Funny poems related to wine

Funny poem about wine 1. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

1, when you meet wine, life can be geometric!

Bodhisattva Man advises you to get drunk with Wei Zhuang in Tang Dynasty tonight.

Be sure to have a drunken party tonight, and don't talk about it tomorrow. Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep.

I'm sad. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?

Explanation:

I advise you to get drunk tonight and never talk about tomorrow on the wine table again. Just cherish the enthusiasm of the host now, because the glass of the host is deep and the friendship of the host is deep.

I'm sad that a spring night like tonight is too short, so I won't refuse to say that you filled my glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, cheer up anyway. How long can life last?

2, no one wears flowers, no one advises alcohol, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From Huang Gongshao's Jade Case: Needle and thread on social day every year in Song Dynasty.

Stop sewing every social day. How can you bear to see it? Fly in pairs. It's half spring in Jiangcheng today. A suit is still there, deep in the chaotic mountain, by the Guxi Bridge.

Whose needle and thread is broken? Little by little, I burst into tears. Sunset loose saddle, grass shore. No one wears flowers, no one advises people to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Explanation:

Every Spring Festival, women stop sewing. How can she bear to see Chun Yan who lives and flies with her? Nowadays, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still standing alone by the stream in the depths of the chaotic mountains.

The shirt in spring has worn out. Who will mend my stitches? Gradually, I shed my Man Chun shirt. At sunset, I unloaded my saddle and stood on the lush river bank. Although there are flowers, no one wears them. Although there is good wine, no one advised me to take it. Even if I am drunk, no one will take care of them.

3, alcohol debt is common, life is 70 years old.

Two Qujiang poems written by Du Fu in Tang Dynasty.

Go back to spring clothes every day and go home drunk every day. Alcohol debt is common, and he is 70 years old.

Pierce the butterfly deeply, and the dragonfly flies leisurely with the water. The scenery of the message is flowing, which is not contrary to the temporary reward.

Explanation:

When I came back from the imperial court, I pawned the clothes I wore in the spring every day, and the money I got went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn't come back until I was as drunk as a fiddler. It's a common thing to owe money for alcohol everywhere. People can live to 70 years old, which is rare in ancient times.

But I saw butterflies shuttling in the depths of flowers, dragonflies flying leisurely on the water, flapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang and let me stay in Chunguang. Although it is a temporary reward, don't violate it!

4. Laugh and kill Tao Yuanming without drinking a glass of wine.

From Li Bai's "Mocking King Li Yang for Refusing to Drink" in Tang Dynasty.

The earth is white, the wind is cold, and many snowflakes fall like big hands. Laugh to death Tao Yuanming, because you don't drink that wine.

You've really gone from wave to wave, planting five willows virtually. What does wearing a headscarf mean to you?

Explanation:

The earth is white and cold, and the falling snowflake is like a big hand. Tao Yuanming died laughing because you didn't drink a glass of wine. You really touched Zhang Suqin and planted five willows. What does it mean to you that I failed my headscarf?

5, a pot of wine and a pole, how many people are happy.

From the Five Dynasties' Li Yu's Fisherman, Waves Meaning Thousands of Miles of Snow.

The waves mean a thousand miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent. How many people are happy with a pot of wine and a stick?

Explanation:

Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the shore, and the spring is thick. How many people in this world are so free and happy with a pot of wine and a fishing rod in their hands?

2. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

There are no funny sentences.

Poetry of drinking: 1. How can you beat him with three glasses of light wine? How to resist the cold wind in the morning after drinking three or two glasses of light wine? It's a long way to the market, I can't give you much, but in my cabin, we have old wine in our cups. It's too far from the city, there are no good dishes on the plate, and the home is too thin for the old wine to serve.

There are thousands of poems and thousands of wines. How many times have you been fascinated by the Marquis? I'm free. I can recite thousands of poems. If I'm not drunk, princes will be together. Where can I put my eyes? 4. Colorful sleeves held the jade clock diligently, but they were drunk in those years. I met you for the first time in those years, holding a cup and offering jade cups frequently. It was so gentle, beautiful and affectionate that I got drunk and blushed.

A new song and a glass of wine, the weather was old last year. Listen to a new song, have a glass of wine, or the pavilion of the old weather last year.

6. The sleeve of the sleeve is still black, and the cup is deeply rotated by the fragrant mash. When you arrive at the reception outside the venue, it will be more charming.

