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Tell me who is the craziest woman you have ever seen?
Answer: I actually encountered one when I was driving a taxi in Xishuangbanna.
It was two o'clock in the morning, many lights on the street were turned off, and a girl in white clothes stood quietly on the dark side of the road. Out of professional instinct, I honked the horn. She beckoned, then honked again, then stopped. She was probably waiting for someone. When I arrived again after more than an hour of cruising, she was still standing there. I honked the horn again, and she rang again, but she didn't beckon again. Out of curiosity, I went around!
The person who got in the car was a girl, sitting in the passenger seat. Fragrant, with white skin and tender flesh, apple face, willow eyebrows and big eyes, thin and frail, white skirt and white stilettos, very sexy, seventeen or eighteen years old, speaking in a thin and gentle voice, weak and weak, going to Mengla! Mengla is more than 100 kilometers away from Banna, making it a long-distance traveler. During the chat, she said that today was her special day. She had been in love with her boyfriend for three years. He loved her very much and had agreed to pick her up today. For some unknown reason, he kept coming. He was very trustworthy and never missed an appointment. She felt very sad! She also made a special request. She was afraid that she wanted to turn on the lights indoors. She felt dizzy and was overthinking, fearing that something might happen to him. There are indeed many vehicles on this section of the road, especially large trucks. One after another is like a train, driving slowly. It is very dangerous for impatient people to overtake. Since it is a secondary highway with two lanes, accidents often occur. And it cost lives. She held the mobile phone in her slender and smooth hand, and she kept pressing it after getting in the car. She was already very tired, and it was obvious that she was disappointed. Her head drooped weakly, and her shiny black shawl hair was messy covering her face. She also told me that her boyfriend was her coach. He was in his forties and she fell in love with him when she just learned to drive. He was very cool and he also had a family. I was surprised.
Halfway through the car, her cell phone rang. She was dancing with joy. She said that her boyfriend was coming to pick her up and would be there soon. She asked me to stop the car and wait.
The night is very quiet, with the sound of insects everywhere, and a waning moon hidden in the clouds. I sighed, what a beautiful girl, Jing is a third party! A car from the opposite side drove over like crazy, the brakes made a screeching sound, and a burly middle-aged man jumped out. With his head held high and his chest held high, he limped to my car and the lights illuminated his face. The white clothes were stained with blood. He paid me the fare, then picked her up and told her that there was an accident, but it didn't matter, he settled it, so he was late, please forgive her! She also screamed like a baby.
I turned the car around and looked back. She and he were kissing each other wildly in the car. I was filled with emotion. We are so different in age. We know he still has a wife, but we have been infatuated with him for so long. Are we crazy? ? Social affairs are full of surprises! As soon as I clicked on the turntable in the car, "Special love for the special you" "This special love for the special you, I feel more and more like I'm losing myself!" It was as if I saw a face, full of vicissitudes and tears, and I walked over. Staggering, waving his hands, anxious eyes searching up and down! If it were a woman's voice, it might be more emotional...
While cashing out at the KTV bar, I recently met a few crazy women, which definitely refreshed my understanding and made me marvel and sigh.
One day around four o'clock in the afternoon, a group of middle-aged men and women came. It is said that they are in a WeChat group, and there is a woman from the Northeast who often comes to sing. On her birthday, a group of people drank from noon until now, and she brought this group of netizens to sing.
There were two men and about four or five women in this group, all in their forties. They were surprisingly dressed in the same way. They were all ordinary or even slovenly, including the woman who often came to sing. She had a fat figure and messy hair, and was absolutely slovenly. Of course, it must be because she doesn't like to dress up. She drives a Mercedes-Benz and is said to be in good condition at home. However, every time she sings and pays the bill, she is given less money. She doesn't have much to spend, and she can talk right and left. This is the premise.
That day they entered a private room on the first floor. Before they started singing, I heard the sound of wailing coming from inside, and it was definitely the kind of soprano who didn’t even use a microphone when performing on stage. I rushed in and was stunned. One of the women was lying on the ground, and two of them were lying on the sofa. They cried loudly together and it was like a chorus. The other two women did not persuade them, and they sat on the side with their eyes glazed over. Son. I silently closed the door and came out, thinking that it is really not easy for women. People in middle age must have a bad life, and they only vent like this after drinking some wine.
After that, there was constant yelling and shouting. Unless I heard it in person, I couldn’t believe that the adult world is so crazy.
After about two hours, a relatively short woman came out and asked me if anyone paid the bill? I said no, and she called out the Northeastern woman who often came to my house to sing and asked her to pay the bill. The total consumption was ***200 yuan. The Northeastern woman said she didn’t bring any money. The short woman suddenly became angry and pointed at the Northeastern woman and cursed. , after swearing the most unpleasant words, he also said that if she didn’t pay the bill today, she would be beaten to death, and then the two of them started fighting in the lobby...
