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Talk about the funniness of holiday gifts.
2. There are no gifts for the Spring Festival this year. Only accept gifts from Grandpa Mao.
Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.
I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed away your red envelope. You believed it.
It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. Be sure to show your elders this year and ask your cousins how the final exam was. That's how I care about the next generation.
6. Not since the beginning of the year. By the end of the year, I was broke. Don't forget your innovative spirit. A year's work was done for nothing.
7. Do you want to consider staying with me? I will give you all the lucky money.
8. I am most afraid of seeing a child covering his ears and smiling at you. You still don't know where the gun is
9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for the New Year. I said, "Not good. Lu Han has been busy recently. " My dad backhand is a slap in the face: "What about that Song Joong Ki last year!" My mother struck the table: "Isn't that Li Zhongshi the year before last?"
10. For a foodie. If I don't gain weight in the new year, I'm already losing weight.
1 1. Which relative asked me about my grades during the Spring Festival? I asked him about the year-end bonus!
12. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm really afraid that such a push will really push me away.
13. There are 364 days before the Spring Festival. Think back to the last Chinese New Year. As if it were yesterday.
14. Every time my relatives and friends ask me: Are you looking for someone? I'll be smart enough to find his children quietly. Then kindly ask: How much is the final exam?
15. In the days when I can't see my beloved. I feel that all my new clothes were bought for nothing.
16. New Year's Day. Talk about what achievements. Hurt feelings.
17. If you see me pale in the New Year. Don't think too much. Is that you forgot to give a red envelope.
18. If I were winter vacation homework. I will rely on my own efforts. Enrich yourself with rich knowledge. New year's day. Don't disturb the host.
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