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A photo of Jianghu rules.

First, if you ask your parents for money after the age of 20, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

Second, no matter how good a friend is, he can't resist frankness without a bottom line. Remember: when you speak, remember to turn a corner. Don't take your outspoken words as an atmosphere, it's just childish in the eyes of others; Don't take your straightforwardness as a bright spot, it's just selfish.

Third, people can't put themselves in their shoes, because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.

Fourth, vanity, you have to have the strength to pay the bill. Otherwise, it is a decent life.

Don't expect everyone to understand you, because carrots and vegetables have their own tastes. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.

6. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. The only people in this world who won't betray you are your parents and money in your pocket.

7. First-class boarding can be given priority, bank VIPs don't have to wait in line, the most expensive seat of the concert is also the best, the world has never been equal, how special you are.

Eight, the heart is a pocket, something less is called the mind, more is called the mind's eye, and more is called calculation. Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.

9. You believe what a person says because he said what you wanted to hear. -"The Ferry Man"

10. Life never waves and says, "Come here, son, let's be reasonable." Life is just a big mouth that hits you on the ground and says, "fool, learn."

Classic Quotations: Those who have no bottom line that you can forgive will hurt those who have no bottom line.

Guide: What is sweetness in love? I will never get tired of each other's gaze. Even if you quarrel, even if you are wronged, you are willing to think it is you. There must be another me in this world, doing what I dare not do and living the life I want.

1. A person is not only throwing everything away and hiding, but returning to his purest self.

2. The source of true happiness lies in ourselves; As long as a person is good at pursuing happiness, others can't let him fall into a really miserable situation.

Please accept you now and improve you now. Exercise makes you more temperament, reading makes you see the world you have never seen before, and dressing makes you look forward to it every day. You don't need to be who others say you are. You just hope that you won't feel flustered and confident because you are ordinary in the crowd. There will be no second me in this world.

4, there is no need to deliberately satisfy who, who is not eager to have, who is reluctant to retain. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.

5. What is sweetness in love? I will never get tired of each other's gaze. Even if you quarrel, even if you are wronged, you are willing to think it is you.

6. You must have a rich heart to get rid of these superficial similarities in life.

7. When I was young, I thought loneliness was a cool thing. When I grow up, I feel lonely is a very sad thing. Now, I think loneliness is not a thing. At least, try not to turn it into a thing.

Every little thing we experienced together may seem meaningless at that time, but it is destined to be the secret of each other's lives, because in the future, even if we try our best to tell it to any outsider, we can't restore the scene at that time. Even if we can tell what we see in our eyes, we can't tell what we have in our hearts.

9. There must be another me in this world, doing what I dare not do and living the life I want.

10, wronged, in front of others, all agreed. I called my mother, and when I heard her voice, I called my mother, and my tears came down. Because I know that when people ask what's wrong, they are more satisfied with gossip and curiosity, not necessarily really worried. Mom is really worried when she asks what's wrong. Even if the whole world doesn't care about me, what is certain is that in my mother's heart, I am her world.

1 1. On the youth train, if you want to get off early, please don't wake me up, let me sleep until the end and pretend not to know that you have left.

12, slowly, you will know that there are really few things in life that deserve our courtesy, education, character and pattern.

13, summer is coming, and it is the end of the year in a blink of an eye. It's a great pity that we didn't take what our companions and ourselves did seriously. I'm afraid I'll get old before I grow up; Afraid of not having fun, I said goodbye. If you go bad, you will know how to cherish and stop being lazy. If you fall, you will get up and stop complaining. Be awesome, do what you think, sleep when you should, and don't stay up late. If the person you remember is not around, be nice to the person who is still around.

14, people on the mountain should not look down on people under the mountain, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.

15. As a woman, we must strive for economic independence before we can talk about what we should strive for. 15-25 years old, striving for learning and tourism opportunities; Twenty-five to thirty-five, work hard, continue to study, organize a family, and start saving; After the age of 35, if you want to turn your work into a career and study harder, you must have some self-defense assets.

16, Bai comforted me one day: "The best years people claimed were actually the most painful, but they were so happy in retrospect."

17, I want to continue to be a madman and live according to my dreams instead of the way others want.

18, don't care about people who don't care about you. Don't think about those who don't think about you. Don't worry about people who don't worry about you. Don't waste your time on a man/woman who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

19, the older you get, the lazier you are to explain some things, not because you are afraid of trouble, but because you know that many things cannot be explained. Many people end up parting ways, sometimes it's a pity, sometimes it's inevitable. There must be people like you in this world, but there must not be many. There is always someone who can hear you crying behind your silence, and I hope someone can understand you.

20. Happiness should be a coincidence, not many. It's like drinking a cup of iced wheat tea when you are thirsty, instead of eating a full meal when you are full.

2 1, say less sarcastic words and do less impulsive and willful things.

22. I loved to drink soda when I was a child, but it was hard to get it back, but it didn't taste right. The world has changed us, and we have changed the world in our eyes without mercy ... Some things are beautiful, just stay in memory.

23. People in dreams should be called when they wake up. Life will be much simpler this way.

There is no doubt that good things will come. And it's a surprise to come late.

25. Love is when you lose a front tooth, but you can still smile calmly. Because you know that your friends won't stop loving you because of your incompleteness.

