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What do you mean by the result of fortune telling? Let's have a look.

This man has a straightforward temperament and a high heart, and he often has trouble coming out of his mouth. What he thinks is different from what he says, and the inheritance of his ancestors has not reached him. Anything can be successful if you leave your hometown and go to other places. Relatives of all parties can't live on their own. Management majors can be famous, but at first I was very busy and idle, and I couldn't make much money. You can't get married until you are 38 or 39 years old. By the age of 45 or 46, everything is going well. On the day I died (that is, when I was dying), "Three spring willows, green leaves on the branches, and the evening scene was red everywhere" meant a little flower, "My wife and palace are hard".

Typical fortune teller's lying nonsense.

1, this life is straightforward and energetic.

Your character, your character, whatever you say, you think you are this kind of character.

2. The ancestral business has not been returned.

Who knows this? He wants to say that your grandfather was a great official in the Tang Dynasty. Where to research?

3. You can do anything without him.

This is the living condition of modern people. How many people don't work outside?

4. Six relatives of the same flesh and blood do not take effect

It is also true that relatives can't help you. They are all ordinary people. Who can help who?

5. Self-sufficient family planning

Nonsense, if you don't live by yourself, are you waiting for benefits?

6, learning to operate the Quartet is famous.

It means what you do. He uses "management". As the old saying goes, this kind of management covers a wide range, and all human activities can be said to be "management". Just ask him, if you are good, tell me what he does, and he won't answer directly.

7, the initial limit is complicated, and you can't get rich.

What is said here is that you can't make money by working hard at first. This is bullshit. Who can easily earn millions every day when they first join the work? Do you think you are a rich second generation?

8. You can't get married until you pay 389.

This may test the fortune teller's eyesight, but experienced people can guess that you got married at around 38 years old. Modern people get married a lot at this age, and most of them are second marriages. In ancient times, he would say 18, 19 (in ancient times, you had children around 15) before getting married.

9,456 may be pleasant,

This also refers to the ordinary life of ordinary people. People in this age group are people who have a stable job and a stable income and are about to retire. Their children are basically working, married and have children. What else are they dissatisfied with?

10, the final limit is like a willow in March, with green leaves and beautiful faces everywhere.

This means that you are a little spent in your later years, which is understandable. It is natural for men to spend money, let alone retired old people. Nothing happens every day. Can't you fantasize? And this is also about the future, no one knows, don't you think?

1 1, the wife's palace is hard.

My knowledge is limited, I really don't know what it means, but generally speaking, your wife will not hinder your happiness, wealth (that is, money) and longevity, which is also an auspicious word used by fortune tellers.

12, son and daughter-in-law are true and false.

I translated this casually. In short, this means that you will have dead children. If "truth and falsehood" are also blocked at both ends, truth and falsehood (male and female-not necessarily), that is to say, the son is not necessarily his own son, and the daughter is not necessarily his own daughter. It's not complicated. If you only have one son, you will have one son and one and a half daughters (that is, your daughter-in-law) when you die. So you ask the fortune teller what he means, and he will ask you whether you have a son or a daughter, and make a statement according to your answer.

13, Shou Yuan 47, after which you can go to 66.

This is about your life span, and it is common for modern people to live 66 years.

14, died in September.

This is also about the future. Who knows? June 1 1 When I was dying, I was out of breath. I went to the fortune teller and said, "Didn't you say I died in September! ! ! I lived two months longer. "

So fortune tellers will lie about money.

Right here.

I'm afraid he will harm others with money, saying that XXX is your nemesis, and you have to stay away from him. What's more, you will ruin him and make a mistake that you will regret for life.

So you can only believe in yourself and don't believe in these ghosts and gods after kissing.