They were pulled apart and pushed away. After that, I didn’t come back to my senses for a long time. The scolding was so unpleasant that I was embarrassed to be around. What was even more amazing was what happened next; a few days later, the Northeastern woman came to sing with a man again, and she even talked to me about it. What happened that day, she said, was that the woman she was fighting with was a good friend of hers, and her friend’s personality was like that...
I bought it! I was so shocked! If friends are defined like this, then I would rather have no friends for the rest of my life. To be honest, I feel ashamed for them.
Maybe this is because people flock together and birds of a feather flock together.
My childhood friend was born on the same year, same month, and different day as me.
We are both girls, so we have been together since childhood.
It belongs to her I'll go wherever I want
Until she graduated from junior high school and went out to work. I continued studying in high school and college.
She went to work after graduating from junior high school when she was a teenager.
The first job was introduced to her by her aunt who was a young lady.
She worked in a massage parlor , of course not doing special services,
just a simple waiter.
There she met her first love, a handsome boy A
But it didn’t take long for her to discover that A actually had no connotation.
The key is that there is no money, and being a waiter is not a long-term career.
You can’t make much money.
At this time, she met her client,
B, who went to a massage parlor for a massage, so she dumped A and got together with B,
B is in the mobile phone business. In 2000, online shopping was not as developed as it is now.
Business in physical mobile phone stores was relatively easy.
B is golden, mature and charming.
She got together with B and went to work in B's store.
But it didn't take long for her to find out that B actually had a family.
It was at this time that she met C, the manager of store B.
C was gentle, considerate and rich.
So after being together with C for half a year , she was with one of her clients again,
because this client D told her that he worked in the Public Security Bureau,
had connections, and his family had money.
Well, C was cuckolded again. Three months later, I discovered that D was actually a big liar.
He had no job at all. He only deceived the little girl and depended on her for food and drink.
All the money she saved was cheated by D.
I met Uncle E at this time. My uncle is rushing to get married.
As he gets older, his family is urging him to get married.
But my best friend doesn’t want to get married at all and she hasn’t had enough fun yet.
I broke up with E after being passionately in love for half a year.
Let’s not talk about the casual romance. Anyway, I recently got married to a male classmate in my junior high school.
Shortly after giving birth to a child,
I sent my husband to work. I found a local rich second generation and bought her a car. The two were passionately in love and showing off their affection everywhere.
Her husband was so honest that he had no idea about it. ,
We haven’t contacted each other for a long time due to different outlooks on life. Best wishes to her.
When I was a teenager, I sold my own vegetables in the countryside. In a village called Qiaolonggou in rural Inner Mongolia, there is a girl in her teens whose nickname is Wunizi. "She has had no father since she was a child" and lives with her mother and stepfather.
I forgot how I became vaguely familiar with her at that time. I just remember that one day was the sixth day of the sixth lunar month. She went home, took a pair of scissors, cut off her two big braids, which were more than two feet long, in front of many people, and gave them to me in front of everyone. I was at a loss at that time and had no choice but to accept it, and later they dated for a while.
Later I went out to make a living, learned skills, etc. Later, I got married and had children, all of which were done in other places. It was in 2016 when my daughter was 19 years old. I went back to my hometown to build a house. In Inner Mongolia, there were ten full coverage project. I met her by chance. I didn't recognize her at the time, but she said, "What did you do to my braids?" Are you here? I was stunned and didn't answer. It took a long time to recover. I went home and searched for a long time, but thank God I finally found it. I found the red furoshiki she gave me back then, the pure white sneakers she gave me back then, and the most beautiful photo she gave me back then. When I gave it back to her, she cried and said she didn't want it anymore, so she gave it to you. I'm incoherent and don't know what to do? Later I heard that she had found a family in 2005, and less than two years later, she had been single since the divorce. Later I heard that she had suffered from depression for a while. Later, I don’t know. Last year I heard that she was ill again. I.......!!!. I will keep her braids forever, even if one day the braids are gone and the person is gone.
Before my mother invited Aunt Xu to our house to help harvest rice, I didn’t know her at all.
It was during the busy farming season of "Double Robbery", and my father was working in the fleet and could not come back.
My mother asked Aunt Xu to help.
Aunt Xu was wearing a white shirt trimmed with lace and had short, ear-length hair, looking neat and tidy.
She speaks very few words and is gentle and elegant to others, just like an educated person in the city.
She did not come alone. She was accompanied by a seven or eight-year-old boy.
The little boy is the son of Aunt Xu. He is fair and clean, but he seems to be mute and does not talk to others.
I was curious about the life experience of Aunt Xu and her son, so I asked my mother about it.
My mother sighed and said that Aunt Xu had a hard life.
Aunt Xu also came from the countryside.
When I was a girl at home, I was good at farm work and weaving fishing nets.
Later, through someone’s introduction, I got married to a food station in the town.
Her man’s surname is Qian, and he is an employee at a food station.
