Funny, humorous and interesting connotation?

Is it more popular to say meaningful jokes? The answer is yes. Then here is what I arranged for you, I hope you like it!

I haven't seen you for

Funny, humorous and interesting connotation?

Is it more popular to say meaningful jokes? The answer is yes. Then here is what I arranged for you, I hope you like it!

I haven't seen you for a long time. I am fat into two people.

1. Every family has a hard book to read, but why did you give me an English book?

2. It's not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

I'm afraid to scare you when I say it. I also have a background and can execute two programs.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

If you don't like me fighting with me, don't speak ill of me behind my back.

6. I don't want to be jealous, just because I'm afraid to grow into a wonderful flower.

7. I can't cry, there is no extra water in my body for my eyes to squander.

8. If you don't eat, you will be unhappy. The more you eat, the happier you will be.

9. Be my boyfriend, ok? Yes, I can. I'll find another way.

10. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

Funny is more interesting than humor. Tell me about people who have confirmed that they don't want to pay attention to their eyes.

1. I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

2. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

When the invigilator said, put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform, I really want to put myself on it.

The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so what was my classmate?

I finished talking with a classmate today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.

6. Eating is easy, losing weight is not easy, and you should eat and cherish it.

7. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows that my wife is not an unreasonable person. She always asks my permission before calling. When I said no, she called me and said yes.

8. I want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

9. You have the body of a bear, but you work in Xiong Er Li.

10. "I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

20 18 a simple sentence is very funny to say that you are blessed and share the meat.

1. "What are those two little guys on the giraffe's head for?" "It's a deer, and the zoo's wifi depends on it."

2. If you like a girl, you should study hard, work hard and buy a car or house. Then drive with a ring to find the girl you like, and then you will know. Her son is two years old.

Life is not only the present, but also countless homework.

Long time no see, you are still so embarrassed.

I don't answer every second for a reason. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.

6. Let's not meet. Shampooing is tiring and shampoo is expensive.

I want to take you home and let the whole world know that you are the cutest pig.

If you think I have any problems, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

9. "What made you step onto the stage of China's good voice?" "It's my leg."

10. I hope to see the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.