Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - 20 19 There are 100 provocative and warm-hearted routines between lovers.

20 19 There are 100 provocative and warm-hearted routines between lovers.

1. Your name is when you open your mouth, and your appearance is when you close your eyes.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

3. tenderness turns into a romantic declaration, a little affection turns into sweet love, and my heart is full of words, telling persistent thoughts; One heart, a little affection, infinite love. Accept my love! Love you forever!

4. Have you heard a story? The bow whispered to the arrow before it was shot: Your freedom is mine.

5. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

6. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

7. Love your train is not late, miss your stars without blinking, the sweet journey has no end, the romantic voyage has no end, your heart and eyes overlap, and the light and shadow of love will always be gorgeous. Love you, dear, very much.

8. I tried everything just to get you.

9. In the days when I am with you, I can catch a breeze at will, which is the whole spring.

10. I love you, I don't hide it, I hope you know. Unconsciously, I will always think of you; Countless times, I hope to be with you; The ends of the earth, as long as I am with you, is a happy paradise.

1 1. You are so beautiful. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?

12. Object? Let's see if Guan Xiaotong and Lu Han divide first, or divide first.

13. Love is always a thousand turns. How can you love someone if you have never been abandoned or hurt? Love turns out to be an experience. I hope people will last long.

14. I am only one of you in the world, because it is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.

15. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

16. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye. If I don't abandon it, I will run to you.

17. All the delicious food is yours. I am not greedy. All the beautiful new clothes are yours. I like watching them. The afternoon sunshine belongs to you, so warm. You can sleep in a cage all weekend. You are too lazy. Everything you want in this world belongs to you, and you belong to me.

18. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

19. I love you until the news broadcast finale.

20. It's nice to see what the world is like, and it's also nice to meet you.

2 1. Tell you how many times complaining is useless. You must hug me.

22. I met someone today, whose back looks like yours.

23. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.

24. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

25. You are my North Star. Tell me the way forward.

26. Love is magical, which makes the laws of mathematics out of balance; Two people share the pain, only half the pain; And two people * * * enjoy one kind of happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness.

Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

28. You break into my lens, and I will press it forever.

29. I think I should stay a little longer. Maybe I will meet you.

You are too young for me to fall in love with you.

3 1. If you ask me what I like? I will say that I like looking into your eyes, because there is my happy smile in it! If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because that's the place closest to your heart!

32. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me.

33. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend! 、

There are three kinds of people in this world, the bad guys, the shemale and my people.

36. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever; We will never part!

37. All the gloom is left to the past. Since I met you, winter has dispersed and the Milky Way is bright.

38. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

39. How can I let others bully people I can't bear to bully?

40. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

4 1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

42. I am a heroine who can't be a steady little princess. I am ambitious. I want the world and you.

I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you. I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you. I love you, because you can bring out my truest side, and the most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.

Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

45. The child has your surname, and my mother can swim.

46. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

47. I don't tease Han. Why don't you tease me?

48. I traced my writing and vividly ambushed you in my hometown.

49. Every day used to be dull. You make life more interesting, and my work feels boring. You make me full of energy. Cooking is always difficult, but because of you, I don't feel tired. Baby, let me tell you a secret. Life is beautiful because of you.

50. Because you live in my heart, you are everywhere.

5 1. You're afraid, I'm afraid, I haven't said what I'm afraid of! I'm afraid of everything about you.

52. "I know three people who like you." "Who is it?" "Me, me, me."

53. I like you for more than two minutes and I can't get rid of it.

I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.

55. We will be together in the next life. I'm not old without you.

56. Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.

Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

58. "I have super powers", "What?" "Super like you"

59. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

60. "Is League of Legends important or am I important?" "I dare to play League of Legends, dare not hit you. Who do you think is important? "

6 1. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are in front of me, hanging upside down from the zenith like a waterfall, 360 degrees deafening, and I can't see anything except you.

62. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, that's what you are. You won the top three in the beauty contest at most.

63. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

I copied the love letter, but I like you for real.

65. If you still want to hear it, I want to say it again: "I love you". Anyway, sentimentality is my special skill.

66. Don't cry on the other end of the phone, I can't hug you.

Do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

68. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

69. Would you like to try my strawberry lipstick?

70. "Who are you?" "Dog, what's the matter?" "No, you belong to me."

7 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

72. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way.

73. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

74. You are the person I have been looking for, from heaven to earth, across the ocean. Promise me, at least, that you will never leave my sight again in this life, okay?

75. "You look like one of my relatives."

76. Your past may be without me, but I hope my future will be without you.

77. The spring breeze is ten miles behind you. I love you from the outside in my dream.

78. If you don't have me in the first half of your life, let me accompany you through the second half.

79. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

80. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

8 1. Without you, I am like a goldfish in the water. No one can see my tears except water and you.

82. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

83. Come here, I have a relationship and want to talk to you.

84. You are afraid, so am I.. I haven't said what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of everything about you.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

86. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you must have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes!

87. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

88. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don't know. What is this? I am a bell! Why? Because, the bell rang (thinking).

89. Best of all, one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you.

90. Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

9 1. The happiest thing in the world is that you hold my arm and coquetry me.

92. There is a word on the billboard on the roadside that is your name.

93. Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?

94. If you are still young, why should you suffer from the long river? If you can get along with each other day and night, why do you need eternity? If you have a soul mate, why do you have to be together? If you love and have no regrets, why are you afraid of the world? It is because you love thoroughly and are fearless that you will grow old together.

95. "I'm afraid of you" and "Why?" And "because I'm afraid of my wife"

96. I have three fireworks that will confuse you for life. The dust settles for you and overturns the prosperity of the world.

97. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

98. I don't want to be an episode in your life, but a happy ending. ;