26. Sometimes, we have to be strong, so when we pretend to be strong, we really get stronger and stronger.

27. People who have no bottom line that you can forgive will hurt those who have no bottom line.

28, casually promised, it is better to seriously refuse. Commitment is limited and energy is tense. You can learn two other skills: reject people you hate casually and promise your sweetheart seriously.

29. There are too many pains and misfortunes in my life because I want to live like others, not like myself.

30. Most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows, and they will spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves, repeating what they have done, thought, loved and hated in their lifetime day after day, more mechanically and affectedly.

3 1, people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

32. Some people's kindness is like wine buried in the ground. It always takes a long time to be known until they leave. The rest of the drinkers can only drink until dawn alone. The furthest distance is that people are still there, feelings are still there, and the way back is gone.

33. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you are standing by yourself.

34. Real life is to do what you do every day. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present. Don't dwell on unnecessary emotions and judgments. No delusions, no self-indulgence. Don't hurt, don't be enemies with yourself and others. Don't perform and don't believe in other people's performances.

35. The heart is a two-bedroom house. One lives in pain, the other in joy. People can't laugh too loudly. Otherwise laughter will wake up the pain in the next room.

36. Now I feel more and more that it is a great blessing to meet friends who can get along well, chat with each other, be honest with each other, don't care about each other, and keep you in mind instead of doing superficial work. If there is, we should all cherish it.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

38. The most important thing for us is not to care about truth, gain and loss, fame and fortune, dignity and wealth, but how to live happily and find the poetry of life from it.

39. It's okay to be alone. As long as you love someone from the heart, life will be saved. Even if you can't live with him.

40. You are the person I miss most and the person I don't want to disturb most.

Editor's note: Real life is doing what you should do every day. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present. Don't dwell on unnecessary emotions and judgments. No delusions, no self-indulgence. Don't hurt, don't be enemies with yourself and others. Don't perform and don't believe in other people's performances.

Perhaps vanity, but not without a bottom line.

1, even if love is reflected in spirit, roses always have something to reflect.

2. All endings are doomed at the moment you meet the person you love. You can't master everything, and it's no use using means. These are all side issues, which are irrelevant.

3. We are eager to be as successful as Andy, but we may not be as hard as Xiaoqu; We want to live as casually as a ditty, but we can only exercise restraint as customs clearance. We want to have a good family temperament like Guan Guan, but we can only be as hot as a small earthworm when things happen; We wish we could be as simple and direct as a little earthworm, but we often think too much like Sister Fan. We want to learn from Sister Fan's understanding, but we are always more like Andy who is unsociable.

4. A good friend is like a hot spring. If you lie in it stiffly, every nerve will be awakened by happiness slowly.

No one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

6, often take the same good as the world, not short of fools.

7, the workplace is like rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes have rules of rivers and lakes, and the workplace has principles of the workplace. If you don't understand the rules, you will only be eliminated. Sometimes youth is not an advantage.

8, playful is playful, and character is character, which cannot be confused.

9. Actually, the road is not fast. Just try to walk. It's important to find a way that suits you.

10, there must be boundaries between relatives, let alone friends.

1 1. If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem.

12 but if everyone ignores you, we will find problems from ourselves.

13, girlfriends can have everything without reservation, and only men can't share it.

14, in the world of adults, not just telling the truth!

15, when men chase you, they are most attentive. If he refuses to pay money and time at this time, you can release this man immediately.

16, life is like this, no matter how hard it is, you must grit your teeth and get through it.

17. Roses have thorns, but no one hates them because of thorns. They really do, and they don't really love flowers.

18, in this world, no one's ass is clean, and there will be something more or less. No one is pure. What all Jianghu people hate most is that person who doesn't know the rules, Xiaoqiu. You are the one who doesn't know the rules. You don't know the rules, so you killed the master with a stick, which is the last thing your manager wants to see. The second rule of Jianghu is that people with dirty bottoms hate people who can't keep their mouths shut. If you expose love rat's shortcomings in front of your manager, will your manager dare to use you? As long as she doesn't want to use you, your suspension will become dismissal.

19, no! Fun is fun, and character is character, which cannot be confused. A good girl has to be able to afford it and put it down. She treats men like clothes. A man like him is mean!

20, perhaps sleek, but not sophisticated; Perhaps vanity, but not without a bottom line.

Poke the heart classic says: people who have no bottom line that you can forgive will hurt those who have no bottom line.

1, lower your expectations and reduce your dependence, and you will live a good life.

2. No one coaxed me when I cried, and I learned to be strong; I learned to be brave when there was no one to accompany me when I was afraid; No one asked me when I was bored, so I learned to put up with it.

3. Always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If you are unhappy, it means that it is not the final outcome.

If everything is a play, why should it be so realistic? Emotional drama, I have no acting skills.

A flower can't wither and waste the whole spring, and an autumn can't waste the whole journey. Go on and work hard patiently, and life will give you all the answers.

6. People who have no bottom line that you can forgive will hurt those who have no bottom line.

7. Life seems to cultivate three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper.

8. Who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, and who is not. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

9. Stick to the package in the years, and you will feel that life is sweet; Put your efforts into action, and you will feel that life is beautiful.

10, the reason why we struggle is not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

1 1, I hope that what you are worried about will have a good result, and I hope that you will get out of the predicament as soon as possible and get what you want.

12, deer in the deep mountains, I don't know where to go, everything is bitter, so I can only cross by myself.