A collection of 100 classic poisonous chicken soup quotes in 2021

1. If your friends lived such a happy life every day, they would not take photos and send them to Moments.

2. Many years have passed and I look back on the college entrance examination. In fact, there is no definition of good or bad in the exam. The important thing is that young people get together, do some test questions, and then decide which city to go to as a purchasing agent.

3. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

4. You usually don’t meet love when you turn a corner, you only meet beggars.

5. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you look ugly and have no money?

6. There are some beautiful and educated sisters who originally had the opportunity to marry the second generation of officials and rich people, but many of them are married to those who are good-looking, have high degrees from prestigious schools, have just graduated, work in well-known foreign companies, and work overtime. Attracted by boys who work out late at night. I think they are motivated and have potential. Five or six years later, their intestines turned green with regret.

7. After working hard for so long, if you have some talent, you should have some signs of success.

8. Girls are self-aware of warmth and coldness, but they are weak in front of good-looking girls.

9. There is a disease that makes you feel as if you have already worked hard after watching inspirational speeches, inspirational movies, inspirational books, inspirational songs, and Zhihu’s inspirational answers.

10. Every time I see Qiongyou’s diary, my feeling is: If you are so poor, then don’t go out and wander around.

11. 28 years! Sex is the only life I can take care of myself!

12. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

13. Another day has passed. How was your day? Is the dream farther away?

14. Do you think boys will like you as long as you are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, pretty girls will stick to you? Do you think you can find a good job if you are a top student? Let me tell you, these are all true!

15. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

16. Only after you work hard will you know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

17. Stop losing weight. You are ugly not just because you are fat.

18. I used to think that people who rely on connections must be very incompetent, but after contacting them, I found that they are better than you in everything.

19. Life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, and some people are mainly responsible for tears.

20. Nothing is difficult in the world except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together and people divide by poverty. Rich people eventually get married. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a rich man on earth.

21. You only need to watch other people’s wonderful things, God has other plans for you.

22. Most success does not depend on hard work or dramatic opportunities, but on family background and talent that have been determined for a long time.

23. Not all successful men have a woman behind them. Most successful men did not have a woman before they became successful.

24. "Mom, I'm not talking about you. Look at the guy you're looking for. He's so ugly and can't understand his words. If I told others that he was my son-in-law, I would feel embarrassed."

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"His family has more than one billion."

"Of course, people don't need to live so vainly. Why do they have to care about other people's opinions? What's more, love is inherently blind. Yes, Mom supports you!”

25. Laziness is a good excuse, as if you can really do great things if you work hard.

26. I used to make little money while kneeling, so I imitated those outstanding people and tried to stand up, but in the end I lost my job.

27. When you hate the other person and can't find a new partner, "for the sake of the children" may be a good excuse.

28. "The cause of princess disease is no other than being ugly or poor." "What about someone who is rich and beautiful but has a bad temper?

"That kind of princess is not called a disease." ”

29. My face only needs to be covered in two places to be perfect! One is the right half of the face, and the other is the left half of the face.

30. You should He/she is a love partner, and he/she regards you as a love partner.

31. Making money is a skill, and spending money is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

32. As long as you persist in self-study every day, work hard, have a correct attitude, and endure loneliness, the final victory will definitely belong to those who perform well in the examination room.

33. It is true that they are good-looking. You can eat it, do you understand why you are always hungry?

34. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

35. Forcibly kissing a woman to express love will usually have two results, one is sex, the other is sex. This is the difference between a loser and a rich and handsome man.

36. God has closed the door for you. Open the door and go to bed.

37. Without a full wallet, there is no peace of mind.

38. Being ugly is not enough. Otherwise, why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital?

39. Have you ever seen the balance of your bank card if you say celebrities are pitiful?

40. How can an ugly duckling turn into a swan? , don’t forget that the ugly duckling is originally a swan, and its breed cannot be changed if it falls into a flock of ducks.

41. The rich man said in an interview, it is difficult for you to imagine how much hardship I suffered when I was young and worked as a scalper. , did transportation, did smuggling... Reporter: We all saw that these experiences made you successful. The rich man said, no, I finally married a rich wife.

42. " This child is either stupid or has a wrong learning method. "Isn't it stupid to find the wrong learning method?" "

43. When they are broken up in love, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned them. Don't be stupid, the world has never needed you at all.

44. "I... Like you. ""I know. "...Then how can you pretend not to know." "Haha, because I don't like you." ”

45. When we were young, we were often taught not to pursue money, and we also laughed at those rich people, saying that they were so poor that they only had money. When we grow up, we realize that we ourselves are so poor that we don’t even have money. Ah.

