Rent your own humor and talk about it.

1, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I rent it at a low price and have a sale at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!

2. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog? !

3, Tanabata, don't send photos everywhere to show love, in case you hit your face, it will be bad.

4. I will take a screenshot of who shows love among friends on Tanabata. If you marry someone who is not ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and I simply said "skip".

6. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

7. Be cautious about having an affair after Tanabata. Who knows if you want to find a father for your child?

8. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

9. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

10, Tanabata is here. At eight o'clock in the afternoon, the florist smiled, the hotel owner smiled at night, and the drugstore owner smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled.

1 1, tanabata, single friends team up to go to the cinema and separate the seats one by one!

12, Tanabata, don't bask in gifts, bask in your boyfriends, maybe there will be the same paragraph.

13, "Is Tanabata still a person?" "Half a man, I'm afraid to scare you."

14, God is fair to everyone. Since you are allowed to spend Singles' Day, you will not be allowed to spend Tanabata.

15, tanabata show love is nothing. You can rob me on Singles Day.

16, it's been stormy these days, with lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men who swear to enter the Qixi state, it is normal to thunder all the time.

17. Asking what Tanabata is in the world makes people torture single dog to death.

18, don't tell me happy tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play Lianliankan at home and ruin a couple.