It seems that a small cup of tea is not enough. 7. Take care of the faint fragrance and don't step on it.

-"A Dream of Red Mansions, Thirty-eighth Back" 8. The smoke cage is cold and full of sand, and the night is near Qinhuai restaurant. Hazy moonlight and light smoke enveloped the cold sea and white beach, and the boat was moored at Qinhuai restaurant on the shore at night.

3. Humorous sentences about abstinence from alcohol

1, life is happier without a little wine.

2, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people. 3, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.

4, the driver drops a drop of wine, and the family tears a thousand times. 5, drinking your own wine is to spend money to work hard.

6. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money and your own life. 7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.

8. Wine is enterotoxic. If you drink too much, you will die of poisoning. 9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time.

10 There is wine today, get drunk today, and drink cold water tomorrow. 1 1, don't go near the river wastewater, don't go near the mountain waste wood.

12, drunk, addicted to sex, lost family and country. 13, drunk killing.

14, gentlemen should drink carefully and observe the precepts. First, from now on, I don't touch alcohol, including all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.

Second, never drink alcohol on any occasion, including friends and relatives gathering, wedding celebrations, birthday parties, company trips, the death of the elderly, the full moon of children, and the nonsense of brothers. Third, students must keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.

Fourth, even remy martin, Louis, Maotai and Wuliangye. Never tempted. Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse to lure me to drink.

Sixth, even if the leaders take high officials and generous salaries as chips, I will not give in to alcohol consumption. Seventh, abstinence time: this declaration will take effect immediately from the date of publication until the end of life.

The famous epigram of abstinence is 1, and the driver makes his family cry a thousand times with a drop of wine. 2, a gentleman is cautious about wine and has virtue.

3, drinking your own wine is spending money and effort. 4, drunk killing.

5. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help. 6, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people.

7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine. 8. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.

9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time. 10, a glass of wine, sad for life.

1. Death: Alcohol can inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, leading to respiratory arrest. In addition, because it inhibits the decomposition of liver glycogen, it may also have a fatal effect on blood sugar. 2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies, which indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries.

Liver injury: fatty liver caused by accumulation of liver fat. 4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and endanger life.

5, nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortex atrophy: It is reported that some chronic alcoholics have cerebral cortex atrophy, and some patients have signs of mental decline.

7. Alcohol fetal syndrome group: the metabolism and excretion of alcohol in the fetus are slow, causing harm to the developing fetus. 8. Mental trance affects work efficiency.

9. The alienation of relatives and friends makes alcoholics suffer greater frustration and pressure, becoming more self-destructive and vicious circle. 10. Drunk driving is the chief culprit of family tragedy caused by traffic accidents.

1 1, the social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol has caused the loss of millions of working days, which is directly related to many industrial accidents and is usually a factor of suicide. The victims of alcohol are often other innocent people, not the drinkers themselves.

For example, drunk driving shows indifference to human life, not only to the driver and his passengers, but also to the lives of innocent people.

There is a funny jingle about drinking, and there is a sentence in the middle that you should go again if you don't drink.

The unit can't drink, and there is no future! "

"Drink 92 and concentrate on training!"

"Just drink, leaders don't!"

"Can drink and lose, leading secretary!"

"If you drink it, you will fall, and your official position will be hard to protect!"

"There are too few long drinks, and talents are hard to find!"

"Running halfway, promotion is still early!"

"Lead the whole process and lead the future!"

"Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count!"

"Hot wine washes teeth, beer is tea!"

"How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes!"

"As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine!"

"As long as you have feelings, drinking is wine!"

"Wine is flour and rice, the younger you drink!"

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!"

"If people don't know, unless you drink!"

"Dried wine grows in the pot."

"Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is a person."

"A small number of gentlemen, no wine, no husband!"

"Wine makes a hero, and he refuses to accept his wife!"

"Men don't drink, it's a waste to walk in the world!"

"Men can't make good friends without drinking!"

"Deep feelings, shallow feelings!"

"If you want the guests to drink well, you must drink well first!"

"Guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed!"

"I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack!"

"We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have a comfortable drink first. "

"When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more."

"I don't drink enough, I am afraid of losing face, and I don't drink it."

"Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less?"

"Emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! "

"Feelings deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of hanging needles! "

"Don't be afraid to show your skills in a crisis. Your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink."

