulations to us! ?

Will there be a new member in the family, a younger brother or a younger sister? ?

5. One body, two heartbeats and a family of three are lucky. Such happiness is enough! ?

6. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... I became "mother kangaroo"/"father penguin"! ?

7. I will be pregnant in a few months. Don't call me fat! ?

8. Today's physical examination, I was pregnant with this gentleman's child, and then this gentleman was ecstatic! ?

9. My armor and weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival! ?

10. I have rented myself out, and it will take more than nine months. We won't consider renewing the lease for the time being. ?

1 1. Thieves have a good appetite recently. After all, they want to eat for two. ?

12. You know, I have been eating sour food recently ...?

13. Every time you kick me in the stomach, the feeling that comes to mind is called real "happiness". ?

14. I have been away from home for nearly ten months since my menstrual period. ?

15. Ask a parenting expert how to do prenatal education, online, etc! ?

16. I have been having fetal dreams for a while, but I didn't expect it to come true! ?

17. hmm ... I have given up coffee for more than 9 months ... I have to put up with it for you! ?

18. The workload of cooking will increase in the future. After all, the cooked rice is enough for three people! ?

19. In the future, there will be a drinking container at home-a bottle, small clothes, small shoes and a small bed, all of which are available! ?

20. Our Maggie (pet dog) is going to be a sister!

How to send a circle of friends to announce marriage?

Childhood friends, that's the two of us, I hope you are happy for us.

Today, I finally married myself. I want to tell the world that I am not a leftover woman.

In this life, just hold your hand and go on.

Haoran Didi, my sister won't wait for you. I'll get married first.

Today is a big day. Today will be the day when I prepare my wedding anniversary gift.

Three, two, one, love is like blue sky and white clouds, clear skies in Wan Li and sudden storms.

I have been planning to marry you in a wedding dress since five years ago.

Thank you for your kindness to me. I will cherish it all my life.

Just love you, love you, love you, just for a lifetime.

I decided my own life, so I married myself.

I, XXX, am certified to work today.

In the future, the head of our family will be Mr. X.

I have a family too. You all envy me to the extreme.

Don't call me after the party at eight in the evening. I want to go home and chat with my wife.

I said let's get married, and she agreed.

We survived our youth and got married today.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

From school uniforms to wedding dresses, I always love you.

I confirm with him/her that he/she is the right person.

You are my hero, and I saw your colorful clouds. Sentences suitable for declaring pregnancy happiness

1. Recently, a thief had a good appetite, and one person ate two people's meals.

There will be a new member in the family!

I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

4. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

5. Your little baby is online.

6. My armor and weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival.

7. We finally have a mistress in our two-person world!

8. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but they love you deeply.

9. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

10. My period started today, and she ran away from home for nine months!

1 1. This is your first time as a baby and my first time as a mommy.

12. I am very satisfied with you.

13. Dear baby, the whole family is waiting for you.

14. Looking forward to our new family model 1? 1=3!

15. The enemy still has 9 months to reach the battlefield.

16. For the next nine months, I will eat for two people.

17. I survived the hardest and met the happiest. You are my weakness, my armor and my pride.

18. There must be some little happiness waiting for us in this world.

19. Family ranking needs to be updated.

20. This hard but happy time is worth recording.

2 1. I am alone, but I have two heartbeats. How nice!

22. You are growing up, but I am not old. This is the happiest life!

23. Light and shadow glass, romantic and beautiful, is the joy of pregnancy and deserves the greatest commemorative ceremony.

24. Being pregnant in October is hard and happy, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival.

25. Show your belly. You can have this form several times in your life. Although hard, you are happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

26. Everything is about love and happiness.

27. Little happiness that will grow up has finally come to us.