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Words for losing weight

1. Starvation, if done well, is called weight loss.

2. Bajie went to seek Buddhist scriptures with his master, but he did not lose weight even after eating so many vegetarian meals, which shows that vegetarianism cannot lose weight

3. Don’t expect to lose weight, Bajie goes I haven't seen him lose weight even after traveling thousands of miles, and he is also a vegetarian.

4. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

5. Although eating is easy, it is not appropriate to lose weight. Eat and cherish it.

6. When I was in college, I went to the school hospital for an injection. Two doctors were chatting next to me. One doctor said: The equipment in our hospital should be replaced. Even the knives are too dull to be used. A boy came that day. After I was circumcised, the results were all lace. I held it in next to me, causing complete internal injuries.

7. Being low-key is the best way to show off!

8. For those who can’t keep their mouth shut and can’t move their legs, if they don’t continue to gain weight, they are already losing weight!

9. Memory is like rotten leaves, those fresh and tender greens have long been buried in the front part of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.

10. The great cause of losing weight is always thought of after eating and drinking.

11. Losing weight is too tiring, so just gain weight in your own style.

12. When it comes to weight loss, fat people usually yell and thin people do it.

13. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

14. Even if you are really sad, really lost, really reluctant, you can still pretend that everything is fine

15. If you don’t have a heart to learn, you will have trouble. A person who is destined to fail an exam has a desire to lose weight, but he is born to be a foodie

16. The teacher said: Sitting cross-legged can help you lose weight. Is this true? ! !

17. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

18. Every time you lose weight, you are actually losing weight.

19. Checking the time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how much longer you can sleep.

20. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has a hidden secret

21. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

22. One day I went to a Tieba forum and saw a post titled: Why do I feel cold after taking a flight? A violent recovery: because this skill is on cooldown.

23. Man, you said I was fat and I lost weight. You said I was ugly and I had plastic surgery. Do you think I would still choose you when I lost weight and became beautiful?

24. Man, you said I was fat. I lost weight and you said I was ugly. I had plastic surgery and you said I was poor. I went to earn it. When I lose weight, become beautiful and have money, do you think I will still choose you?

25. A man quitting smoking is the same as a woman losing weight, forever. There is always a tomorrow

26. You said he is gentle and loving to you, but I don’t think I can learn from it.

27. You say I am fat, I lose weight! You say I am ugly, I have plastic surgery! You say I am poor, I will earn it! When I lose weight, become beautiful, and become rich, do you think I am still good? Will I choose you?

28. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

29. You will find out one day that the name of life is futility

30. Wallet, wallet, don’t lose weight, okay? How cute to be chubby, right?

31. Please tell me, should all fat people lose weight?

32. People are forced out! Grandpas come from grandsons!

33. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live to please you.

34. If a generous heart makes you fat, then jealousy will definitely help you lose weight.

35. If there is an afterlife, I will be born on National Day and die on Qingming Festival. When I was born, the whole world celebrated.

When I died, the whole world was grieving.

36. My roommates were all sleeping, and I was watching jokes in bed. I didn’t dare to laugh out loud for fear of disturbing my roommates, so I covered my mouth with the quilt, but my body was still twitching. Suddenly, the brother on the upper bunk threw a pack of tissues down.

37. How painful it is for a foodie to lose weight

38. There are two me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is me who really wants to lose weight.

39. The promised gift is still at the bottom of my suitcase.

40. In order for you to hold me, I will lose weight starting from today.

41. Why do you lose weight just to make your eyes comfortable but make your mouth uncomfortable?

42. My fatness is temporary, but losing weight is easy: your shortness is lifelong Yes, it is difficult to gain height

43. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out!

44. We go to class to get out of class, and we go to school for vacation. Without such a great belief to support us, I can’t imagine how we would have the courage to come to school.

45. I said I wanted to take drugs and you said no. I said I wanted to harm myself and you said no. I said I wanted to lose weight and you said no. I said I wanted to be with you and you said no.

46. I want to become a fat man. Reduce weight again. Let you know that there is no mercy for those who can lose weight just because they say it!

47. I am losing weight, but I am not dieting or exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

48. If you think you are fat but refuse to lose weight, just think of people who are fatter than you. This is a great comfort. If you can't find anyone fatter than you, just fend for yourself!

49. After decades of hard work, eating returns to before losing weight.

50. A person is nice and has no scruples. He can laugh when he wants and cry when he wants. Embrace yourself. Only you know sadness.

