Tell me about local tyrants.

1. You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.

You are in charge of beauty, and I am in charge of making money to support my family.

3. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Loving someone is often a series of strange contradictions. You will treat him as your father, but pity him as your son. Respect him as a brother and spoil him as a brother; Want to learn from him, but want to teach him to capture him as an apprentice; Treat him as a friend, treat him as an enemy; I want to be his queen, his only mistress, but I am willing to be his little maid.

6. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. A complete book about love. 7. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

8. I have a bad temper. My good temper is all because I love you.

9. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

10. I was happy without me before you. After meeting you, I regarded you as my safety.

Pity my beauty, no one appreciates it.

1 If people can live in the past, I would rather have no future.

I am the master, no matter what others think, I am still me.

Be my girlfriend and I'll introduce another one to your boyfriend!

Fools are fools, but more fools applaud them.

I remember I decided to be an interesting person.

6 Sit in a computer chair and circle when you are insomnia. When you are dizzy, you fall asleep.

Classic sentence: Everything is out today, and we all take out the garbage.

Although the relationship is different, how can you break it if you care?

Recently, it has been found that people who are less educated are illiterate.

10 I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

1 1 Steal wires while riding a motorcycle, and lightning while pulling the wind.

12 We crossed someone else's road and stopped halfway.

13 others are easy to philander, but I am easy to change my mind.

15 I believe that the poorest thing is begging, and there will be a day when you die!

16 who is urging me to grow up and lose my way?

17 The person I love was taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible!

18 if I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

19 Is there anyone who is poor in words? They just feel that they have no language.

It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

2 1 Another name for introversion is Man Xiu, and another name for Man Xiu is Implicit.

Spirit is used to collapse, and personality is used to split.

Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat it in the pot.

I'll give the old lady a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

Looking forward to life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

Society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall the system.

Classic sentence: pity that I am beautiful and no one appreciates it.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

3 1 I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I have been observing you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?

I like you so much that you will die.

You can't comfort me or make me sad.

I want to earn money to support my family. Tell me.

I want to earn money to support my family. Tell me.

One, I'm resentful. Again? It breaks my heart to watch my son cry Baasha. I know, he doesn't want to be separated from us! Before I got married, I never thought that marrying an incomplete family would have such a great influence. Just thinking that you love me, I love you too. When you are really alive, everything seems too pale. Adults have to earn money to support their families, and babies can only stay in every household.

Second, if a woman wants to marry a good man, the most important thing is a sense of security. The so-called sense of security means making money to support the family without spending money, which is also a sense of responsibility. Because there are always ups and downs in life, men should be at the forefront. There must be disasters in life, and men should be able to shelter from the wind and rain. There are still frictions in life, and men should be considerate and tolerant. Men are not a gender, but a responsibility. Bad men attract women with sweet words, and good men reassure her with promises.

Third, I have a house and a car, can cook, repair electrical appliances, clean up, do housework, earn money to support my family, and have good skills in picking up girls. The only drawback is that I'm actually a woman!

Fourth, why do you charge a handling fee? Because I am not Lei Feng! Lei Feng has been dead for a long time! I am a driver to earn money to support my family, and I need to pay physical strength and energy to support and meet your needs! I gave, you got, in the money society, let's not talk about feelings with children, okay? The reality is of course that I don't have to carry the freight!

Don't worry, no one deserves your excellence. When a woman is really good enough, there must be better people to match her. All you have to do is work harder. Like mildew, I can not only earn money to support my family, but also be beautiful, love myself happily and love all the people worthy of love. Isn't it wonderful and beautiful to be alive?

Sixth, graduated. Please live a good life. Work hard, earn money to support your family and make money to make yourself beautiful!

The staff in our shop left their mobile phones in the taxi yesterday. Then call back. The taxi driver directly said that it would take me more than two days. Just hung up on him. Too many. Because it was getting late, the employees didn't see the license plate number of the taxi. A teenage boy doll, who didn't study, didn't wander around the society, worked as a waiter in a restaurant and earned money to support his family. It's chilling

Eight, a woman shouted equality between men and women, while calling men not to beat women, while calling men to earn money to support their families, to buy a house and a car, and when she started to do housework, she also called equality between men and women, and men also had to cook and do housework.

I can live a beautiful life. You love me as always, earn money to support your family and run a warm family together.

