Humorous short sentences of housework fatigue

1. An 800-word housework composition (with humorous sentences) The transparent days of childhood, childhood and adolescence are like pieces of blue gems, which condense every tear of laughter. The white paper is painted with the color of dreams and records many joys when we are together. When I was growing up, one thing impressed me deeply, that is, learning to wash dishes.

That was when I was in the third grade. After lunch on Sunday, I sat in the house and watched TV. Suddenly, there was a tinkling sound of running water and bowls colliding in the kitchen, just like an electronic organ ensemble. I ran into the kitchen curiously, trying to find out. Oh, it's mom washing the dishes. I looked at my mother's relaxed and skilled movements and thought, it seems not difficult to wash dishes! I should also help my mother share some housework. So I said to my mother, "Mom, let me try washing dishes!" " "Mother agreed happily.

To start, I stood in front of the sink, rolled up my sleeves, learned from my mother's appearance, poured a drop of Jiejieling on the dish towel, held the bowl in my left hand and the dish towel in my right hand, and washed the bowl. Washing dishes seems easy to me, but it's really not an easy task. The bowl is in my hand, just like a naughty kitten. She didn't listen at all. She kept skating. I missed it and the bowl exploded on the ground. I was nervous and a little scared, so I quickly threw the "smashed" bowl into the trash can.

"Never mind, don't worry, take your time." My mother stood by to encourage me and taught me with her hands: hold the bowl steadily in her left hand, wipe it with a dish towel in her right hand, and coordinate her movements. Let the bowl rotate slowly in your hand, and at the same time, wash the whole bowl with Jiejieling to let the oil stain go down, then rinse it in the pool, and finally turn on the tap and rinse it with clear water. I plucked up the courage to do as my mother taught me. In my hand, the bowl changed from a naughty kitten to a clever rabbit, and let me wash it. I finally washed the bowls in the pool one by one. Then put it neatly in another basin to control the water. Mom and dad were very happy to see it and praised me as a good boy who is sensible and loves to work.

An attempt to wash dishes really made me realize the hardships of hard work and the happiness of success through unremitting efforts. It also made me understand that only by doing it yourself, being good at thinking and not shrinking in the face of difficulties can we exercise ourselves and increase our skills. I will constantly temper myself in my study and life on the road of my own growth, and be a good teenager who is self-reliant and self-reliant.

2. Ask for a humorous sentence with a tired baby. 1. I went shopping with my daughter today, tired and happy. Husband takes the child to sweat. Hehe, it's a little happy to watch them.

2. Today, when I got together with my old friends and sent them out to close the door, I suddenly felt very lonely. Taking care of children at home every day is tiring and happy. Girls, we haven't had a good talk yet. Let's make an appointment next time!

Tian Mi fell asleep in my arms. She even mumbles from time to time and occasionally opens her mouth and smiles. Although she was tired and sleepy after a day of washing clothes and taking care of her children, I was so happy to see her angelic smile!

4, just got off work, every Monday to Friday night is work, only the weekend is my own. I can understand why some colleagues don't want children, and it is not happy for them to bring them into this world. How do parents bear it?

5, sleep is getting worse and worse, white hair is getting more and more, with the baby tired and happy, looking at her will feel very satisfied.

6. Being alone with your baby for more than a week, from cooking to washing clothes, from blinking to sleeping, tired and happy.

7. How tired is it to take care of the children? Whoever takes it knows! How tired is it to take care of the children? Whoever takes it knows!

8. It's really tiring to take care of children, and the second child is coming soon. I think I suddenly feel hopeless, so annoying and tired!

9. It is a pleasure to participate in the growth of children, although it is very tiring to take care of them.

10, a beautiful and short holiday, tired and happy. For these young people, it is also a relaxing time to take the baby so far for the first time. Tomorrow, I will start my work mode and bring blood back to life.

Tell mom a joke when she is tired of doing housework. There is a student who doesn't study hard. When he encounters words that are difficult to write, he circles the words that he can't write.

On this day, his uncle was ill in hospital. The student wrote a letter to his uncle. He was going to say, "Dear old uncle, I heard that you were ill. You should take good care of yourself and never get out of bed casually. " The meaning is quite good, but because I can't write a few words, I drew a circle to show it, which made a big joke.

His letter reads: "Dear Lao, I heard that you have a ○. You should take good care of it and don't get off at will." The letter was sent to the ward, and his uncle was inconvenient to move, so he asked his aunt to read it to himself. When her aunt saw several circles on the letter, she asked, "How do you pronounce circles?" His uncle said, "Say' egg' when you meet a circle."

So menstruation began to read: "Dear old egg, I heard that you have eggs. You should take good care of them and don't leave them anywhere. " After reading the letter, his uncle was almost angry. I hope to adopt.

Write a joke about doing housework. During the Chinese New Year, every family has to clean up, so I help adults do housework. I help adults sweep the floor, paste couplets and write couplets, but the most interesting thing is to wipe them.

There are many things cleaned in my house, such as cabinets, doors, tables, chairs and bookshelves. I picked up all the soaked Puckilo and began to clean it. I just started cleaning a small cupboard, but before I finished cleaning it, the front and back of Puckilo were all black. I was surprised because I didn't expect my cupboard to be so "clean". Then I washed it and Puckilo continued to clean it. My home has seven closets, eight doors, four tables, 15 chairs and two bookshelves. After packing these things, I stayed in a * * * for three hours, and I was exhausted. I just took a break.

Although I am very tired today, I feel the hardship of my mother doing housework at ordinary times. I think I must help my mother break down some housework in the future, so that she can have time to do her own thing and be less busy with housework, so that she looks younger. In this way, helping her parents a little every day is a big job.

5. What funny poems describe being hungry, sleepy and tired? There are no funny poems describing being hungry, sleepy and tired. Humor quotations are as follows:

1, the first hunger is ignorance. Hugo, French writer

2. Hunger is always accompanied by genius. -Mark Twain, American writer

A hungry belly has no ears. -rabelais, French Renaissance writer

4, a hardworking family, hungry and unable to enter the door. Franklin, American industrialist, scientist, social activist, thinker and diplomat.

There is never an example to prove that good words can comfort a hungry stomach. -Austrian writer Zweig

6. I jumped into the book, just like a hungry man jumped into the bread. -Gorky, writer of the former Soviet Union

7. Laziness is the mother. She has a son: robbery, and a daughter: hunger. Hugo, French writer

8. Suffering is not only hunger and fatigue, but also a test of the soul. You should endure what you don't want to do. -Strictly speaking.

9. In the eyes of people who are full, roast chicken is like grass. In the eyes of hungry people, radish is a delicious food. -Persian poet saadi

10, sad people, give them comfort, hungry people, give them food, what I can do is always the latter. -Taiwan Province province female writer, formerly known as Chen Maoping.

Interesting sentences describing hunger, drowsiness and fatigue:

1. The highest state of eating food is to see it as food.

As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

3. If you are alive, you should not live up to the word "eating goods".

4. Queen of the foodie world, please call me Her Majesty!

People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

6. I am just a qualified foodie, and my stomach is disappointing.

7. Is there anything better than eating delicious food?

8. It's good to eat, and you forget everything after eating.

9. I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!

10. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

1 1. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl …

12. Being able to eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but that I am good at raising.

13. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.