46. You and I both want to succeed, even if it takes a lot of effort, but we can’t even get up early.

47. “No good-looking woman. Reliable. "What about the ugly ones?" "It's neither good-looking nor reliable." ”

48. Some things can be changed without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design of the fifty yuan RMB is, it will not be as attractive as the one hundred yuan.

49. Thirty At the age of 18, most people are stuck in entry-level positions. They cannot move up in their existing jobs and cannot afford the time cost of changing careers. Their parents have become sick and they have limited income and no savings. The pain is to see the hard-working and smart people around me who have no background have achieved a little success, and the people with background have begun to live a noble life.

50. The two words are tall, rich, handsome and white and beautiful. It provides sufficient conditions for a good relationship with the opposite sex. The emergence of the word "tuhao" tells us that essentially three conditions can be reduced to one condition...

51. Translation of all those who complain about social injustice and the system. There is only one sentence here: Please give me money, women and social status.

52. Opportunities are always reserved for those with breasts and good looks. 53. People ask you if you are in love. Just say you don’t have it now. You can cleverly cover up the fact that you didn’t have it in the past.

54. If you are good-looking, you fall asleep on the bus and subway with your head on the shoulder of the person next to you. , the person next to you will stay with you until you wake up.

If you are ugly, once your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, he will immediately wake you up and gently remind you to take care of your belongings.

55. "Those who are more beautiful than me are not as smart as me, and those who are smarter than me are not as beautiful as me." Want to use this sentence to restore your thin self-confidence? However, there are people who are several levels above you in terms of intelligence and appearance, and they also have a lot of money.

56. I believe that as long as I work hard, I will be successful. I was penniless when I first started working, but with hard work and diligence, not only did I no longer have zero deposits in the bank, I also successfully owed them a large amount of money.

57. "If I were ugly, poor, short, and stupid, would you still love me?" God replied: "Don't fucking pretend, you are already ugly, poor, short, and stupid." . ”

58. The pain of “not trying hard and telling myself that I don’t want it at all” is much less painful than “failing after trying hard”.

59. Some girls particularly believe that "if you love me, you must accept the true me." But first you have to make sure that the "most authentic you" is worthy of love. They have legs but no legs, they have breasts but no breasts, they are uneducated and don’t study, they are ugly and they don’t put on makeup. You still lick your face and say that all the handsome guys are cheating, and all the good men have their own masters. You said yourself that you are not careless.

60. Four stages in the life of ordinary people: ignorant happiness and hope with a heart as high as the sky - struggle and suffering that is inferior to others - unrequited anger and disappointment - calm ordinaryness and decadence. How far have you come?

61. Those women who seem to have a pure character, whether they are real or pretending, mean that their past or background is definitely not pure.

62. The so-called tomboys are just because they are ugly. Any beautiful girl with a manly temperament is called the queen.

63. Those girls who marry the second generation of wealthy officials have to endure domestic violence every day, and their husbands always go out and have sex! After saying this, I felt much more comfortable.

64. In addition to rich people, there are two kinds of people in the world: one is those who live frugally and buy luxuries to show off, and the other is those who are frugal and cannot afford luxuries.

65. If you are not satisfied with your current job and feel that your career development has reached a bottleneck, then go for a higher degree. In this case, after graduation you will understand that your previous failures It seems to have nothing to do with academic qualifications.

66. After returning from a quick trip, nothing has changed except that what needs to be done has been delayed even longer.

67. If life deceives you today, don’t be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

68. You are a good girl, reading, watching movies, and traveling alone until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life. Read books I haven’t read, watch movies I haven’t seen, and go to destinations I haven’t been with you. Then you will be surprised to find that he does this with you just to sleep with you.

69. It’s not your fault to be ugly, but it’s your fault to expect someone tall, rich, handsome or fair to fall in love with you.

70. In this era where handsome guys and beautiful women are rampant, when others evaluate you as reliable and cute, you know what it actually means.

71. Anyone who has taken selfies knows that the factor that makes a photo look unsightly from an angle is not necessarily the appearance. Light, background, pose, etc. are all influencing factors. As long as you try to change a few angles and take a few pictures, you will find that no matter how you take the pictures, they will not look good.

72. When excellent girls are vulnerable (such as breakup, unsatisfactory work), they will need more care than usual, so they will communicate with more people. Don't be surprised if she returns to her original circle and ignores you after she returns to normal.

73. Whenever someone talks about the unfortunate life of the school belle at the class reunion, the boys will sigh incessantly, as if if the school belle had followed him, her life would have been better than it is now.

74. My friend, that is not laziness, laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak brain (stupid) and cannot withstand high-intensity thinking for a long time, do things with too complex logic, and process too much information.

