Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Send a photo of yourself and say something. Tell me about the humor of selfies.

Send a photo of yourself and say something. Tell me about the humor of selfies.

1. Nobody hurts, nobody loves, I am a cabbage.

2. I like my button 1, but I don't like my button eyeball.

I restrict the whole pond from deicing today.

I spilled a handful of salt into the universe. Don't sleep at ten o'clock, eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.

5. The user content has been hidden, so you can view it by replying that you are super cute.

6. I want to commit suicide, so there will be no beautiful women in this world.

7. I get angry easily. I should go to kindergarten to sell balloons.

8. Characteristics of people who often stay up late: 1, hallucination; 2. Poor memory; 4. I don't know the number; 6; Be delirious. This is nine o'clock to remember.

9. The following is only visible to you.

10. The moon was closed recently. I'll tell you good night.

1 1. Remember to shake the pineapple before eating, so that Spongebob and snail can escape first.

12. Every time you take a photo, you will find that your face value is high or low. It's really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

13. The moon is not round, and I am very angry. Can you reason with me?

14. There is a lovely person reading my name.

15. How can I live happily? Being the worst person is my business.

16. Love can last a long time.

17. sell my brain at a high price, never use it, and settle it if you are interested.

18. Touch my clothes to see if they are your girlfriend's (boyfriend's) material.