Copywriting "Funny little sentences"

01. Before I came into contact with the Internet, I was a shy person with low self-esteem. I didn’t even dare to talk to people. Thanks to the Internet, I became cheerful and confident. Now I am crazy and no longer human. Hi hubby.

02. I really like the scent of the boy who just sat next to me. It’s a brand I like very much, so Huanluo.

03. You tell me every day that you can’t find a partner, your circle of friends is only visible for three days, and you don’t have any photos yet. Are you waiting for someone to take a fancy to your WeChat name?

04. How many days does it take to go without a shower before you become a stinker?

05. Those people who delete each other when they have a partner are really funny. I don’t like you when you are single. How can I break up with you now that you have a partner?

06. Chatting with you is not as good as chatting with customer service. Not only do they respond quickly, but they also call me dear.

07. In order to show my coldness, I will no longer laugh. I will only say thank you if I get laughed at.

08. I am too clingy and everyone likes it. Sticky and stringy sorghum glutinous rice, no one likes me when I’m clingy.

09. Today I mustered up the courage to send the sunset video to the boy I like. He posted it on WeChat Moments and said it was taken by my girlfriend. I deleted it and he was so angry that it was clearly taken by me.

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10. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, then I will never play games again. I will only beat you to wake up this wishful thinking toad.

11. As a human being, you should enjoy yourself and spend time. The money is just spent. If you want to stay up late, just want to fall in love. Just think

12. What’s the use of meowing all the time when the cat downstairs is in heat? If it was useful, I would have meowed a long time ago

13. I have found a partner. Thank you for your concern. Thank you for your blessings. I will not make it public for now because the relationship is not stable and sometimes I can’t dream.

14. Can you give me my treasure? Do you want to change the remark? I don’t want to call you Aries Shandong anymore so I can cheat my salary of 800. I’ve been fired. The 800 is gone.

15. The exam is about to take place, so it’s inconvenient for me to give up. The skin photos wish me a lot of knowledge

16. Honey, why don’t you talk to her first? I can’t talk to her here either

17. The same black stockings, she wore them on her legs You call her baby, I put it on, but you want to call the police on me.

18. I suggest that you like me to help you get out of singles. The man who said he liked me last time has already had two girlfriends.

19. Have you ever studied auto repair? Help me see if I am a spare tire

20. Three years after graduation, I relied entirely on myself, not relying on my parents or anyone else, and I owed a lot of money.