51. Sometimes I am so nervous that I can hit the wall.

52. On my eighteenth-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, he gave me a weight-loss card. Girl, don’t get fat anymore. I cried immediately

53. In the workplace Zhongji should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever he goes.

54. I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you, but I did it on purpose.

55. The person who truly loves you is the one who won’t let you stay up late, will never despise you for being fat, and won’t allow you to blindly lose weight. The person who won’t let you catch a cold during your menstrual period won’t be right

56. I just want to work hard for a year to counterattack the top students, lose weight, grow long hair, get rid of the habit of swearing, get rid of my bad temper, and become worthy of you

57. Do you know the reason for losing weight? Losing weight is for Eat again

58. I went to the ATM to deposit money at noon. When I was queuing, the beautiful woman behind me asked me: Is this a deposit? Um. I just want to withdraw money. You want to deposit anyway, so why not give me the money so that we don't have to queue up. As soon as I thought about it, I thought it made sense, so I gave her the money. Comments on daily records of fitness and weight loss. Comments on mood phrases suitable for weight loss

1. Don’t treat yourself like waste until you are dead

2. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight!

3. Don’t choose comfort at the age when you can endure hardship the most.

4. If you want to be beautiful and have a good figure, you don’t have so many excuses!

5. Every time when I can’t hold on, I will scold myself in my heart: You are a waste, rubbish, you can’t hold on with so much pain and still want to be in good shape, go to hell! waste! Without perseverance and perseverance, nothing can reach the wall.

6. Life is like fitness. Only when you have motivation and goals can you move forward. For those who do not have clear fitness goals, the results of exercise are generally unsatisfactory.

7. Do you want sweat on your eyebrows or tears under your eyebrows? It’s your choice!

8. Don’t be afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but be afraid of surrendering. In the future, you I will definitely be grateful to myself for working so hard now. No matter how difficult the road I choose, I have to walk it on my knees.

9. How many times have you set goals for yourself? Or are you deceiving yourself in the end? Do you want to change at all? Look at your truest eyes and ask yourself if you tried your best.

10. Are you tired? Just be tired. Being comfortable is a dead end thing.

11. You have to finish it even if you kneel down. Don't think of life as too difficult.

12. It is never too late to be brave enough to be yourself. The past is just experience, the present is trial, and the future is expectation. Looking forward is dreams and goals; looking backward is testing and correction. How many things, if you could look back, you would have done better; how many people, if you could look back, how many mistakes and regrets could be avoided. Looking back, the road ahead is actually written behind you. The path you choose yourself

13. Most mistakes are caused by not persisting, not working hard, not retaining, and then hypnotizing yourself to say that everything is fate. Breaking up is not a sin, but an experience, just like a long-planned journey. The only difference is that some are your active choices, while others are passive acceptance; as time passes, all you leave behind is a trace of the past. With a faint smile and shallow memories, you will forget why you were so painful and reluctant in the first place.

14. It is heaven to survive, but it is hell to give up!

15. A person is born and dies, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way!

16. Work hard, live happily, love your family, love your children, bear everything you have to bear, and be happy with everything you can. Life is originally a process of pursuit. Learn to take responsibility, learn to forgive, learn to shoulder responsibilities and obligations, hum a little song, and move forward leisurely.

17. Only those who are cast with sweat and blood are real men.

18. Life is like fitness. Some people regard your heavy weight as a warm-up, but some people can't even lift your light weight!

19. We have been through a painful period of time, why should we let all our efforts go in vain?

20. No matter how slowly you run, you will always be faster than the person lying on the sofa!

21. Work hard towards your goal, and if you work harder, you will exceed your goal. If you are lazy, you will always stay at the starting point!

22. If you fall, you must fall on your own territory.

23. If a man is not strong, who will show his weakness!

24. Enjoy the pain and perseverance, waiting for wonderful success.

25. When someone gives you the middle finger and you dare not answer with your fist, then you will never become a man.

26. If you don’t lose weight today, you will be miserable tomorrow!

27. Yesterday’s experience was both sweet and bitter, the glory of success and the bitterness of failure; the warmth of comfort and the cold frustration. Life has gone a long way, and the scenery is not the same after all. During this period, the wind was gentle and smooth, while at that period, the rain was violent and violent. The journey of life is a journey of ups and downs. It means to say what you have had, but not to say what you have lost. What is lost is not lost forever, and what is gained is not always owned. Everything is developing and changing. Keep saying goodbye to yesterday and invest in every moment with confidence. Brand new today.

28. Suffering is a blow to the weak, but a gift to the strong!

29. When you are hesitating, the world is big; when you take the first step bravely, the world is small. When one day you become the person you like, who will question whether your choice is unreliable? You have become a better you, and you will definitely meet better people. Who you are is who you will meet.

