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Occasionally send a message in a circle of friends, eat well without me, and try to be fat to death.

1, we are still in love, but we can't be together anymore. We have been together for many years, and then I will secretly miss it but never mention it again.

I still love you, but I don't like you anymore. You still make me feel beautiful, but I have no strength and courage to hug you. I can still die with you, but not for you in my life.

I dreamed of our reunion before, but now I miss you, but I don't expect to be together again. I love you, but I no longer like you. I'm trying to live a new life.

All the good things at that time are the best memories, and I don't always want to forget the past. Because together, cherish that budding age, I haven't had time to say I love you seriously.

A brave man will not turn back. The saddest thing is that in hindsight, I still don't know what love is.

6. I don't want anything better. I just want Ni. I can give up everything. You can't. Come back. No matter how much sugar, only your memory is sweetest. I will be sweeter all my life.

7. Without any warning, if you don't love me, I will repay you in the same way!

8. Until the end, I became a clever, sensible, obedient and non-sticky woman. I bring it with me when I have my period. I got sick and caught a cold, so I bought medicine and prescribed water. I didn't stay up because I knew that no one except myself and my family would sympathize with me, so I was better to myself.

9. When a girl can't see any hope from you, it's time for her to leave you. It's not that she doesn't love, but that love is meaningless.

10, I didn't mean to drag you down, but I'm not young, and I dare not and can't have the cheek to say, hey, I support you! I'm sorry, maybe I'm just a love rat.

1 1. I'm so disappointed that I feel tired of talking. It's not that I don't love, but that I really can't love. I've been directing and acting this relationship.

12, don't want to waste any more time, you should have better, enrichment is the beginning of liberation.

13, I seem to be learning to be less angry, noisy and indifferent now. Because there are too many disappointments. I will learn to love myself.

14, girls are always humble when they are tempted. I always think of all the good things he did to himself before, but ... just once. Be your own queen. Don't rely on others, although it will hurt, so you won't get hurt.

15, I have survived the worst, so don't come back, I'm afraid I'll lose you again, and then I'll be sad for a long time.

16, cheating is cheating, betrayal is betrayal, and not loving is not loving. There are so many reasons.

17, so much for you and me. May we be treated gently by time, and life is too short to love someone well.

18, there are many things between heaven and earth, to say the least, feelings can't be retired. Feelings take a step back, and people are empty.

You've ignored me recently. You're leaving my signal. You are my most repressed secret.

20. On days without me, eat well and try to get fat. Occasionally send a mood sentence in a circle of friends.

If someone annoys you, you don't need revenge. Because the IQ difference is the farthest distance in the world, others have done a very bad thing, and if you follow it, it is equivalent to pulling yourself down to the same level. When someone has a problem with you, please stay away from the villain and keep calm. Don't be angry, but don't remember. The hardest way to deal with a person is not to teach him a lesson, but to delete him from his memory.

Occasionally send a mood sentence in a circle of friends.

First, physical and mental fatigue, three masters do not debut, children do not debut. I will quit this suffocating circle indefinitely. There are too many things recently, and my mood is very complicated. Very sad, very sad. But what else can I do? See you later.

Replace the failure in your dictionary with learning or opportunity.

Third, things that are too sad are just sometimes missed.

Fourth, people live a lifetime and live a mood; Live a good life and have a good attitude. Keep a happy mood. If the heart is big, the big things will be small. Life will get better gradually. Therefore, people can't make their mood sick.

If we grow old too fast, we will be too smart. Life is short, but we always understand it too late.

Say sorry to yourself, because you are always sad for no reason. Say sorry to yourself and embarrass yourself for others.

Seven, the truth is black and white, but lies are colorful!

Eight, I think the most sad thing is not to meet. But I met and got it, but I lost it in a hurry. Then my heart became a scar. It hurts every time it hurts you.

Man's instinct is to chase what flies away from him and avoid what chases him.

10. Is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he feels embarrassed to say hello?

XI。 What maintains a relationship is not honesty, but taking care of each other's feelings and having reservations.

Life makes me crazy, and I won't let you feel better.

Thirteen, you know that you will not be with this person, but you will still enjoy this kind of love. Then at the right time, leave and be with someone who doesn't love but is right.

Fourteen, through the first half of life, we understand that life is not easy.

Fifteen, people are willing to get along with you for the following reasons: First, you can bring practical value to others. Second, getting along with you can broaden your horizons. Third, you can listen to other people's ideas and express valuable opinions. Fourth, you can fully realize the value of others. Fifth, it can bring people a happy mood. Don't tell everything you know, don't believe everything you see, and digest what you hear. Over time, the gas field has become your own!

Sixteen, a sunny day, it should have been a super good day, but recently there are always villains around, constantly finding fault, I really don't know which day I can persist. Come on! It's time to practice yourself!