"I'll just have a drink or two to make my friends brave!"

5. Drink funny sentences

1, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid; 2. Guests will get drunk after drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed; 3. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes? 4, will not drink, the future is not; 5, the road is uneven, who will drink if you don't drink; When I leave home, I will ask my young lady to accompany me. 7, the amount is small but not gentleman, non-toxic but not husband; 8. Bai Di Cai Yun resigned, half a catty; 9. Show your skills in a crisis, and my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother; 10, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less? 1 1, to make the guests drink well, they must drink well first; 12, it's raining in the sky, and it's dry underground, but that cup just doesn't count; 13, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of dribs and drabs; 14, drink one or two, such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it; 15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

6. Who knows there is a poem about funny drinking? For example, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

For example, a lady toasted the leader: "Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, but the leader doesn't think I'm ugly"; "Leadership, I'm next. You can say it several times (clink glasses) "; "My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I will give the leader a drink, and the leader will be happy if he drinks it, but he will not leave without drinking it. "

You can't help drinking these rhyming persuasion words. In the past, the most popular toast in our life was: "Feeling deep and boring, feeling shallow and drinking iron and vomiting blood", but now it has been replaced by a new toast: "The wine is poured in a white porcelain cup, so don't push it in front of you. Although wine is unhelpful, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. " "The sky is blue, the sea is blue, drink a cup"; "Women are beautiful, Lang Youcai, cup after cup, come together".

What else is "emotional iron?" Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of garters! ""Don't say anything, the closest relative is the eldest brother. I won't do it if I don't drink my sister, so my sister can drink it if she is happy. " "There is no cloud in the sky, and there is drought underground. Only that cup doesn't count.

As usual, when you touch two glasses of wine, yes-men want them all. "."I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings. "

"I will have a drink or two, so my buddy is generous enough; Those who can drink two or two will drink five or two, and such buddies are the best; I will drink half a catty, and I will also drink a catty, so my buddy is the most intimate. " "It is better to doze off than to drink and not get drunk; Besides, this is wine, not dichlorvos; It is rare to get drunk several times in life, so you must drink it in place. "

Wait a minute. The most classic thing is that Tang and Song poems are actually used in words to persuade wine, such as: "Farewell to Bai Di for half a catty."

"When the sun rises, flowers in the river will win the fire, and gentlemen will drink their wine." "The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? , propose a toast to each other and have a drink. " .

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? "When young people leave home, old people will come back. I asked the young lady to accompany me to drink this cup. " "wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings noble people."

There are also lyrics that come in handy: "I showed my skill in the crisis, and I drank 62616964757a68696416fe4b893e5b19E3133330323339 glasses of wine for my sister". "Give a helping hand in times of crisis. When it's time to do it, brother, drink for me." .

If you don't drink, who will? There are also those who fight alcohol lawsuits: "Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly". "We are close friends when we get together, so let's have a comfortable bar".

"The river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup." . "Drinking is a hero, not drinking is a bear, bears are ugly, and heroes are glorious."

It can really be described as "a mouse gnaws at a tea bowl and its mouth is porcelain". Where there is a toast, there is a wine-blocking word.

For example, "if you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face and don't drink self-discipline." "Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about not drinking this cup? " ? The river has wide waves, and this glass of wine says nothing! I'll sing a song for you. I don't want to drink.

A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea. "Weeding at noon, sweat dripping down the soil, a few glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter? " ? This is in line with the popular saying that "it is not good to drink less and eat more when your wife comes." Go out a few times and come back. "

"Wine makes people brave, and you have to take care of your wife" is much more elegant. At present, we hear a lot of words to persuade and give up drinking, but we also hear a lot of words to refuse to drink.

"I laugh at the madness of the world, and I am arrogant when I drink too much." "Thousands of cups are laughing, and the spring breeze is heartbroken."

In particular, this poem is well written: "The Yangtze River is rolling and the river is red, and ethanol washes out heroes. The jars are empty, cups and plates are placed on the wine table, and several old faces are blushing. Soup leftovers are used to watching drunkards down a peg or two. A group of drunks like to party, and many things in ancient and modern times are abandoned in wine jars. " I hope you don't remember the words to advise you to drink, but remember the words to stop and refuse to drink, so as not to drink too much and hurt your health.