30. Give yourself a chance to be awesome while you are still young.

31. After being with Niu Niu, I have almost never been sad. I am lively and active every day. The negative and dark side has almost disappeared. I am not pretending to be happy, but really happy. That kind of sadness and extreme will only make me sad. It makes me feel that it is a waste of time. The positive attitude towards life he brings to me also makes me insist on reading books, exercising and learning new skills every day. I want to become better and better. I feel that I am making continuous progress. I thought about it seriously tonight. Over the past twenty years, especially from high school to now, the biggest advantage I have accumulated is: stop losses in time.

32. Dissatisfaction in the world is common. Life has always been ups and downs, and destiny has always been full of twists and turns. Only with twists and stories can our lives be wonderful. Sometimes, crying is not giving in; retreating is not admitting defeat; letting go is not giving up. So what if we fall down, at least we are still young!

33. Do you just like to stuff your thick legs into baggy pants every day?

34. Be yourself, because others have already done it.

35. One day I die, and my fitness career will be over.

36. Have strict self-discipline and be able to adhere to healthy living habits and regular fitness habits.

37. Those who have fallen, get up; those who are injured, tie up; those who have cried, laugh; those who are lagging behind, catch up; smiles are revealed, confidence is picked up; sails are raised, palms are folded; If you lose it, find it back. If you lose it, win it all. If you believe in yourself, just shout it out loud. Those who have dreams should bloom, and those who have wings should fly. Our future is ours to fight for! Mood phrases for weight loss

1. I know why I haven’t been able to lose weight, because I have you inside my body.

2. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meatheads.

3. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

4. For something as lofty as weight loss, we should wait until we are full before we can study it carefully.

5. A knowledgeable person will make use of time, a diligent person will seize the time, a loyal person will abide by time, and a smart person will manage time.

6. You have to lose weight at the end of the road. If you are not extremely crazy and unhappy, your hair will be as white as snow and buried in the soil.

7. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you are afraid that you almost died of fat.

8. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t stand it, just continue to hang out among the fat people. There are so many fat people in the world, and you are not the only one left.

9. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

10. Happiness is finding someone who makes you want to work hard to lose weight for him, but that person always pats you on the head and says, eat more so you don’t get hungry.

11. The moment you want to give up, tell yourself to just hold on and it will be over.

12. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt that would blind your eyes. However, unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

13. If a person can’t even control his appetite, how is he any different from an animal?

14. If you love to eat more, if you eat less, what will happen? Can you die?

15. Don’t stop losing weight until you reach 90. Eliminate fat and bring back beauty.

16. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, never believe it, especially a foodie. Because when she said this, she had just eaten.

17. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a piece of soap, so that I no longer have to worry about losing weight.

18. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. If you can't lose weight, it's because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

19. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely regain it!

20. Eat? Are you qualified to eat it? Do you have the nerve to eat it? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want to have fun? Do you want to surprise those who look down on you?

21. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Just drink water, and go to bed if you are hungry.

22. Just keep being a fat, scumbag who wears angry clothes!

23. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you makes me lose my appetite.

24. How many people have gone from fat to thin, from love to hate, from innocence to depravity, for the sake of their significant other.

25. Suddenly there is an inexplicable sadness, not because I love you, but because you love her.

26. Some people lose weight just for one goal, which is to eat more fat.

27. Don’t put all your attention there, find something to do, don’t always wonder if you haven’t lost weight, your mentality is very important.

28. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, she actually wants someone to say to her: Why do you want to lose weight? I just like you right now.

29. The word "lose weight" is just used to scare those who have fat on their bodies.

30. To children like me who are thinking about losing weight all the time, take good care of your body.

31. You must pay a price to lose weight. If you are too squeamish for fear of hardship, don’t start. There is no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how I can bear it, just don't eat it.

32. Why should we eat because we are afraid of nutritional imbalance when MC comes? Fat man!

33. Is it painful to be hungry or painful to be ugly? I want to lose weight! Be beautiful!

34. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

35. Think about the people who have made fun of you for being fat.

36. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition. It won’t hurt if we eat less!

37. You have to lose weight even if you die. It won’t be happy if you don’t lose weight to 90. Once the fat is eliminated, the beauty will come back.

38. Life becomes more nourishing when you look at beautiful women. Why?

39. It’s not good to just fantasize about your appearance of losing weight instead of working hard!

40. Either lose weight or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can literally be life-threatening.

41. Are you a human or an animal? You talk about losing weight while eating. Eat, eat, eat. I’ll eat you to death, you damn fat man. If you don’t want to lose weight, go away and fatten yourself to death.

42. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

43. Youth only comes once, we can’t waste it! We want to have gorgeous youth!

44. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!

45. Only if you are as thin as a stick will your boyfriend be like a blazing fire!

46. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

47. Those who eat are like pigs, and those who are fat are like shit. They are so stupid that all they have left is meat.

48. I said I want to lose weight. He said he would like me if I were fatter.

49. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

50. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to retain them? None! It's because the fat man is climbing a tree!

