April Fool's Day qq prank method

April Fool's Day qq prank method daquan

In a blink of an eye, the annual April Fool's Day is coming. Have you decided who to fool? Or you have been prepared by others as the object of tricks. The following is a complete collection of April Fool's Day qq pranks compiled by Holiday.com.. Welcome to learn from it.

April Fool's Day qq prank article 1 April Fool's Day funny prank method 1, "order songs"

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

April Fool's Day funny prank method 2, "toothpaste sandwich biscuits"

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

April Fool's Day Funny Trick Method 3, "Hardware Solution"

Adjust the contrast of the fool's monitor to the minimum (based on the principle of black screen), so it is extremely difficult to find the real reason unless the other party is cautious. If a fool knows a little hardware and is bold, hehe, then you will have a great chance to see the wonderful scene of his computer being "torn to pieces"!

April Fool's Day funny prank method 4, "artificial Barbie doll"

Make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

April Fool's Day funny prank method 5, "deformation and shadow"

Catch the idiot object away from the computer for a few minutes or deliberately separate it (I don't know what to do, do I? )。 Minimize all its open windows under Win98/20xx, drag the taskbar to the top of the screen to hide, and then grab its desktop with the PrintScreen key. Open the "Drawing" program, press Ctrl+v to paste the picture just captured, and save it in * and bmp formats. Go back to the desktop, set the saved picture as the desktop, and then you will know what madness is. ...

April Fool's Day is simple and interesting:

1, is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes; Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes; Until100000-; Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you? The other party is very alert to say "no"!

2. When persuading MM to drink, she said: I want a clear cup, and you take a sip. Then repeat ... I know very well that you bite. ...

3.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha! ! !

4. Is the English spelling of 4.pig PUG? No, it's a pig Please, I don't remember you. No , you 're going the wrong way. It's my pig, not you.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

6. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and then "mouse" three times. After he finished saying "mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse", he immediately asked him "what is the cat most afraid of", and almost guaranteed that he would answer "mouse". I've tried many times, repeatedly.

7. You ask him, "What is three points of water plus one point?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?" He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "In fact, it should be" law " ...

8. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this"; Put out two more fingers and ask others "what is this"; Hold out three fingers again and ask others "What is 1+ 1"; 10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

April Fool's Pranks Super Fool:

1. Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, take out toothpaste and squeeze it into the cake, and then put it in a conspicuous place. Naturally, people will patronize and taste it.

2. Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, and then mix it with seasonings such as vinegar, soy sauce and salt to carefully prepare a bottle of strange coke with normal color. Give coke generously when you meet an acquaintance. ...

There are two words I have always wanted to say to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously!

4, April Fool's Day, I am stupid, I am in the toilet, there is no paper, come to the emergency!

April Fool's Day prank text:

1. I've been meaning to ask you a question, but I'm afraid to ask. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed?

2, killing time by SMS is called believing in life; It's indifference to accept only letters; Crazy anger is called ADHD; The wrong object is letter harassment; The problem of receiving and sending is signal dysfunction.

It's late at night, and people are quiet. If you haven't slept, please go to sleep quickly. If you fall asleep, turn over and go back to sleep.

I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my holiday gift to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

5. Hello, dear user, we have received your message, and we will deduct 20 yuan from your phone bill. Thank you for your support for charity! thank you

6. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to puppies. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

April Fool's Day prank text:

9. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please immediately take out your mobile phone card, load it into the card reader, plug it into the computer, and kill the virus with anti-virus software.

10, warning: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

1 1. Toll-free phone tip: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ringing, and then press Shut Down. At this point, the call is free.

12, I saw you put your hand into the price check machine in the supermarket the other day, showing 8 yuan's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan!

13, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, you know? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, everyone praises you for being handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

16, strange, strange, strange. Seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, what happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and the bell rang, indicating that the other party is streaking, please dial again later. When dialing again, he said: Sorry, the user has turned off his phone and is celebrating April Fool's Day!

18, Friar Sand said I had a change of 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

19, if the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is inexhaustible, it will follow if it is unintentional. Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day qq Pranks Part II 1. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. By 999, I will send it to you emotionally, saying, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

God said to grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I have walked a lot; Passing through many bridges; Drink a variety of wines; I have seen many kinds of flowers; I only harassed a person who was reading a text message.

4. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

5. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

6. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

7. Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you!

8. You are white, you are sweet, and you have a good figure. Your presence made me unable to control my desires. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then … put it in my mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!

9. Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face ... you must be all over your face!

10. It's raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in clouds and fog; Looking up, there was a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and runny nose. What a pity! What a pity! How much like you when you were a child!

1 1. Without Pangu, there would be no hope for the evolution of apes; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

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