75. After thinking about salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

76. Some young people work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. There is nothing to do every day, just eat and drink, the benefits are great. People start to care for their old age before they have struggled in life, and their ideals are thrown aside, and they enjoy privileges with the wealth and blessings of the people. For such young people, I just want to ask you four words: Where to submit your resume?

77. In fact, it doesn’t matter who you are looking for as a girlfriend, they are always quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with prettier girls.

78. Love is almost the same at the beginning. But when two people are so ordinary that they hold hands with each other, do they work overtime and squeeze into the subway to pay off the mortgage and then send money to his parents in the countryside and stare at each other in the house during the holidays? Or do they drive a small car and work 9 to 5 in a big house and do shopping on weekends to decorate their own little house? When traveling abroad, the difference is very big.

79. Bad women love men’s money and power; good women love men’s self-confidence, generosity, energy, and optimism that come from having money and power. Fortunately, different paths lead to the same destination.

80. Spiritual pursuit should be the natural reaction after material pursuit is satisfied. Rather than seeking a placebo after being frustrated by reality.

81. Human performance in all aspects is due to talent. Regardless of whether it is intelligence, physical strength, or emotional intelligence, there are inherited genes in it. The day after tomorrow is nothing more than how well you perform. As the negative energy proverb goes: "The best you can do with all your strength may not be as good as others doing it casually."

82. Those friendships that can help each other and support each other are better than those that are together every day. Friendships that talk about eating, drinking and traveling are much stronger.

83. When I was young, I always lacked a correct understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel that I have extraordinary abilities and the sky is vast, and sometimes I feel that I am useless and ordinary and incompetent. When I grew up, I experienced a lot, and gradually came to understand myself, only to realize that I was originally useless, ordinary and incompetent.

84. The reason why you cannot succeed is because you are too rubbish in all aspects. How come there are so many reasons.

85. I am so good that it would be a waste to fall in love with anyone, so good that no one is worthy of me, so good that I can only be kind to myself, so good that I am doomed to be alone all my life.

86. Sometimes, when others are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

87. I have asked many female college students this question: Are traveling abroad and using famous brands really so important? The first answer is: It’s not important, but if my boyfriend is willing and able to buy it for me, it will be important. The second answer is: Yes, it is very important!

88. The love he gives you will fade away, but the money he gives you will not depreciate.

89. Those people with bad moral character that we curse are actually just harming our interests directly or indirectly, or doing things that we want to do but dare not do.

90. Many people find that they cannot compare with others on issues of money, power, and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and the realm of life.

91. Many losers like to use ethereal things like spiritual thoughts to try to defeat the rich, because they don’t have to pay taxes when they brag.

92. Beautiful girls are sometimes more pitiful than ordinary girls. Men can calmly reject the emotions and body of ordinary girls, but men will deceive the emotions of beautiful girls to get her body. This is why the ancients said that beauties have a bad fate. Please feel it.

93. Mistaking indulgence for chicness, mistaking decadence for freedom, and mistaking escaping responsibilities for pursuit of self-worth. It's just laziness and fear of hardship. There are so many good reasons.

94. The more books I read, the more I realize that I am ignorant. The sudden enlightenment is only temporary. If we dig deeper, problems will always be problems, and they will never be solved.

95. Most of the time, struggling will only make you die faster. The result of your efforts is simply proof that you are not good at all.

96. There are many regrets, and later we called them beautiful mistakes. But maybe you insisted on doing it, and now only the mistakes are left.

97. A few years ago, a girl on BBS wrote: I don’t know why, every time an ugly guy looks at me, I feel that he is vulgar and particularly disgusting; but when a handsome guy looks at me, I feel good. Today I saw another boy write: I found that I always like to rush to help beautiful girls, and unconsciously ask her what she needs; but every time an ugly girl asks me to help, I feel: Why can’t you do it yourself? ? Some obvious truths are said, which makes them particularly cute.

98. You work so hard and endure so much loneliness and entanglement, but we don’t think you are very good.

99. When money is mentioned, everyone is not so affectionate.

100. Faced with everything, lazy people can easily find all kinds of high-sounding reasons to continue sleeping or avoid moving. Classic funny quotes, this chicken soup is poisonous

1. If you are good-looking and fall asleep on the bus or subway with your head resting on the shoulder of the person next to you, the person next to you will stay with you until wake up. If you are ugly, once your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, he will wake you up immediately and gently remind you to take care of your belongings.

2. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day long, then you have a big misunderstanding. Dogs are not as tired as you.

3. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what’s the use of your hard work

4. Why do I always feel that I am so ordinary? Maybe it’s because you are indeed more Ordinary.

5. When God closes a door for you, he will also pinch your brain.

6. If life deceives you today, don’t be sad or cry. It’s because of tomorrow. Life will continue to trick you.

7. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, and letters were far away. You could only love one person in your life, but you could have many concubines.

, 8. Some girls spent half an hour every day having sex. Take the dog food outside to feed stray dogs. But she only called home once every half month.

9. There is a loquat tree in the courtyard. I planted it when my wife died. Now it is like a canopy. Let's attack it, but the little lady Bo will smile. . .

10. When it comes to money, everyone is not so affectionate.

11. People who don’t look good may not be good people either. It's just that due to the torture of long-term loneliness, sometimes I will be kind to others like crazy.

12. When someone tells you that they are busy, it means that they should leave time for more important people.

13. Stop losing weight. You are ugly not just because you are fat.

14. The so-called tomboys are just because they are ugly. Any beautiful girl with a manly temperament is called the Queen.

15. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you suffer for the rest of your life.

16. If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then it will be too miserable for us, it is really too miserable.

17. Whenever I find the key to success, I find that someone has secretly changed the lock.

18. Meeting you took all my luck. I have been unlucky since I met you.

19. It’s not that I like you, it’s just that I happen to be playing with my mobile phone.

20. I am deficient in calcium! Why do I always sprain my feet? You're not lacking calcium, you're lacking brains. Why don't you look at the road when you walk?

21. Why am I reading other things during working hours? It’s because I’m not paying enough attention.

Funny poisonous chicken soup jokes

1. If you don’t like your house, you can change it to a new one; if you don’t like your city, you can move to another city; if you don’t like your own country , you can even immigrate.

2. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the entire society will despise you.

3. Many people find that they are no match for others on the issue of money, power, and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and the realm of life.

4. If you want to succeed, you must work hard to achieve the expectations of everyone around you, and keep doing this until you die. However, if you want to fail, you just have to live the opposite of the above.

5. There are six billion people in the world, and you are not special at all. If you really want to be different from ordinary people, then you can only walk backwards.

6. What is more terrifying than tooth loss, emphysema and liver cancer is aging, so please live in the present!

7. I have a friend with an average family background who always feels that if I Having money will definitely make you happier. Later, his mother made a fortune doing infant education. Almost ten years later, I met him and asked: Now that you are rich, are you really happy? He replied: It's great! I walked away silently.

8. Tall people only date tall people, so if you are a short person, don’t bother looking up.

9. If you are beautiful, people will be jealous of you, because everyone thinks that beautiful people have a happy life, so no one will sympathize with your misfortune, and you can only live your life alone. .

10. If you are ugly, people will like you because you are uglier than them. But no one will love you and be with you because of this, because you are uglier than them. In this way, you are destined to be alone all your life.

11. Almost everyone in the world watches TV, but no TV series presents real life. If you spend time watching TV series every day, you will find yourself becoming more and more disappointed with the world.

12. If you do significantly more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then instead of saying that you are very talented, it is better to say that your leader is very good at managing people.

13. I used to think that people who rely on connections must be incompetent, but after contacting me, I found that they are better than me in everything.

14. The so-called "don't let your children lose at the starting line" is meaningless, because you are the starting line, and your children have already lost.

15. Another day has passed. How was your day today? Are your dreams farther away?

16. You work so hard and endure so much loneliness and entanglement, but we don’t think you are that good.

17. Some young people use high-end consumption to create the image of their high-end income.

18. Some girls think that saying they are foodies can make them look cute, but in fact it has no such effect.

19. Love is like an apple in a grocery store, you can’t find one without flaws. Everyone is imperfect, especially yourself.

20. We are all insignificant members in the vast universe, but we still continue to encounter the most self-righteous creatures in the universe, that is, human beings. 100 Poisonous Chicken Soup Quotations

Poisonous Chicken Soup Quotes, will you be surprised when you hear this word? Isn’t it Chicken Soup for the Soul? Why did it become Poisonous Chicken Soup? Don’t worry, you can live a smooth life by drinking some Poisonous Chicken Soup occasionally. Even better! Here are 100 quotes about poisonous chicken soup, welcome to read!

1. In fact, it doesn’t matter who you are looking for as a girlfriend, they are all quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with prettier girls.

2. Ordinary people’s married partners don’t actually appreciate themselves, but they just can’t find anyone better. There is someone else they really appreciate.

3. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high.

If you want to be a homebody, you must first be able to afford a house.

4. Most people are borderline sociopaths. They will step over your body just to find a good parking spot. Once you mess up something, they will be the first to do so. Time stands up and sneers at you. But okay, you have another reason not to screw up.

