Humorous sentences about losing weight

1, I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma's stomach won again today!

2. I am losing weight. I neither diet nor exercise. I use my mind. I will get thinner. I will get thinner. I will get thinner.

A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I'm worried about this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

The reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

5. How many people have said that "you can lose weight only when you are full" stood up for me.

6. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

7. To be thin, you must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

8. There are two people in the world. I am a foodie and I really want to lose weight.

9. Is it easy for my parents to keep me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight.

10, there is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

1 1, I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

12, I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I can't sleep well, and I'm getting thinner, thinner and thinner.

13, if I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

14, how to lose weight if you are not full!

15, every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

16, when I lose weight, you must come, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

17, losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

18, I heard that bathing can reduce weight, so can eating reduce weight?

19, he told you to lose weight because he didn't like your obesity, but he made an excuse to say it was good for your health.

20, clamoring to lose weight every day just to scare the meat.

2 1, every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

22. If you feel fat and refuse to lose weight, it is a great comfort to think that someone is fatter than you. If you can't find someone fatter than you, you will die!

23. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.

24. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

25. In order to make you hug me, you should start to lose weight today.

26. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

28. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

29. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

30. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others falsely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!

3 1, give me all the food, how can I lose weight if I'm not full!

32. I heard that watching martial arts movies can reduce weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

33. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

34. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

35. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

37. Is it easy for your mother to give birth to you? It's hard to support you, but you have to lose weight.

38. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

39. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation that thin paper is easily pushed down.

40. It's not that I don't want to lose weight. I'm just afraid of a rebound.

4 1, in fact, I will lose weight, I just gain weight for a while, just for fun.

42. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating. Because when she said this, she had just eaten.

43. Losing weight is generally called by fat people and done by thin people.

44. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

45. Just talk about losing weight.

46. A man's promise, like a woman's weight loss, is always said but never realized.

47. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

48. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

49. School is a good place to lose weight. Losing eight or nine pounds a week is not a problem.

50. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.