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Talk about the mood after wrestling

1. Wrestling for a week, I accidentally scraped off a big scar at noon today, and blood flowed on the wound like salt.

2. Being cherished by so many people, I will still accidentally wrestle, so I will avoid it now.

The most self-reproaching thing recently is that I accidentally fell yesterday and my head was broken. I didn't notice it at the time. She told me that I had a headache and didn't check it well.

4, crossing the road in order to avoid a battery car accidentally wrestling, two elbows fell to the ground and almost broke, and fell completely blind.

I fell on my knee while riding a motorcycle. When I was a child, my finger was accidentally caught in the door. My wrist was cut when I was depressed before, and my inner corner of my eye was almost blinded by glasses when I wrestled before.

On the painful mood of careless wrestling.

6. I accidentally fell down while playing roller skating and brushing the street today. I don't know how I feel it.

7. Fortunately, there was no fracture. I accidentally stepped on the air and wrestled and scratched the second worst birthday in the history of my hand.

8. Every time I fall, I blame myself for being careless, but I still don't have a long memory. You are still wrestling in the same place.

9. Playing happily with my sister, my mother accidentally fell down and her face was blue.

10, I accidentally fell when I was a child. Get up quickly and see if anyone around me is crying again. Wrestle when you grow up, sit in the same place for a few minutes, and then get up slowly to take care of others.

1 1, the ground is a little slippery, and you will fall down if you are not careful. Everything else is fine.

12, running the day before yesterday morning, Bauer accidentally fell and hurt his knee. Although a little unhappy, but still insisted on an hour, the child cheered.

13, I want to be hated by you and treat every careless wrestling as if you were cursing me.

14. I accidentally fell and broke a lot of blood before school started. Go on with the class!

15. First wrestling this year. I didn't find out why I was so sleepy yesterday, because I was too careless today.

16, a careless wrestling can get a kiss! At that moment, the sugar content soared and my heart beat out of the list!

17, I think only people with high heels like me would fall down the stairs so carelessly and break their ass!

18, accidentally rubbed off a large piece of skin. Fortunately, I didn't wrestle and walk. I can't look at my mobile phone. I have to limp these days.

19, I accidentally fell home and hurt my knee.

20. the whole process of careless wrestling: see if anyone sees himself fall, and if so, flee the scene in a panic. If not, he should shout pain, shout pain, swear, swear.