Classic humor, talk about mood phrases.

Classic humor, talk about mood phrases.

Whether you die or not, I'm right here waiting for you to die. The following are the classic humorous mood phrases I compiled. Welcome to reading.

Classic humor on the collection of mood phrases 1. If you are a fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf, otherwise it will be like QQ.

House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

There is an attitude called nonsense, that is, our life is so difficult that we don't need to explain it at all.

Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

6. I still want to be jealous.

7. Make contributions to society without harming others!

8. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

9. Even 10086 has ignored me since I used the ring back tone.

10. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

1 1. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

12. Only when you queue for a long time can you really realize who you are? Descendants of dragons? .

13. When I was a child, I had a dream that I could be a handsome boy when I grew up, and now it has come true.

14. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like weather announcers? Not reliable.

15. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

16. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

17. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

18. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn the stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

19. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part two: I don't do listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: focus on participation

20. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult in the end.

Excerpt from classic humor about mood phrase 1. I lost those eyes when I was young. How many pairs are left after ten years?

Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

You're not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

6. Until now, I still love Russia.

7. There are only two-hearted women and no spoony men.

8. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.

9. I won't tell you that I ate cut cake. I want to be rich and handsome.

10. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular.

1 1. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone became hot. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

12.？ Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton? Look at the face. Handsome people are handsome when kicking shuttlecock, and ugly people shovel shit when playing golf. ?

13. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

14. A fool asks a fool, are you a fool? The fool said, no, no, no, I'm not a fool, you are a fool.

15. Hold hands with a dog named Homework in the middle of summer vacation! !

16. If a person is nearsighted, but he can still see far, then he either likes you or your walking posture is too unique!

17. In this summer, only mosquitoes never leave me.

18. Russia cannot create wealth, but it can still create firewood.

19. In the future, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband, and I will play if I can, and eat if I can't.

20. My brother said: I like to play with boys when I was a child, but I like to play with girls when I grow up.

2 1. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

22. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

23. People ◆ ℡ died% of the time; Pure "damn"

24. How did you grow up like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?

25. High-tech era and high-tech talents. Let's go home and kneel on the washing machine instead of rubbing the washboard.

26. Chess is the one who is handsome and has a car. It is the bank that has money and houses.

27. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

28. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

29. Young girls are valuable, but young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them both away.

Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her. I have a kind heart!

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