Girlfriend Qi Jia chats with her uncle.

Qq space funny talk about featured one:

1. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so shabby.

Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

6. Say happily: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

7. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!

8. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

9. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

10. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

1 1. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

12. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

13. I am most afraid of three things in my life, the first fear of death, the second fear of illness, and the third fear of life and death.

14. Three points are destined for heaven, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

15. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

16. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

17. I sing that song every time I see a couple. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness.

18. Women in the new era have been in the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just can't get out of the kitchen.

19. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry ~

20. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

2 1. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

22. No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

23. The one on my face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

24. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

25. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

26. In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

27. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. One is willing to lend you money, he asks you for a debt, and the other is willing to kill him ~

28. If anyone bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles.

29. I can resist anything except money and beautiful women.

30. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.

Qq space is funny. Say a word: you dress dangerously, but you look safe.

Qq space is super funny. Let's talk about the first selection:

1, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.

If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

6. It takes time to buy a mobile phone before I know that my words are so valuable.

7. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

8. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

9. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

10, if cutting my hair means cutting my memory, can I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

1 1. How are you now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

12, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit.

13, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

14, some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

15, through which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

16, sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

17, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

18, you said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

19, Obama, do you remember that little bin Laden by Daming Lake?

20, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

2 1, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

22. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

23. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

24. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

25. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

26, the sky is gray, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

27, the mountain is not high, there are gods, there is not much water, just drink.

28, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

29. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.

30. Clear water makes no fish, and people are invincible.

3 1, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

32. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

33. The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

35.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

36, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

37. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

39. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

40, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

4 1, when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

42. Once upon a time, his eyes were as lifeless as Dong Cunrui's.

43. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

44. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

45, your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

46. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

47. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

48, reading a cramp, Si Wenke is like a urine collapse!

49. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

50. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

Qq space is super funny. Let's talk about the second option first:

1. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

2, if you are the one, the female guests will put out a man's light, and the aunts downstairs in the dormitory can put out a whole floor!

3. 10 years ago in September 1 day, I carried a small schoolbag, danced, beamed, and walked into school, and embarked on a road of no return.

A news report said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

5, you must change the notebook, it takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasts for 3 minutes!

6. Li Bai wanted to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Make a scene, leisurely and dazzling national style.

7. Do you know how disgusting you are? Your mother threw up the first time she felt your presence!

8. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

9. The story of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon tells us that a woman who is too fickle will be beaten to death by a man.

10, woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.

1 1, the high school teacher said, you don't need to understand this, the university will talk about it, the university teacher said, don't talk about this, the high school teacher said.

12. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

13, the only highlight of watching the premiere of Titanic last night was that the camera suddenly switched when Rose filmed half of it, and the audience said in unison: grass!

14, a friend of mine and my classmate, is called the three insurmountable gods.

15, miss, I'm sorry, this man is mine, please take care of your thigh and stop.

16, MM button signature: covered on the big man, so hot.

17. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because its fingers are thick.

18, if I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

19, look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask!

20. I watched TV yesterday and said that smoking caused sudden death, which scared my heart! I bite my teeth and stomp my feet to make up my mind! Don't watch TV again.

2 1, Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it.

22. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

24. If you take five days off and two days off a week, no one will be absent from class.

25. Wow, it's hot! B: What's hot? A: Water. B: Take your time. Answer: foot washing water.

26. Everyone speaks like a human being. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

27. I'm going to shoot a girl who hasn't been chased by us in those years. I don't believe it.

Yesterday, I took part in the pigeon racing in the city. As a result, I went alone.

29. The whole school stopped water supply for two days. The next day, I found that there were not many girls in my class.

30. The little sunflower mother started work, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.

Funny personality signature: you dress dangerously, but you look safe.

Funny personality signature, tell me one:

1, I know the melon is not sweet, but it fucking quenches my thirst.

2. No matter how important people let you down, they become unimportant.

Deception is more deadly than poison, choking the nose when falling into the sea, and collapsing when falling off a cliff.

I hope one day a friend will tell me about my life at my funeral.

Without the support of friends and the pursuit of enemies, how can you stand on your own feet and make progress?

6. I am not a bad person or a good person, but please remember that I will repay you as you treat me.

7. It's no use cutting corners if you're not on the same road.

8. If you have the ability to pack things, you must have the ability to settle them.

Funny personality signature, talk about two:

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

Third, it's not just beautiful parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, and I went alone.

The news said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

Six, MM button signature: covered in a big man, very hot.

7. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because its fingers are thick.

Eight, it is necessary to change the notebook. It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasts 3 minutes!

Nine, look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

10. So my rotten shoes were taken to make capsules?

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

Twelve, son. One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

Thirteen, my friend and classmate, is called the three insurmountable gods.

Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.

15. The only highlight of watching the premiere of Titanic last night was that the camera suddenly switched in the middle of Rose's filming, and the audience said in unison: Grass!

You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your existence, she threw up!

Wow, it's hot! B: What's hot? A: Water. B: Take your time. Answer: foot washing water.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

Twenty, Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it.

Space anecdote: so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

1. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic.

I am a simple person, I just want to marry a rich woman who is terminally ill and live a plain life.

Because I like cars better, I earned a little money myself. So I've been changing cars. I bought Mercedes-Benz, Cayenne, R8 and Porsche 9 1 1 in the past two years, and bought a Lamborghini two months ago, and it feels good. I bought a Maserati the day before yesterday. How can I put it? The brand Martha has a close relationship with Ferrari, but this car is more business-oriented and more comfortable to drive. It is not as hard as Ferrari and not as fast as GTR of friends. After all, the car is heavier there, but it's not bad. One disadvantage is that it consumes too much electricity, and in a short time, four Fu Nan's will be out of power. (It's really cold)

When you are sleepy in class, the most refreshing sentence is to find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem.

6. Two Xueba, two Xueba passed the exam, one didn't write his name, and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. It's really interesting, really interesting.

7. I am dead. I have something to burn, something to knock on the door, and something to dig the grave. Come down with me if you miss me!

8. Climbing the mountain with my brother and the goddess, when I climbed to the no-man's land, the goddess told me next to my ear, can your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water? How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He breathed a sigh of relief and rushed down the hill.

9. Q: How can I get my deskmate to meet the teacher for you by playing mobile phone in class? A: Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

10. I went to Phoenix Mountain in Ningbo with my girlfriend and finally waited for the long-awaited bungee jumping. My girlfriend watched from below, planned a romantic scene for a long time, shouted her name "xxx, I love you" and jumped down. The first nervousness is inevitable. I jumped down when I shouted my girlfriend's name, which scared me to death. As a result, my girlfriend and the following people heard this: XXX, I am a grass! ! ! !

1 1. Today, my boyfriend who left for a month finally came back. There was a knock at the door, and I excitedly opened the door and threw myself into the postman's arms.

12. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

13. My friend's wallet was stolen on the bus this morning. He stole it back when the thief was not looking, and took an extra one.

14. Since I had Mito Xiu Xiu, my mother no longer has to worry about finding someone. It's so easy, oh yeah!

15. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless!

16. I didn't feel much about the patriotic movement at first, but I was really moved by the passion of a group of aunts in the square just now and couldn't help but participate. They shouted recovery! My name is Diaoyu Island! They shouted hips! I

17. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

18. In fact, we are all three good students, and our three good goals are: eat well, play well and sleep well.

19. It is said that when my father first heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

20. Time is the best teacher, but it kills all the students in the end.