5. If you try your best to do your best, you may not be as good as others doing it casually!

6. Stop losing weight. You are ugly not just because you are fat.

7. I found that many people who are not doing well are very open-minded. I don’t know whether they are disdainful of worldly success because they see things clearly, or whether they have to be open-minded because they are unsuccessful.

8. Mistaking indulgence for chicness, mistaking decadence for freedom, and mistaking escaping responsibilities for pursuit of self-worth. It's just laziness and fear of hardship. There are so many good reasons.

9. Love means that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you till the end of time.

10. If you are beautiful, people will be jealous of you, because everyone thinks that beautiful people have a happy life, so no one will sympathize with your misfortune, and you can only live your life alone. .

11. How many people who make mobile phone films have applied more films through unremitting efforts.

12. In addition to rich people, there are two types of people in the world: one is frugal and buys luxury goods to show off, and the other is frugal and cannot afford luxury goods.

13. Many times, if you don’t push yourself, you won’t know that you still have the ability to mess things up.

14. Those friendships where we can help each other and support each other are much stronger than those friendships where we are together every day just talking about eating, drinking and traveling.

15. Girls who love to smile always have more crow’s feet than others.

16. Love is like an apple in a grocery store, you can’t find one without flaws. Everyone is imperfect, especially yourself.

17. There must be pure friendship between men and women. Every girl I know says that they can only be friends with me at best.

18. I often hear other people say: I hope he/she has something to say face to face and not to hurt others after goodbye. Some people believe it to be true, but in fact, my practice has proved that if you speak ill of others in person, they will be very angry and embarrassed. So when you slander others, you must do it behind your back.

19. I would never blindly post the famous brands I bought online because I can’t afford them.

20. Some people say that you should not complain often, because life is like a person knowing whether the water is cold or warm. I want to ask you, will you not scream when you are scalded by hot water?

21. All those who complain about social injustice and systems have only one sentence translated: Please give me money, women and social status.

22. Some people work hard all their lives and squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.

23. There are many factors for a good figure. You can't have a good figure just by dieting and exercising.

24. The most important thing in life is not hard work or struggle, but choice. When you come to a crossroads in life and don't know how to identify the direction, please stop and think about your zodiac sign.

25. The so-called tomboys are just because they are ugly. Any beautiful girl with a manly temperament is called a queen.

26. Girls don’t know their own temperament, but they are weak in front of good-looking people.

27. It’s raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have a companion. If not, I hope it’s a knife.

28. Love is almost the same at the beginning. But when two people are so ordinary that they hold hands with each other, do they work overtime and squeeze into the subway to pay off the mortgage and then send money to his parents in the countryside and stare at each other in the house during the holidays? Or do they drive a small car and work 9 to 5 in a big house and do shopping on weekends to decorate their own little house? When traveling abroad, the difference is very big.

29. Those elites that everyone envies are actually not as good as you think. But it's definitely much better than you are.

30. The reason why you always drink chicken soup is because the meat is eaten by others!

31. Although the morals and principles in the mouth are important, they must always be given to the hands. Benefits give way.

32. Kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful. People who don't love you love you less than you think.

33. If life deceives you today, don’t be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

34. When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don’t despair, because at least your judgment is still right.

35. Weak people are like this. They feel that there are too many helplessness in life and they are unable to change it.

36. You may not succeed if you work hard, but you will be very comfortable if you don’t work hard!

37. After hiding from the rain for a lifetime, will the rain be sad? I got pregnant without attending class!

38. When it comes to money, everyone is not so affectionate.

39. I have asked many female college students this question: Is it really so important to travel abroad and use famous brands? The first answer is: not important, but my boyfriend is willing and able to buy it for me, which is very important. important. The second answer is: Yes, it is very important!

40. You have worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you have never seen how good you are!

41. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day long. You really misunderstood. No dog is as tired as you.

42. My friend, that is not laziness, laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak brain (stupid) and cannot withstand high-intensity thinking for a long time, do things with too complex logic, and process too much information.

43. My dream is to hold a camera in one hand and hold you in the other, traveling around. The resting place at sunset every day is our home. And then being in your thirties while still earning a meager salary in an entry-level position, being tossed around with young people who have just graduated.

44. Girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck. To be honest, if a girl has always been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

45. Some girls talk behind their backs about beautiful girls and girls from good families, saying that they live a frivolous life and have low moral standards. What they say is well-founded and reasonable, but it always sounds sour.

46. After working hard for so many years, anyone with a bit of talent should have some signs of success.

47. If you like someone, confess it bravely. Maybe you will also know what spare tire size you are!