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Make fun of yourself. The uglier the copy is, the circle of friends says he is disabled. Tell me about it.

1, for me, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

No matter how you take a picture of me, it is a silhouette.

3. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

5, people really can't be old wow, old will become disabled.

6. That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

7. I don't even have a life. Where can I get my love life?

8. I look in the mirror every day and feel ugly and stuck in my heart.

9. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

10, seven points, can't control the hairstyle, blame yourself for being too ugly.

1 1, I have long hair and waist, just the waist of a bucket.

12, wearing a skirt to go out, others think I am wearing black silk.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

14, looking at your photos for a long time will make people feel ugly.

15, holding the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

16, intentional study, but failed the course.

17, I took a selfie in my sophomore year, and now I'm really disabled.

18, unwilling to be bullied by others, but why are you so mediocre?

19, I laughed at myself for being dead set on you, but I couldn't keep you.

20. I am the most deformed among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

2 1, I'm in a bad mood now, and I don't want to do anything but eat.

22. People who don't go to plastic surgery hospitals don't realize how ugly they are.

23. In your heart, Russia will always be a clown, and your love for Russia is great.

24, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

25. When you call yourself fat and ugly. Remember to smile, not be sad.

26. What's more frightening is that recently, I feel a little ugly.

27. Does true love really exist? Of course it exists. You see a lot in TV series.

28. How to stop yourself from getting ugly? No camera can save me now.

29. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

I didn't know that my appearance would change after 18 years old. It turns out that I was crippled by that pile.

3 1. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should show some signs of success.

33. Is there anyone like me? I feel that things in my dreams can always be realized in reality.

God, please let me grow five centimeters tall. I'd like to exchange it for ten pounds of thinner.

35. My mother suddenly pulled out a picture of a child and took it for me. I must be disabled.

I hope that in the second half of my life, I will just enjoy my life, which is amazing.

37. Go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

38. Love is someone who will always be by your side, no matter how others say you are ugly or disgusting.

I was born as a baby. I don't accept any criticism. If you criticize me, I will scold you.

40, unrequited love, is self-righteous, while constantly self-satisfied.

4 1. Recently, you look haggard, with pimples and fat. I feel ugly when I take a selfie.

42. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

43. No matter what happens! Be sure to tell yourself: you are ugly and have no money! Be Big!

44. Spend more time with beautiful people so that you can clearly realize that you are ugly and don't work hard.

45. It is modesty for others to say that their handwriting is ugly. I can't stand it at all. Alas, encourage yourself.

Please remember how ugly you are when you cry, so please don't always show the ugliest side in front of people.

47. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

48. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

49. When you call yourself fat and ugly. Remember to smile, not be sad. Because what you said is not wrong.

50. Looking at my photos from childhood to adulthood, I can't help but say that I was so cute when I was a child, and I was disabled when I grew up.

5 1. Tell my mother why my nose is so flat and ugly. My mom said you finally admitted that you were ugly.

52. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

53. Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that people are poor and short-lived; Being ugly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that people are ugly. -Xu

54. I went to take a family photo today. Compared with the previous family photos, I understand that I am disabled, especially that kind, which is very uncomfortable.

55. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person. It turns out that there are only four options in the math multiple-choice question, and you can't find the correct answer.

56. I haven't kissed for so long that even eating duck tongue will make me feel gentle. If you don't hold hands for too long, you will feel shivering with a pickled chicken feet.

57. Why did my dad let my childhood photos humiliate me? When I was a child, I was really a beauty. I guess I was disabled.

58. Lazy people live an easy life, diligent people are tired of getting sick, the money they get from hard work gets sick, and then they cry all their lives.

59. Looking in the mirror in the morning, I feel really ugly and terrible. His face is mottled, his eyes are dull, and his face is dull and yellow.

Although I usually admit that I am ugly, I actually look in the mirror and say that I feel ok. Watching too much is pleasing to the eye.

6 1. As long as you persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude, and endure loneliness every day, the final victory must belong to those who play well in the examination room.

62. What's with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So I will look up and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.

63. I feel ugly and I don't like myself, and then I don't like laughing even more. I don't know what to do ... it affects my interpersonal communication.

64. At first, everything was beautiful. We loved each other, then we were lonely, lonely, waiting, used to it, and finally we sneered and laughed at ourselves, blaming ourselves for being romantic.

65, I don't want to, for the sake of your smiling face, I become a clown of love, a clown of love, in your world, how come there is nothing, you leave, you take away all your emotions, and you don't look back.