17. I am a vegetarian on Monday. I will try to eat only vegetables today. As for a few days, it depends on my mood. Someone wants to break through the valley. After talking for 1 hour, he said that you should not be influenced by me. Well, talking is just talking. What is the concept of mutual influence?

Eighteen, people who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

Nineteen, because I don't know what will happen in the future, I cherish the present.

Twenty, too much freedom becomes indulgence; Too many constraints have turned into imprisonment.

21. You always feel that the world is so big that someone should know how you feel. If you meet such a friend, you may just need to exchange a knowing look, smile and nod, all without words.

Twenty-two, ah, like the mood has become very contradictory. Trying to hide you, your goodness can only be seen by us. So things like you can always be relaxed, happy and simple. But ... the desire to be liked and liked by more and more people seems to be stronger. Because of the release of Jun, you really have a lot of loveliness.

Twenty-three, I really can't stand that kind of child crying. I know she is going to get up, but I still can't accept it. I was mean to her, and when the child's mood calmed down, I regretted my bad temper just now.

Twenty-four, there are no eternal friends, let alone eternal enemies.

Twenty-five, faith is actually believe in the future, believe in the heart, calm and happy.

26. Always ask yourself: Where should I spend my time and energy most constructively now?

Twenty-seven, I really want to find a boy to seriously talk about a sweet love. Really, if a person is too long, he will expect long and bored feelings. He will punch in, even if he is late before going to bed, he will say good night and he will wake up early in the morning.

If there is no sadness, the word happiness has no meaning.

Twenty-nine, I had a dream today In my dream, I cried my eyes out, and then I was awakened by the alarm clock. I found that I was actually crying, and my tears couldn't stop flowing. I quickly hid in the quilt to calm my mood. I dreamed that my dad was unshaven, wrinkled and hunched. He leans against the door in his favorite red shirt, but he doesn't smoke. Seeing me coming from behind him, he smiled blankly. There are still many things I can't write. Even so, I didn't call him after waking up because I didn't dare.

Thirty years old, maybe, when you have it, you have lost it.

No matter how difficult the road ahead is, it is closer to happiness than standing in the same place.

32. Your past does not determine your future. Only your present can dominate you.

Thirty-three, flowers bloom and fall, things are different. People live my simple life.

When we were young, all we saw was love. When we were young, all we saw was confusion. When we reach middle age, all we see is life.

Thirty-five, that kind of mood, people who think of it have a feeling that Baidu clouds are rowing towards the island of happiness. Members of Rainwater 1 15 are explaining the pride of buying one when scouring soil and invading soil. Because I sell movies, I think it is their sacred duty to clean the earth and nourish the earth at midnight with small movies. What a great dream it is to make the earth full of vitality and the stockings on the earth thrive!

36. I may never understand how two people who hate each other can still praise and greet each other. Perhaps it is the embarrassment of having to meet under the same roof, a tacit understanding, or the escape and disgust of seeing your own shadow in the annoying crowd, or is this the so-called rules of the game for adults? But personally, it is more like trying to make up for everything in a false coat, like a helpless move that wants to resist but is unable or unwilling to resist, and more like a sadness.

Sometimes we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, and when we open our mouths, we become a series of ellipsis, and finally we all stay in our hearts silently.

Eat well to live well.

Eat well to live well. A 1。 The midnight snack is to be put into the other stomach. 2% food fragments +98% cuteness make me up.

2. I want to eat braised chicken rice!

I wish I could become a bottle of coke. When you are unhappy, many sweet bubbles will pop up when you jump.

Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.

5. Fireworks, the taste lasts forever.

6. Know what to eat, canteen teaching

7. A century in the same boat, a thousand years to eat sashimi boat.

8. Happy Planet Certified Tasting Officer

9. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be served as midnight snacks?

10. Since you are alive, you should be full of flavor.

1 1. I prefer your sweet words to those in hot pot.

12. Eat what you want and go where you want to go.

13. The circle of friends is famous.

14. Let me tell you a spell that annoys you: milk tea.

15. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough.

16. I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

17. Hunger is the best cook.

18. When a midnight snack is presented to you, all emotions will fade away in the fragrance.

19. Eat hot pot without speculation.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

Eat well to live well. 2 1. Who doesn't miss the glory of a tea and a meal?

22. People will not be empty when they are full.

23. Please give me a glass of red dates and wolfberry whisky.

24. Life is short. Meat is the best way to help the world.

25. Eat well and forget it.

26. You said it was a compromise, but I said no, it was the most insipid fireworks in the world.

27. What is your soul food?

28. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

29. Gather ingredients from all directions, taste a city of misty rain, and set off fireworks to others.

30. The taste is full of satisfaction, the wine has a story, and the story has you and me.

3 1. Sometimes you want to be thin in your dreams, but you are always fat in your dreams.

You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.

33. Eat well when you are in a good mood.

34. There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. Do you want to eat sweet-skinned roast duck?

God gave me a stomach to eat, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

36. The way you eat is the most beautiful.

37. Eat delicious food and be beautiful.

I can't lose any fat.