Ten, I am responsible for making money to support my family, I am responsible for beauty, I am responsible for sewing, and I am responsible for home appliance maintenance. I am a man or a woman.

1 1. Never forget to be a man. Without his guidance, you don't know where the gate is. Even if one day he doesn't do what you want, don't say that the other person is not good, because he is your teacher, he gives you the opportunity to earn money to support your family, and he leads you when you look around at nothing. If you forget your initial heart, please try your best to remember.

Twelve, mom and dad, we are back. Today's goal: take good care of the baby, accompany the parents, earn money to support the family by oneself, and reduce the pressure of the husband's life. Seriously, I don't think it's easy for men. I haven't gone out to work since I gave birth to a child at home. Mortgage and car loan, baby's milk powder living expenses, sometimes look so hard and feel very distressed. There should be many people like us. Husband has worked hard, come on.

Thirteen, I want to marry a rich man in the future. He is responsible for making money to support his family. I am responsible for being beautiful and keeping dogs.

Fourteen, well, after drying the baby, pay tribute to the fighting mother who is not strong enough to take care of two babies like a gyro and has to earn money to support her family.

Fifteen, the summer vacation is coming, please parents to spend more time with their children. Don't neglect children because they are busy with work and want to earn money to support their families. I don't know how to make more money for their children. No matter how much money you earn, you will never get in touch with your children again.

Sixteen, a woman should not be too fat, too thin, too spotted, too acne, too money-hungry, too playful, but also have children, be sensible, do housework, cook, be considerate, not stick to people, be generous and decent, be gentle and considerate, take care of the elderly, educate children, be frugal and even earn money to support their families. And men are great as long as they can make money.

Seventeen, the national compulsory education, nine years of free schooling, these people are still illiterate, whose fault is it? If children are born in rural areas, they are not allowed or unable to receive basic education, but are used as tools to support their families and make money. However, how many rural people know this truth? The problem in China is really complicated, and the habits accumulated for thousands of years cannot be shaken overnight.

Eighteen, your heart is tired, your body is uncomfortable, and others can't feel the same. Except asking a few irrelevant questions, you seem to care about you. Hehe, only your relatives and your good friends really care. But life goes on, and you need to keep a superficial relationship with these people. Interpersonal relationships are complicated, but you need, you need to earn money to support your family, you need to climb up, and you need strength.

Nineteen, you are responsible for beauty, and I am responsible for making money to support my family. This is what I want.

Twenty, smelly man has worked hard, so he should always cook big meals for me and do housework to earn money to support his family. No smoking, no drinking, no shopping. You can take me anywhere I want to go, report the situation at any time, and call me to chat whenever you have time. The economic power is under my control, and I will cut all the fruits. I really have no shortcomings except playing games. I also asked him to stop playing games and help me with the baby. It seems a little too much.

Twenty-one, there are not a few people around who are crazy about love. This is really the first time to see such a thing today, so I don't comment. For feelings, I still choose not to fall in love, maybe a little male chauvinism, and I won't say, make money silently and do what she likes and suits her taste. What I can do is that I am responsible for making money to support my family and she is responsible for beauty. Drunk nonsense.

I have been busy moving these days. I spent a lot of energy just looking for a house and decorating all the rooms. Fortunately, everything is settled now. Looking at the well-decorated new home, I feel that all the efforts are worth it. For the sake of children, Reid and I have to work harder to earn money to support our families.

Twenty-three, many people like mature boys: probably because he has a cold, you can take him to the hospital for care. If he is hungry, he can eat without saying anything, and it can give him a full sense of security. He can be self-motivated and earn money to support his family. He can keep his promise, tolerate bad temper and unreasonable troubles, don't worry about wherever he goes, just follow him with peace of mind. Like a naive child, I like him, either going to bed early or drinking more water.

I feel more and more responsibility on my shoulders. Sometimes I wonder when I can make money to support my family without relying on my parents, and when I can abandon my worldly troubles and spend more time with my parents. What is a meaningful life?

Twenty-five, Ben Wang is going to earn money to support his family!

Twenty-six, being a man really has many benefits. Men are under great pressure to earn money to support their families, and women have to work, earn money to support their families, get pregnant, and do housework and take care of their children.

Twenty-seven, a good married man is to support his family, and both sides should participate in it and strive to make money to support his family.

