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2022 highly personalized Leng Ao domineering talk

I lost a lot of people by not taking the initiative to contact you.

Don’t be afraid, the pain you suffer now will become your proud asset in the future.

If a woman meets a good husband, she will never have to perfect her life. Women are becoming more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good husband.

Children staying in hotels are rich on Monday, rich on Tuesday, ordinary on Wednesday, pauper on Thursday, and in debt on Friday.

Flowers will not bloom again next year because of your alienation, but people will turn around and become strangers because of your missing.

I never left, I stayed where I was, just waiting for you to look at me.

I am the sun, I don’t need anyone to light it up

There is a kind of person who is not easy to get along with. He likes to joke when you are more serious. When you are joking Let me be more serious with you.

In fact, the things you lose have never really been yours, so don’t regret it.

Only when everyone is injured and understands the pain can they gradually become better, and gradually become more careless and feel bad.

Crying does not mean that I compromise; taking a step back does not mean that I surrender; letting go does not mean that I give up; smiling does not mean that I am happy.

When three people go together, one of them will be ignored.

When someone pushes you down from a high altitude, it is the golden time for you to spread your wings and fly.

"Why is the earth round?" "Because it wants to allow separated people to meet again."

 

Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you stretch it out or tighten it, it will eventually flow neatly from the fingers.

Your sincerity should be handed over to those who learn to be grateful, not to those bitches who take your kindness for granted and are dissatisfied and greedy.

"Why are you still in the same relationship when you know you will be separated?" "What the hell are you doing alive when you know you will die?"

Time will heal all wounds, please give it a little time time.

I especially appreciate the kind of real men who are cold to other girls but are all kinds of shameless towards their wives.

Every time he doesn’t reply to my message, I will look through my previous records to see if I said anything wrong.

What is in various shapes and forms is the heart, but what remains unchanged is fortune.

What does it mean to like? There are so many people around me, but I can only see you.

I don’t know that I often stay up late in the middle of the night and don’t sleep at night. I just want to wait for you to say late to fall asleep and have a solid sleep.

In my heart, you are everything to me. It’s my fault that I never said it out loud.

I am investing all my happiness in loving someone deeply.

People who love you will make time to be with you, because you are more important than anything else.

Don’t blame me for saying I love you too suddenly, I really just want to love you.

Habits can lead to dependence, and dependence can be mistaken for liking.

You are always in my mind, all the time, and it’s hard to let go.

Only when you meet again after a long separation do you realize how much you can't forget that person.

I would rather get hurt than see the people I care about suffer harm.

What I’m most afraid of is whether time is short or not, whether it’s short or not, and what I’m most afraid of is whether love is deep or shallow.

People who really care resent others being kind to you, and are worried that you will check their kindness to others.

It feels so shameful to make myself look like a nanny for the one I love.

Time can change everything, but I don’t know if I can change it. I like you.

Does your love still have my name in the deepest part? I have already engraved in my heart that I like you.

We promised never to let go of holding each other’s hands, but in fact we said happiness is not enough!

You swear to God that it will not be easy for you to leave me alone. It is worth it for me to abandon anyone.

Love that is spoken too casually can only change in quality as time goes by.

Welcome at any time may gradually become a kind of waiting and a habit!

My eldest brother asked me to lay the mines and step on them twice with my feet, saying that the ground would be better and evener. I would not realize that my eldest brother was my eldest brother, so careful.

After hours of interrogation, the technical backbone of the MLM organization successfully turned the registered police officer into an exit.

There were too many advertisements on the car TV. I had a stalemate with the driver for five hours, forcing him to take out the smart remote control, and then he could adjust the channel at will.

Aunt Chen held my hand excitedly and said, thank you for sending the charcoal immediately. The children are finally cooked.

Xiao Ming didn’t flush until the toilet was full, and won the title of Little Model of Environmental Protection and Energy Saving.

The man died on a cliff. The staff said he bought rice and a high-altitude bungee rope to give him noodles.

The house was on fire and I rushed out with the ignited child in my arms. The liquefied gas tank behind me actually started crying.

After stepping on a landmine, Xiao Ming had an idea and spent his whole life standing still.

When Lao Li inspected natural gas pipelines, he asked for lighters and lighting fixtures and was awarded the title of First Class Hero.

The old man did not want to eat or drink water for six whole days. When he was dying, he wrote down the maximum number of sleep hours on a piece of paper.

The class leader held the hand of the critically injured person and said: Thank you friend, my teammates have eaten more meat.

I picked up yuan today, and Lao Li Toufei said it was his, and took me to the hospital for a paternity test.

Recently, many middle-aged men dress up as women’s toilets on the roadside late at night and deceive many women. Please take precautions.

In fact, that girl is quite beautiful, but not very good-looking.

Forensic experts stated that the victim ate himself, and it would be difficult to solve the case without the body.

Is it too early for my nephew to go to the Youth Palace to learn thunder and lightning skills in 2022?

Xiao Ming, who was so hungry and thirsty, passed by the public toilet and spent 50 cents to go in and eat a lot.

I’d like to ask softly, do you think you don’t put coriander in your coffee?

There is some love that cannot be told, because it would be even meaner to tell it.

Perhaps, some feelings, frankness and warmth towards each other are enough.

No matter whether you will be scarred or not in the future, you must roll up your sleeves and go forward with tenacity and courage.

I feel that the tears that become you will be hidden in your eyes and will never come out for the rest of your life.

When the teacher suddenly becomes silent in the middle of class, it means that one of the students is bound to die.

Things like height, everyone is over one meter, what do you have to ask?

A smart girl knows how to control herself. She doesn’t eat things she shouldn’t eat, she doesn’t say things she shouldn’t say, and she doesn’t kiss people she shouldn’t kiss.

"Do you like me?" "Psychosis" "Don't you like me?" "Psychosis" "Then tell me who you like" "**".

Your efforts to please her are not as good as her polite smile.

The happiest thing is lying on the table waiting for lectures, then waking up and school is over.