In the 1990s, the whole country was undergoing restructuring, and the public livelihood was no longer stable.
The man was lively, he took the initiative to lay off his job, took the money to go to Shanghai to do business, and became a small contractor.
Aunt Xu had just given birth to a baby at that time and did not follow her.
Later, when the children got a little older, Aunt Xu wanted to go to Shanghai, but the man always resisted, saying it was inconvenient.
It didn’t take long for the news that the man had raised a woman in Shanghai to reach Aunt Xu’s ears.
Aunt Xu was so angry that she took her son to Shanghai.
Men are tough-talking and will not admit it.
Aunt Xu simply stayed here and refused to leave.
The man also secretly interacts with the mistress behind his back.
Finally one time, I was blocked on the bed by Aunt Xu.
Now that things were broken, the man got into trouble.
He forced Aunt Xu to divorce, but Aunt Xu refused.
The man simply brought the mistress into the rental house.
He often humiliated and beat Aunt Xu with his mistress in front of the children.
Aunt Xu is weak. She is afraid that if she gets divorced, her child will have no father, so she endures it.
But the man ate the weight and became determined.
The more Aunt Xu behaves like this, the more abnormal the men’s beatings and scoldings become.
Finally one day, the man's fist fell on the child.
Aunt Xu threw herself on the child, blocked her fist, burst into tears, and agreed to the divorce.
Aunt Xu went crazy after she came back.
Her madness is different from others.
On the outside, Aunt Xu is no different from ordinary people. She talks and acts normally.
The only thing is that she often sells glass bottles at the vegetable market in the town.
The reason for doing such a strange behavior is that he is divorced and has no source of income.
At that time, beer bottles could be sold for ten cents each at the scrap collection station.
The ordinary bottles she picked up cost a penny each, and even the waste stations might not accept them.
But she thought those bottles were beautiful, so why didn’t the scrap station want them?
The scrap station didn’t want them, so she washed the bottles and took them to the vegetable market to sell at a stall.
Everyone in the town knew what was going on with her. Occasionally, if she had some spare money in her pocket and wanted to do a good deed, she would throw in a piece of eighty cents and buy a bottle.
The fourth uncle at the head of the village is an honest man. He is still a bachelor in his forties.
Someone arranged for them to live together.
Fourth uncle had nothing to say and agreed wholeheartedly.
Aunt Xu couldn’t help but persuade and agreed.
Originally, this matter seemed to have a perfect ending.
I didn’t expect that this marriage would end before it even started.
On the wedding night, the child was taken to the next room to sleep.
Aunt Xu couldn't see the child, so she made a fuss with her fourth uncle and went crazy.
Aunt Xu was like a crazy beast, scratching and biting her fourth uncle.
The fourth uncle couldn't stop him and was bruised all over his body.
I had no choice but to open the door and let her out.
Aunt Xu rushed out of the room, hugged her sleeping child and disappeared into the darkness.
……
In the days to come, I often saw Aunt Xu’s son standing on the pier.
He is always neatly dressed and white.
On the river bank under the pier, Aunt Xu, who has fair and clean skin, is using a thin bamboo stick to pull a glass wine bottle floating in the river.
Aunt Xu would squat on the steps to carefully wash the glass bottles she fished out, and then stack them neatly together.
During the whole process, Aunt Xu would raise her head and look at her son every three to five seconds. Aunt Xu would smile slightly, and the child would also smile...
(Aunt Xu’s mother and son look very similar to Shangguan Rongci’s mother and son in “The Head”)
I know a woman, and I think she is the craziest woman who dares to live for herself and is responsible. . Her family conditions were not good, and she married a husband whose family conditions were good, but his husband was infertile. Her mother-in-law also spread rumors that this woman was infertile. The family also bullied her, and later she had to adopt a daughter. When this woman is approaching forty, she will soon reach the age where women cannot be mothers. She suddenly began to treat her husband's infertility with great fanfare. Less than half a year after treatment, the woman became pregnant and gave birth to a son. Now they have both sons and daughters. Her husband is not divorced either. Now it seems that there are not many women who dare to be so bold and crazy!
A friend of mine. They are about the same height. He has dark skin and his wife is fair and has a pretty face. The couple had a dispute, and his wife threw her over his shoulder, and they lived in peace ever since. My friend went out to work for half a year and came home and found his wife chatting naked with someone else. They divorced peacefully. The kind who never leaves home even after getting divorced. Half a year later, my daughter-in-law ran away from home and eloped with someone. Friends find regrets in various ways. I found my daughter-in-law three months later through the police station. At that time, my wife was sleeping with a strange man on the second floor of the hotel. When the police from the police station broke into the door, his wife lifted up the quilt, got naked and said calmly: I was kidnapped by this man. So I came home in the middle of the night and showed up at our village square the next day to play with my children. I was very calm and became an instant hit.
The craziest thing, I feel that madness has no boundaries
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