28. I will spend all the money I bought in buy buy in summer and saved in winter to go to work in summer! If I want to earn money to support my family, I should pay the property fee again.

Twenty-nine, men are responsible for making money to support their families, and women are responsible for beauty, which is pure nonsense. It is true that every woman should have her own career.

30. I never think that in marriage, some things must be done by someone. For example, men have to earn money to support their families, and women have to look after their children and do housework. Marriage needs two people to bear and share. There is no reason for a man to bear economic pressure and stay away from housework, and there is no reason to despise his wife's contribution to the family's economic income on the pretext of reproduction.

3 1. I was in a bad mood when I read the newspaper. I also have a meeting in a part-time place at night. I was lying in bed chatting with my sister. I said, I really want to read today's newspaper. I want to find a place with good scenery to start a youth tour and donate money to support my family. It's good to meet different people and listen to different stories every day. Sister said: You'd better study with peace of mind, and leave it to me to earn money to support your family.

The deepest apologies and worries about self-blame, but none of them will change us to be dutiful sons, strive to earn money to support our families, and then take you to see the outside world and accompany you to grow old together. I'm sorry

33. Men, please don't take earning money to support their families as the only criterion for being a good husband! If you don't love your family! Do not love your wife! Irresponsible to this family! Then, any man who can earn money to support his family can be your wife's husband! So men! Stop yelling that it's hard for me to make money to support my family! I am tired! I don't need to do housework! There are many people who will make money.

I like mature boys probably because they are sick. He can take me to the hospital to take care of me. I'm hungry. He can take me to dinner without saying anything. He can give me full sense of security. He can be self-motivated and earn money to support his family. He can try his best to tolerate my bad temper and unreasonable behavior. No matter where I go or what I do, I don't have to worry. Just follow him with peace of mind, don't be like a naive child.

How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't care?

1. Shameless, if you do well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only make a joke quietly.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again. Campus funny personality signature

Who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

6. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

7. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

8. Look at you, you look like you are joking!

9. I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

10. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

1 1. Suddenly, I found that every tear became so extravagant.

12. In the end, there will be a road, and a road is also a dead end. This is fake. I can't even write.

13. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

14. Take me to a room. As long as there is air conditioning, suit yourself.

15. Don't communicate with me, there is a generation gap.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

What is a roommate? Roommates just don't lose the money on the table. If you buy a bag of melon seeds, there will be a pile of melon seeds left.

18. I'm so good that even my breasts think I'm an A.

19. I just like the feeling of being busy making up my homework these days.

20. A bug in front flew next to my math problem, looked at it for a few times and died.

2 1. Such fine weather is a good chance to die with the quilt.

22. Please don't use me, or don't blame me for using you.

23. How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't care?

24. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

In fact, the wolf is not afraid of his wife. He loves his wife more than himself.

26. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

27. Eating at night means eating at night. Some people say that this symptom is caused by loneliness.

28. As a girl, it is difficult for me to avoid all the details that make men move.

29. On graduation day, I will hug the person I like in the name of leaving soon.

30. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

3 1. Brother's speed, not everyone can catch up; But if it's not a person, you can catch it.

32. No matter whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

33. I will attack in the direction of money until I get into the vault.

34. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

35.who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

36. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

38. The sentimental and boring dog has insufficient capital to stand aside.

39. What you think is mom, and what you say is good.

40. A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.

4 1. Since you say that I am a scourge, it will be a scourge for thousands of years!

42. Whose hand is the dog that I once loved licking now?

43. Time has precipitated all the pains, and I have also precipitated the memories.

44. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

45. If you don't love, you will be lonely. If you love, you will have the burden of love.

46. I looked up and saw that love was gone and the whole universe was crying.

47. You can't blame her for attaching importance to her friends just because she is surrounded by dogs.

48. From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

49. Say what true love is invincible, but you are half-hearted.

You might as well wait for death, at least death will come.

5 1. The highest level of a cold is blowing bubbles with your nose.

52. I miss you and don't explain, because you are mine.

53. If feelings need to be wronged, it is better to throw them away.

54. Either get married or have fun. Don't take it seriously

55. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

56. Watch the fans die behind and turn around to scare away millions of heroes!

57. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

58. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

59. Looking at the calendar now is the same as reading the critically ill notice.

60. If you didn't mean it, please don't disturb my calm heart.

6 1. Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

62. Feelings are not natural disasters; Happiness is your own master.