The woman advised the man to attack: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't think I was ugly. Shou: In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing all around, and I raised my glass to ask the beautiful woman, how much should I drink? Persuade middle-aged people to drink-attack: the river is wider than the waves, so I'll take this one.

Shou: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. Can we drink less? Invite a guest to dinner, and the host will persuade him to drink-attack: the guest will get drunk after drinking, or the host will be ashamed. Shou: If you want the guests to drink well, drink at home first.

A man who advises his wife to be strict with herself-attack: wine can make a hero brave and refuse to accept his wife's control. Shou: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Advise friends to drink-attack: men don't drink, and they walk around the world for nothing. Defense: Show your skills in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

Persuade to drink white wine-attack: if you don't drink white wine, you can't come emotionally. Shou: As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

When you get up to propose a toast, the person who is advised to drink will say, "Wait until your ass is up, then you can start drinking", which means that the drinker will have another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "Your ass moves to show respect". Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, and five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting. Men don't drink and live in the world for nothing. As long as they have it in their hearts, tea is also wine. The more they drink, the younger they are. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Who is afraid of drinking today? Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts! People floating in the Jianghu, how can they not be stabbed to death ~ ~ ~ Several times ~ ~ When did Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai give birth to a son and come back ~ ~ ~ Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, and women don't wear makeup and live like men don't smoke.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go. There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day.

.. standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count. A small wine that is willing to contribute to the gastrointestinal revolution for the revolution, if you drink it every day, it will make your eyes red, your stomach bad, your memory will be greatly reduced.

Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand-it's not right to drink or not. We are drunk every day! Hot wine to wash teeth, beer and tea, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers! The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "The women are bigger, and all the men go in." Little happiness, touch along the wall; Very fast.

7. Alone, I am drunk and funny.

Alone, I am drunk, and I am paired with beautiful women. My eyes are lonely, I just want to go back to my home one day.

The charming girl gently helped Qin Yan and played in the purple bamboo forest. She was willing to find you thousands of miles away.

When it comes to beauty, I am ecstatic with laughter, and I play the piano beautifully. I am frivolous, arrogant and ignorant. I only blame myself for being too young.

Abandon the country and forget the world, cut off the love affair, leave a name for generations, and tell a good story for two years.

Who will accompany you all your life, who is right and who is wrong, who will love you and hate you all your life.

The defeated emperor fought against heaven to win the throne and became immortal with great pride.

I have no regrets about the world of mortals, because I used to be famous and worked hard.

Acacia makes me sad, heartbroken and tearful. I have ruled this country for many years and won a reputation for myself.

Misty rain, my ordinary thing, my ambition in this life, I made this poison oath to make my family look back and smile.

Flowers make me fragrant, look back at my twists and turns, look back at a sad song in the sea, and feel the fragrance of pear flowers.

Who was still there on the day when the general came back from abroad? Brothers galloped bravely on the battlefield, seeking a defeat.

When shall I go home this time? The cold wind blows cherry blossoms, which makes me feel sad.

The piano is lingering, and a quiet song is in song for you. The vicissitudes of life are unforgettable, and after waking up, Yan Enron.

Flowers bloom fragrant, and then turn back. Looking back and feeling the fragrance of epiphyllum, a sad song laughs at vicissitudes of life.

Looking up at the misty rain outside the window, I miss you when you smile beautifully.

Love is over, it's hard to break. Write down the chaos of mountains and rivers, sleepless dreams and flowers flying.

Zijin Tower is full of wind, wielding a bully knife for thousands of years, and your heart is so unforgettable, your face

Suddenly it's like a dream, the leaves dance in the rain, misty rain, and the cliff is waiting for me to be reborn as an immortal.

Why did you say goodbye and leave me alone to find the butterfly?

This love flower picked a heart for you and opened an ordinary thing for you. I have a lonely heart. Who can guess?

Say goodbye to a beautiful woman after many years, and years of love are waiting for a heartless song. Who plays the song of missing a beautiful woman and wasting my life?

The reason why we pledge our vows of eternal love, one suffering, two mourning and three vows, is because life has nothing to ask for.

Dream for a thousand years, have you ever remembered that the words "unforgettable in this life" are a kind of beauty?

Thousands of miles of love and rain are linked together, and the rain falls to the bottom of the valley, a dream of red dust. I hope the three words will rise.

Scenes welled up in my mind, and scenes of rivers and lakes, but my heart ached and I vowed to subvert.