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A domineering and lost speech does not mean that I am a soft persimmon and deserve to be calculated by you.

1. When you have the other half, don't forget to buy me a drink to wash away your sadness. Don't worry, I won't cry and ask you why you don't love me, and I won't curse you and embarrass you. I will raise my glass to the dust and accept it with a clear conscience.

There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

Come on, I respect you. This first drink, I propose a toast to you. One day, my reputation will be destroyed. This second cup, I respect you, you will be ill for life. This third cup, I propose a toast to you, lonely life, different death.

If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.

I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid. It's no use, concentrated sulfuric acid doesn't react with impurities.

6, don't talk so high with other women, otherwise we will be together in the future, and when I turn over old accounts, you are afraid that there are not even ten keyboards.

7. Live yourself like a queen, and you can attract the king. What kind of person you are, you will attract what kind of people.

8. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

9. He added his predecessor back and I deleted it. He added it back. I didn't delete it this time, but I added all my predecessors back.

10, you have no right to criticize me and gossip behind my back. Even if I am bad, I have never eaten a bite from your family.

1 1, I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

12, be your own king, why pay attention to the dog behind you? The world is that even dogs will ride on your head and shit.

13, in the face of powerful opponents, we must resolutely shine our swords, even if we fall, we will turn into a mountain and a ridge.

14, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.

15, people who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will say that I took a shower and died in the bathroom.

16, the reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand the present state and have no ability to change it.

17, the biggest difference between man and beast is that beast is always beast, and man is sometimes not man.

18, if he really loves you, you can be any kind of girl's wayward, imperfect and unreasonable. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

19, to tell you in secret, I will still like you next year, so will the year after, and so will the year after.

20. You need to suffer more while you are young, and then you will be truly humble, otherwise your self-righteous cleverness and contempt for everything will destroy you sooner or later.

2 1, modern women take three out of four, three out of four: never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four points: say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

22. Use your own efforts to get success, and then success will be like a big slap in the face to those who once looked down on you. The louder the better.

23. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up strongly and say contemptuously, "Are you in my hospital?" .

24. The millionth life is hard to earn, but the next million is much easier. One millionth depends on coolies and brains, and slowly accumulates by thrift. The next10 million, relying on experience and resources to make money, is naturally much easier.

25. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes the earth that day, we will be born free. Who dares to stand on it?

26. If you like it, you have to confess. If you can't be friends, it's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

27. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather get caught in the rain. It doesn't belong to my heart, I'd rather not. I won't keep people who don't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

28. When the whole class's homework was delayed, the class teacher lost his temper: "Why can't you take the initiative to study like eating?" The deskmate said in a modest voice at the bottom, "Try eating nine meals a day.

29. Don't put on airs in front of me and accuse me of being better than you. If you have a problem with me, speak up. Since you dare not say it, what ability do you have to see that I am not used to it?