What are some cold humorous expressions today?

1, please don't tell me to put on more clothes when it's cold, just come up and hug me.

2. In such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice!

I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

4. All cooling that does not aim at snowing is hooliganism.

5. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know where the money is.

6. It's cold, so I wake up when I sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

7. I farted in the quilt. I'd rather stink than let the hot air out.

From September 9, 8, the north wind roared and the chill was pressing. This is another extremely cold winter.

9. It's too cold. If you have anything, come and talk to me.

10, "Why are northerners more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

1 1, it's cold, old man Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

12, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

13, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

14, "I like you" and "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

15, it's cold. Can you lend me a hug?

16, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

17, what kind of cold is this? After the severe winter, spring blooms.

18, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.