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Pregnancy announcement copy

Pregnancy announcement copy (selected 78 sentences) 1. With my baby. With our baby. 2. Pregnancy is not easy. I vomited everything I ate every day, more than ten times a day. I vomited until I was hospitalized, and my stomach burned until I felt like I drank sulfuric acid. I vomited for five months before I could eat. 3. I finally realize how difficult it is to be a mother. Am I not good enough to my mother? God is punishing me for making me feel so uncomfortable while pregnant! 4. The long process of pregnancy is painful and joyful. It is also the most beautiful moment for a woman. 5. Although this was a hard time, it was a happy and wonderful time. It deserves to be recorded. 6. The child still punched and kicked me in the belly relentlessly. 7. Your arrival has given me another identity, and you are also the best gift given to me by God. 8. I’m going to be a dad/mom! 9. Now I finally understand why I get pregnancy syndrome. I used to think others were too pretentious. Now I really understand it! 10. Pregnancy is really hard, with morning sickness and vomiting that make you doubt your life. Please don’t believe what others say is easy. 11. Pregnancy dreams are accurate! Black snakes, black fish, shooting stars, male baby penis, etc. I have dreamed about many male baby dreams. 12. I want to tell you a secret. In fact, I am pregnant. It's already the fifth week, and the child's father doesn't know. 13. How dare I grow old before you come. 14. My appetite has been so good lately that I can eat enough for two people by myself. 15. A woman is most beautiful when she is pregnant! 16. Maternity photos Pregnancy is the most important time in a woman’s life. Record the most beautiful day and leave beautiful thoughts for the future. 17. It was only after I became pregnant that I realized that being a mother is really not easy. I suffer from insomnia every day, and I finally fall asleep. I wake up in pain in the middle of the night every day, and my back pain is unbearable. 18. The crystallization of love finally arrived luckily. 19. Because of your arrival, there is the fragrance of flowers in the wind, and the world is gentle. Use your lens to capture eternity. 20. From now on, the workload of cooking will become larger. After all, the meal must be enough for three people! 21. Morning sickness is really uncomfortable. Morning sickness, being grounded and unable to eat what you want, makes it even more uncomfortable. 22. I was finally rented out for 10 months and the lease was not to be renewed. 23. Want to drink spicy soup, want to eat fried noodles, want to eat pancakes and fruits, want to eat scallion pancakes? I’m not in my hometown, and I feel like I can’t eat anything. It’s not easy to be pregnant. 24. Being pregnant is the most beautiful moment in your life! 25. From morning sickness when I first became pregnant to cramps and restricted movement in the third trimester, I experienced various sufferings that made me collapse and feel lonely, but now I look back on everything during the entire pregnancy as wonderful. 26. It is an arduous but beautiful process. Mom is really a superwoman. Only those who have experienced it can understand the feeling. Morning sickness is really terrible. When I vomit, when I feel uncomfortable, I feel like my whole body collapses! Love your mom well, it’s really not easy for them! 27. I feel like I started to feel depressed within a month. Hahaha. From time to time, I feel very depressed and want to cry for no reason. Everyone is very nice to me, and it’s not my fault. But pregnancy is very uncomfortable, especially the morning sickness. I just want to die. 28. I don’t know what happened today. I feel uncomfortable and nauseous. I vomited several times but nothing came out. I took one bite of lunch and threw it away. Total food Will it be better if I order something sour? I ordered yogurt, but I didn’t feel any better. Is this a symptom of pregnancy? It shouldn't be, father of the child, please stand up quickly, you have to be responsible for me, 嘤嘤嘤嘤~ 29. On the verge of collapse, insomnia, bloating, morning sickness, all of them are here, I just want to die. 30. I finally realized that besides morning sickness, the most uncomfortable thing about pregnancy is not being able to eat the food you want. You can only eat it dryly. 31. I have had morning sickness for twenty days. I thought the days of morning sickness would end just like that. Is it really uncomfortable?? 32. I don’t have any thoughts during pregnancy. I just feel that my temper is many times louder. I used to have a bad temper, but now I can’t get rid of it at all. 33. I have lost 4.5 kilograms without realizing it. I hope the days of morning sickness will pass soon. It is really uncomfortable. 34. Morning sickness is really uncomfortable. Morning sickness, being grounded and unable to eat what I want, makes it even more uncomfortable. 35. My head is so dizzy and I feel nauseated. Could it be that my morning sickness is about to begin? 36. This pregnancy is so uncomfortable! I have been suffering from morning sickness for five months, and I just felt that good days are coming. As I entered my third trimester of pregnancy, I felt uncomfortable sleeping at night and woke up numerous times.

