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Talk about the hardships on the road to losing weight

1. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

I used to be very thin, so it makes me sad to think about it.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

5, to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

6, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

7. If you don't restrain yourself, you will envy others all your life!

9. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

10, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

1 1. Do you just like people pointing at your ugly figure? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day?

12, it's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

13. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, she actually wants someone to tell her: Why do you want to lose weight? I just like you now.

14, there are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

15, losing weight is not that easy, everyone has his size.

16, I saw my good friend tell me that I was exhausted from eating hot pot tonight and failed to lose weight. Then I clicked in and liked it.

17, I have a learning heart, but I just gave birth to a failed life? I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

18, I have the desire to lose weight every time I have a full meal.

Think about it and talk about the classic love of sadness.

First, this love is so profound that I forgot all the comings and goings, took away all the memories in a hurry, and let me go with the flow.

Second, the person a person thinks of when he is drunk must be the one he loves most and the one who hurts him the most.

The realization of dreams is actually only a short and brilliant moment in life. The important thing is that in the process of chasing dreams, you already know what kind of life you want.

Fourth, about the ending between you and me, if this is not the best, then what is the best? It's just that you live by a quiet river and I live in a lonely castle.

When night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing.

6. Unrequited love is love when you can't find an exit after you walk in.

7. I wish I couldn't be with you for ten years in one breath. It must be unforgettable. I can take root in your years, and it will be unforgettable for you to tell others in the future. And you, as my confidant, leaving for half a month and ten years is too extravagant.

Eight, on this doomed road, you came, and the sun passed through the clouds. What I have never said, my heart, like mountains and rivers in the distance, is true and needs no explanation.

Nine, memories are too beautiful to be shattered by the soul.

10. I just want to go with you, but you have decided the destination.

1 1. The future that we have been worried about and full of curiosity will vaguely feel bright in our hearts.

12. Paying too much attention to others is only accelerating his boredom with you.

Thirteen, I don't know what will happen in the future Living in the present may be a kind of mentality that can better let go of yourself.

14. You know, every time you casually mention your own things, I remember everything you said clearly, even if it's just a trivial matter.

Fifteen, I have seen your most affectionate face and gentlest smile. In the cold world, the light gives me the ability to endure, and I love while walking.

Sixteen years old. How long did it take me to find you?

Please forgive me for not taking this truth seriously.

When I was eighteen, when I saw you, I felt the sunshine was gentle and the flowers and trees were gloomy. And you just look at it gently, and it darkens the scenery.

Let's talk about the sad WeChat. It hurts to think about it.

1. I want to change my time, place and identity, forget everything and start over. ?

2. You said something casually, but I was seriously sad.

My biggest regret is that your regret is related to me.

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

Love a person, seven points is enough, and three points should be kept to love yourself.

6. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

7. I used to be proud that no one bowed their heads. Later, I learned to talk to different dogs.

8. I always say that I will work hard and get the same result next time.

9. People can change. You can keep a constant promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.

10. Come back in autumn, accompanied by loneliness. When autumn comes again, it is more or less separated and aggregated.

1 1. Don't take yourself too seriously. In the eyes of others, you may be nothing.

12. Later, we didn't have it. Later, we didn't. We missed it, really?

13. At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.

14. No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

15. I can feel your heartache. You have something you can't say, but you don't care. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

16. Give up what you can't get. Doesn't it hurt to think of it every day?

17. Later, I also learned to talk less and stop disturbing?

18. Some feelings are regretted for a lifetime because of a temporary impulse; Some people turn all their lives.

19. True love is not love at first sight, but love for a long time.

You don't like him, you just resent yourself for giving, but you haven't got the corresponding return.

2 1. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. May you have a good life and let me know nothing.

22. I don't want to meet better people. I want you.

23. Feelings are always sad, just like eating lemons.

24. You are my freeze frame, and I am your passer-by.

25. What one thinks unforgettable may have been forgotten by others.

26. When you fall in love at first sight, you will be bored and dumped.

27. You used to be my only pride, the capital I showed off, and you, the one who stabbed me the most with a knife.

Fall in love in QQ space. I once had you, and it hurts to think about it.