51. Losing love is really a good thing for losing weight.

52. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a fat guy.

53. If you tell me that you cannot endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.

54. There are many people around you who care about you, be patient for them.

55. A fat pig can be sold for more money. Can you be sold for a fat pig? A fat man is worth less than a pig.

56. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in my mind and cannot lose weight.

57. A fat man is destined to die, perhaps more seriously than Mount Tai, perhaps more severely than Mount Huashan, perhaps more severely than Mount Hengshan, or perhaps more severely than the Himalayas.

58. Even the King of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

59. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

60. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

61. Love is unreasonable. Some people are in demand while others are not qualified.

62. Sisters! Stop eating all of you! I beg you!

63. Big S eats one banana a day for a week. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?

64. Who vowed that I wanted to lose weight and that I would succeed! It was you!

65. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think it matters if you have real ability, appearance is more important.

66. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

67. Think about the way other people look at extinct dinosaurs.

68. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

69. We deserve it when beautiful women despise us fat people. Who tells others to have perseverance? If others can control their mouths, they are entitled to laugh. If we don’t want to be laughed at, we should insist on ourselves.

70. It’s not that we don’t want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too powerful.

71. Hold on, don’t eat. How can I still have the nerve to eat when I'm so fat?

72. Beautiful, that is a must! However, you also need to have a brain. There are many ways to lose weight. I mean, there are others, too. Choose the one that makes you happiest and sticks to it!

73. If you want to lose weight, don’t always make excuses for yourself. If you are less ink, will you die if you are more decisive?

74. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

75. Some people lose weight just to show off, some people lose weight just to follow the trend, and some people lose weight just to laugh at others.

76. Losing weight is an excuse, but having no money is the rule.

77. There are two me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is me who really wants to lose weight.

78. People are not afraid of getting fat, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

79. If you don’t stop eating now, you will gain 10 pounds tomorrow.

80. Don’t be afraid of failure when trying to lose weight. We believe that many miracles will exist.

81. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

82. Women who weigh more than three digits have no future! Just be more cruel to yourself!

83. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. It doesn’t matter if you have real abilities, appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.

84. The saddest thing is that the figure is very skinny and the face is very plump. Is there any?

85. It’s not that I don’t want to lose weight, I’m just afraid of rebounding.

86. Why do I gain weight when I want to lose weight, and lose weight when my wallet wants to gain weight.

87. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong!

88. The best way for a girl to lose weight is to find a boyfriend who is prettier and thinner than herself, so that she will be motivated.

89. It’s the same sentence again: To lose weight is to be able to endure hunger. If you keep eating, it will be difficult to lose weight.

90. Do you know how I envy others when they lose weight? How did they survive?

91. Treat all delicious food as poison and never eat it without looking at it.

92. People want to lose weight to reduce their waist and butt. Why do you have to start with brain cells?

93. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to hold on just a little longer and it will pass. Phrases about losing weight

1. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still stick with you!

2. I keep all my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.

3. Complaining about losing weight every day is just a scaremongering.

4. For something as lofty as weight loss, we should wait until we are full before we can study it carefully.

5. See the number on the scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. When I meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. See yourself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. When you meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck the weight loss!

6. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

7. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

8. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

9. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

10. I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean on, comfortable to hold, but uncomfortable to look at

11. Time has smoothed my sharp edges and I have obviously gained weight. Refuse to admit it

12. God! If you can't make me thin, then make my friends fat.

13. I heard that making a wish when there is a shooting star in the sky is particularly effective. I made a wish to the shooting star that day, hoping that I could lose weight. Holy shit! As a result, the meteor flew back along the same path!

14. Because I am fat, so fleshy, so soft, and will be warm in winter. Don’t push me away, because I am fat and round, get away. If you do, you won't be able to come back.

15. I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because I have you inside my body.

16. Just talk about losing weight.

17. Don’t underestimate how beautiful any fat person will be after losing weight.

18. It’s noon on the day of hoeing. It’s so painful to grow fat. I look in the mirror in the morning. I cry all morning. I can’t put on my clothes. I feel very painful. I can’t do it without wearing it. It’s even more painful if I wear it. I want to It’s not painful, eating less is the most reliable thing. Just when I made up my mind, the dinner table was messed up again!

19. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

20. When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

21. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

22. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If Han Hong is not dead, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

23. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

24. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete every day. I counted with my fingers and Emma’s stomach won again today!

25. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

26. The lyrics of "Enjoy and shed tears at the same time" portray a fat man who regrets eating a lot but can't stop, and his mouth is immersed in food and cannot extricate himself.

27. I only had a desire to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

28. When it comes to weight loss, fat people shout and thin people do it.