37. If it weren’t for my son who really wants a sister, I really don’t want a second child. I feel so uncomfortable. It’s really like every day. Really, those who are pregnant and don’t have morning sickness must have accumulated so much virtue in their previous lives that they won’t do it in this life. Will suffer so much. 38. I was obviously very sleepy, but someone knocked on the door for no apparent reason around six o'clock, and then I couldn't fall asleep. Alas. Pregnant women who sleep lightly cannot afford to be injured. 39. Morning sickness is so uncomfortable that I don’t want to give birth. 40. In the third trimester of pregnancy, although the second pregnancy was really easier than the first pregnancy, I was troubled by various discomforts, back pain, insomnia and dreaminess. I can't do anything every day, and my stomach feels uncomfortable even when I pick up things. 41. It’s strange. Pregnancy has changed a lot, including eating habits, moodiness, bad temper, and a glassy heart. 42. It was raining heavily outside, and I was reading a book. There was no one around. Although my stomach was very uncomfortable due to pregnancy, my head hurt a little, and my body was very tired, but in this situation, I still felt pretty good. Sometimes Forgot about the discomfort~~~ 43. Morning sickness is really uncomfortable. Everything you eat is painful. Little one, please stop torturing your mother. 44. Pregnant women suffer from insomnia. It’s so difficult that they can’t fall asleep at all. They don’t want to sleep. 45. The feeling is really getting deeper and deeper. Every child is the mother’s life. Pregnancy is really hard. Every day in the third trimester is suffering. 46. ??Baby, today is the most uncomfortable day for Mom when she finds out she is pregnant. Her stomach is bloated and there is always a surge of energy. And I always feel sleepy. I went to bed at 6 o'clock yesterday and stayed until 6 o'clock this morning. I still didn't get enough sleep. Indescribable feeling. Indescribable discomfort! 47. Feel like your body is being hollowed out? Is pregnancy always this uncomfortable? I keep vomiting every day, it feels like a year, it’s so unbearable 48. I thought being pregnant is a very enjoyable thing, but md is so uncomfortable, today I feel like food is in my throat, but it just can’t come out, it’s another day that feels like a year, when will I be full? Blood Resurrection 49. It was almost a collapse. The left side also felt uncomfortable, the right side also felt uncomfortable, and lying flat also felt uncomfortable. 50. Starting from one o'clock again, I basically squint to check the time every half an hour, which is terrible. 51. A confused person is hungry, a confused person is tired, and a confused person has a bad temper. Pregnancy is actually the last month of pregnancy. 52. We have been quarreling every day recently, and people are about to be divided. They all say that you have a bad temper after pregnancy, but you don’t understand. I'm so tired today that I feel dizzy and want to vomit. 53. There is no cure for morning sickness. I feel so uncomfortable that I want to go home to find my mother. I don’t want to go into the kitchen, work, or work. I just want to sit quietly on a small bench under the big tree and watch the clouds and flying clouds in the sky. birds. 54. My morning sickness was a little better yesterday and not that serious. As a result, I vomited to the point of breaking my liver and intestines not long after I woke up this morning. I also vomited up a lot of what I had just eaten for breakfast. As a woman, it is really not easy to get pregnant and give birth. Compared with IVF, , I feel that morning sickness is even more uncomfortable. 55. Countdown to 18 days. Only pregnant people can experience the various discomforts in the third trimester. It is uncomfortable to turn over while sleeping. Hold on for the rest of the days! 56. Pregnancy symptoms: I am tired, so I have a bad temper and am easily irritable. My IQ is lowered, very low, I am always hungry, and I always want to lose my temper. 