Laugh at others for not seeing the world.

1, it is said that the hair is long and the knowledge is short, and I haven't seen many children born to nuns with high IQ …

There are so many arrogant people in the country, and people are so sentimental.

3. Why do you embarrass me? You think you're a palette?

Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

My future mother-in-law, please let me know your daughter.

6, the most painful thing in the world, not sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

8, Yue Lao, Nima can hold it for me without the inferior red line, and it will break every once in a while.

9. I wonder if any of you are like me. You like to close your eyes when you sleep?

10, when I was a child, I wrote a composition and often wrote about helping my grandmother cross the road. Now think about it, how bold you were!

1 1 In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

12, my face has grown these days. Why? Because it's photogenic.

13. If you don't work hard when you are young, you can only drink northwest wind when you are old.

14, a bed can't accommodate two men unless there is a man and a woman (buzzword/Liu Xingyu/).

15, boss, you are really good. I treat you like a human being. You can bark like a pig.

16. Meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh.

17, it's easier to die than to live.

18, water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

19, don't think too much after wrestling, get up first.

20. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

2 1, there is no rehearsal in life, every day is live broadcast!

22. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

23. Have pity on me! Give me some love.

24. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

25. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

26, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

27. If you want to cry, have a good cry. However, after it's over, don't think about it and stop crying.

28. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.