First, I prefer walking alone to talking. Sometimes, speaking needs mood.

Second, what faith can give a person is inner peace and dependence, rather than negotiating with the gods for benefits. If I believe you, I can make a fortune; If I believe you, I can have a harmonious family; I believe you, and I can get what I want from now on. When faith becomes an exchange of interests, it loses its meaning.

Third, women should have confidence in their own advantages, but they should not be overbearing because of their own advantages.

Fourth, if there is no way to forget him, don't forget him. It takes no effort to really forget.

5. God is fair. It makes you happy and it also makes you miserable. The joys and sorrows of life are always changing. No one's fate is perfect, and sometimes incompleteness is also a kind of beauty. Happiness is the essence, which can make us full of confidence, and pain is a good medicine, which can make us tenacious support. Don't be hard on yourself, don't be hard on yourself, relax and let it contain hurt and pain. If you are broad-minded, your troubles will naturally be less, your life will naturally be smooth, and your life will be harmonious and comfortable.

Six, suffering is just a rope, the rope tied to the heart, this moment can not be untied, the next moment can be untied; This place cannot be solved, but it can be solved in another environment; Fools can't solve it, wise men can solve it, and everything needs you to explore.

Seven, the appearance is a portrayal of a person's mind, and the face is the solidification of a person's emotions. Indeed, if a person is kind, kind, educated and tasteful, she will be full of joy and happy to reflect her face, and she will become more and more beautiful and tasteful, and vice versa. Be responsible for your appearance and have compassion in your heart!

Eight, I have fantasized about it countless times. The scene of you and me getting married just became a fantasy and could not be realized.

Life is like a March flower, and I will miss it all my life. Come like flying flowers and disperse like smoke, and I don't know the age limit when I am drunk. -Nalan Xingde's "Nalan Ci"

10. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

1 1. What others say and do can never determine what kind of person you are; What you say and do to others can determine what kind of person you are.

Twelve, always envy the brilliance of others, the darkness is your own heart, wasting your own time, and grinding away your own personality. For objective material and subjective evaluation, there is no need to force it by hook or by crook. Everything is a cloud. To be a good person, a clear conscience is enough.

Thirteen, life is short, just a few decades, living is a blessing, health is a blessing, since living, choosing happiness is a day, choosing pain is also a day, then why not choose happiness and live your life flatly? Maybe there are some things in life that are not only satisfying. If you are not alive, what is important? What is more important than health?

14. Fate is like a spinning top. Only it can turn things around. -Mo Wen's The Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty and the Great Wall in Wan Li.

Fifteen, many times, we always hope to get the good of others. At first, I was grateful. But after a long time, I just got used to it. Accustomed to a person's kindness to you, you take it for granted. One day, I am not good to you, and you will resent it. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to getting, you forget to be grateful.

The saddest thing for people is not to lose too much yesterday, but to be immersed in yesterday's sadness. The stupidest thing about people is not that they didn't find the trap in front of them, but that they fell in again for the second time. The loneliest thing for a person is not that the person he is waiting for hasn't come yet, but that the person has gone out from his heart. The most boring thing for people is not to dial a phone number casually, but to keep talking when others dial the wrong number.

Seventeen, isn't it? Yue Lao likes to play with the red line, so he met the wrong person at the right time, so his heart was broken and he didn't know how to piece it together.

18. My love for you has caused you and her infinite harm to me.

Nineteen, I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

Twenty, countless hours have passed, and not a moment has stayed on me. Now I clearly understand that the duration of the event is not important, but the people who can spend that time together. -You from the Stars by Do Min Joon.

Twenty-one, fatigue is often the norm when a person is safest. No matter how dazzling a person is, he needs to be dim to rest. If he is dim about you, it means that he really trusts you. Don't ask him to be as energetic to you as he is to the outside world.