57. There will be a tingling feeling in the stomach. It may come and go. Because I had a severe reaction during these three months, I was always uncomfortable. I was also laughed at by my family, saying that it was okay for other people to be pregnant, but I wanted to put the word "pregnant" on my forehead and hang it around. Sure enough, who knows who is feeling uncomfortable? This is not squeamish, okay? well! It’s hard to describe in one word. I was debating whether to buy a Leander crib, and after shopping around, I found that none of them are as good-looking as it. 58. I have always known that pregnancy is difficult, but I never thought it would be so uncomfortable. Be strong and it will pass. Cute babies come at a price. 59. From the early to late stages of pregnancy, I experienced all kinds of discomfort and pain. I finally got through the delivery, and it was so painful that I couldn’t breathe. 60. My mouth watered when I saw the Dove chocolate on the table, but I still held it back. Only after I became pregnant did I realize how difficult it is to be a mother. For the sake of a healthy and safe birth of the baby, I can overcome my cravings no matter what. 61. If a pregnant woman sleeps until noon every day without eating breakfast, will it have a bad impact on the baby? She can't fall asleep in the middle of the night and can't get up in the morning. It's a vicious cycle.

62. I thought pregnancy would be a very enjoyable thing, but MD is so uncomfortable. What I feel today is that food is in my throat and it just can’t come out. It’s like another day in a year. When will I be able to resurrect with full blood? 63. I’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be on my face Things should get better soon. Morning sickness is already uncomfortable enough, why are you still torturing me like this? 64. I have a bad temper and don’t let anyone tell me. Pregnancy makes me cry. I don’t care about having diarrhea. Confinement makes me cry. 65. I started to have morning sickness. I felt hungry easily but my appetite was not big. I didn’t eat as much as before. I also felt nauseous when I was preparing to cook. 66. I want to sleep. My hands are numb and I can’t sleep. 67. Pregnancy is really hard for me! From the time I was pregnant until now, I haven't had a comfortable day. I feel uncomfortable everywhere. No one can help me with this kind of discomfort. I need encouragement from people around me, but there is not even a word or action. I can only bear everything silently. 68. I had constipation two weeks ago, morning sickness started last week, and stomach pain started yesterday. I feel so uncomfortable. 69. Pregnant women shouldn’t be drowsy or afraid of heat. They wake up from the cold in the middle of the night and then can’t fall back to sleep. It means several things. 70. I wonder if you feel very tired in the late stages of pregnancy and want to sleep all day long. Why do I feel like I don’t get enough sleep every day and just want to sleep? 71. Pregnancy is uncomfortable, but only you can understand it. Only by experiencing it yourself can you know how uncomfortable it is. Pregnancy with a glassy heart. 72. The process of pregnancy is long and arduous. But it will make a girl grow up quickly, and she will exude the brilliance of motherhood. This is better than exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothes. 73. It’s terrible for pregnant women. They have to eat whatever they want right away. If they don’t eat, they won’t be able to sleep. 74. I am 14 weeks pregnant and am still suffering from morning sickness. I feel uncomfortable and want to cry when I can see the light and when I can feel better. 75. Want to drink spicy soup, want to eat glutinous rice noodles, want to eat pancakes and fruits, want to eat scallion pancakes? I’m not in my hometown, and I feel like I can’t eat anything. It’s not easy to be pregnant. 76. If it weren’t for my son who really wants a sister, I really don’t want a second child. I feel so uncomfortable. It’s really like every day. Really, those who are pregnant and don’t have morning sickness must have accumulated so much virtue in their previous lives that they won’t do it in this life. Will suffer so much. 77. After I found out that I was pregnant, I couldn’t even ride in a car. The ten-minute ride in the car made me sick and I ended up vomiting. 78. I went home to cook, eat and wash the dishes. After watching the extreme challenge, I felt very tired. My belly was getting bigger and bigger, putting pressure on my intestines, stomach and lungs. I didn’t expect pregnancy to be so hard.