39. Take a rest at the weekend, and don't forget to cook.

40. I always wander between full and full.

Eat well to live a good life. 3 4 1. Meet thousands of kinds of food, know thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.

42. Empty stomach, dry food, nothing to look for, appetite is awakened!

43. Cooking is a pleasure.

44. Sleeping king in class, dry rice king in canteen, off-campus express king, a cup of milk tea king every day.

45. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

46. It's not too late to cook in a lonely desert. The river flows into the sea, and I am the best in the canteen.

47. I'm thinking about how to stop Japanese food when fat people aren't looking.

48. It turns out that the edge of life will eventually be boiled into the gentlest soup.

49. For foodies, food is the best way to relieve work fatigue.

50. If life is just like the first time, have a bowl of tomato beef noodles.

5 1. The soup is delicious, sweet in the mouth and sweet in the heart.

52. The door to dry rice has been opened.

53. It's good to be a foodie and forget everything after eating.

54. When you eat delicious food, you will be happy.

55. All languages are better than going home for dinner.

56. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone.

57. Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

58. Eat, drink, sleep and live a happy life.

59. A full stomach makes you cute.

60. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.

Eat well to live well. 6 1. It's always good to have you, and you will never be short of half price to share the second cup.

62. Take weight as nothing and food as everything.

63. No one is born a good cook.

64. Cooking at home is not only a way of life, but also an attitude towards life. Do you like this family full of fireworks?

65. Life is hard enough, and it should be suitable for you to have a dessert. Enjoy life more!

66. The mission of hot pot is to give food a new soul, just as you have reshaped me.

67. The Milky Way is not as hot as mala Tang.

68. People who eat dry rice eat dry rice, and the soul eats dry rice.

69. The kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.

70. Private braised pork for healing the soul.

7 1. Heroes don't ask the source, and rice doesn't ask the weight.

72. Anyone who finds a favorite midnight snack can feel at home in any city.

73. Why do experts recommend eating seven points full? Because we have to leave three minutes for dinner.

74. Even the simplest food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.

75. Come to my arms, or let me live in your belly, wake up the sleeping taste buds and absorb food.

76. Find delicious food in the ordinary and taste the warmth in the middle of the night.

77. Eat when you are proud of your life, or you can't stand up straight on an empty stomach.

78. Man is iron and rice is steel. Eating goods is better than silly strong.

79. It is the driving force behind the brilliance of life.

80. If friendship grows old, the correct way to barbecue is on the earth.

Crayfish delicious sentences are sent to friends circle.

How many crayfish did you eat this summer?

2. Talk about a sentence in a circle of friends who eat crayfish. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is worth everything.

We can never imagine the whole life. At the moment, there is no wave in my heart.

Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

6. Crayfish is delicious in the crowd, just don't be too delicious. In a big market, it's really distracting. No matter how noisy others are, the three of us concentrate on eating crayfish and snails, and only have eyes for it.

7. What I like best is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.

I like crayfish very much. I feel that crayfish is really delicious.

9. Aroma lobster is one of the famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a global cuisine.

10. It's time to eat lobster again, and my mouth is watering.

1 1. Crayfish season, four pounds for two people.

12. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It is delicious.

13. The youthful shrimp is remembered in the taste of Amy's father.

14. The flowers on the other side bloom for a thousand years and fall for a thousand years. Leaves will never meet. There are no leaves when there are flowers, and sometimes there are no flowers.

15. If you love him, give her crayfish!

16. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.

17. I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

18. It turns out that eating crayfish without gloves is a death wish.

19. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?

20. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.

The sentence "crayfish is delicious" was sent to the circle of friends 2 2 1. I like lobster. It's with me, with me. Your mother can't eat now, you can eat for me!

22. Lobster season is coming ... What should I do if I'm not thin and swollen?

23. The best love you gave me was that when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.

24. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.

25. Lobster is so expensive, but I still want to eat it. I can't stop eating it.

26. Delicious shrimp is unstoppable through Amy's father.

27. Give youth a release!

28. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

29. I want to go shopping with people I like, blow the evening breeze, drink milk tea, eat lobster and catch dolls, not eat, drink and be merry, but stay with you.

30. You see, they are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small eyes as big as rice grains.

3 1. Go home to eat lobster and faint. . .

32. I wanted to eat crayfish late at night, so I opened Baidu search for "the harm of eating crayfish" and successfully killed my idea.

33. It's time to eat lobster.

I really saw him eating crayfish early in the morning. I am too greedy. I really want to eat his dinner.

35. homemade crayfish, do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing, spicy garlic, and eat ten pounds.

36. Of course, lobster will be eaten this season. Hot and spicy.

37. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is worth everything.

38. Love shrimp thinking, creation and life.

39. I confirmed my eyes I am late. Fat crayfish, happiness.

40. In summer, I will eat crayfish. Don't talk to me, all I have in mind is.