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Tell me something interesting about 520.

Tell me something interesting about 520:

1, someone asked me, what are you going to do this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

2. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you, thinking about you is false. Might as well make a lot of money and be caring.

3, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, but also expect 520, wash and sleep?

Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

It seems that it's just you and me this Valentine's Day, my bed.

6. If you are not good to your wife, don't blame others for being good to your wife.

7. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

8. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

9. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

10,520 soon, I have a small wish that can be realized: my lover can't love my family!

1 1, God will not treat spoony people badly, but will only die.

12, I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

13, there is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others.