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If I have any shortcomings, please tell me, and I will double it for you. I compiled some classic quotations to thank my parents. Welcome to read!

1, you say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

I have not only a car, but also my own!

3, the long road of life has been confused.

4. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

My eyes still hurt just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

6, people who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and fat people have long been numb.

In fact, it doesn't matter where you travel, the most important thing is the scenery along the way, because this little money is enough for me to buy a round-trip hard seat.

8. When you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

9. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

10, everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

1 1, I am ugly, but I am persistent!

12, what is a sense of security? It was when I was late for school that I met my classmate on the way.

13, I found that boys are really dirty, because I have never seen boys take a bath. 14, if you are the one, the female guest put out another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can put out a whole floor.

15, good night means: let me play alone for a while, when I am asleep!

16, you are the trivia of my life, not the material of love stories.

17, you passed through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood.

18, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

19, eating goods, most of them are not bad people! ! They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

20. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

2 1, they say that angels will fall in love with demons because they love each other.

22. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

23. You are so thick-skinned, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

24. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy.

25. Every time you look at me, I will be attracted by your eyes. The little beauty in your eyes is simply charming!

How dare I fall? There is no one behind me. 27. Contemporary people have no expression at all, but there are many expression packs.

28. A good horse never turns back, so I never turn back and walk in circles. As a result, I met the grass again

29. It suddenly occurred to me that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

30. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

3 1, I will feel proud to be held in your arms.

32. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

33, the physique of contemporary adults: nothing is done, and it is inexplicably tired every three to five.

34. House is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

35. I am not the kind of girl who will be caught by two messages. I have to have a red envelope at worst!

The above is qq for telling you funny sentences, I hope you can like it!