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Praise your wife's classics and say 20 things. You need the moon to compare with your ice cream.
Second, waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of steady and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be careful when they see you.
Third, always, forever, pursue your mark. I want to take you into my wings and have your body and mind completely.
Fourth, the orange suit is naturally open, revealing red and white sweaters and lake blue tight trousers, which set off slender legs, which are both sloppy and beautiful. Your costume is a success!
You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. Too beautiful, too passionate, too simple, an unspeakable love suddenly rose in my heart.
All I can think about is loving you, loving you, regardless of cross-strait reunification, no matter how many refugees there are in Ethiopia. Is to love you!
Seven, only the lotus can be worthy of your holiness, and you can be worthy of your ice and moon.
Eight, love is not so beautiful, no matter how much you pay, you don't regret it. Love is really tired, no matter how bitter it is. Because love, love, as long as you understand!
Nine, the most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you and fall asleep slowly ~ ~
10. Your elegant and dignified manners, charming and handsome appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.
1 1. Don't ask me where I am, and don't worry that I will forget you. When you miss me, I miss you too. ...
Your smile is the reason why I miss you. Looking back in the wind always confuses my mind, and I feel that every moment is my greatest satisfaction-my favorite!
Thirteen, far away, I look at your back, your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.
Fourteen, some people like that kind of shy and graceful! And some people like the kind that comes out of the mud without dyeing!
Fifteen, the vast sea of people meets without regrets, even if it is difficult to get together at hand, things are unpredictable. Read that I love you forever.
Sixteen, there is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, one end is firmly tied to the tip of the heart, and the other end is held in your hand.
Seventeen, you are so beautiful, as beautiful as a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.
Eighteen, baby, have you gone home? My mobile phone is dead. I borrowed a message from my colleague and sent it to you. Send me a message when you get home. Be careful on the road. Love your husband.
Nineteen, my wife must be very beautiful today. She will be a bright star in everyone's eyes. A star can start a prairie fire, and she will shine to the end.
As long as you are happy, I am happy, because I only have you in my heart, and you are the other half of my life. We have many days to spend together in the future.
You deserve better world classics.
Everyone's home is only himself. Whether young or middle-aged, young or old. Only parasites and Tutsi flowers will wholeheartedly want to climb others and regard others as their only pillar, ending and dependence.
Blind date is no stranger to leftover men and women, and even most people have experienced it. As we all know, if you are looking for the happiness of blind date based on seniority and comparison with dignitaries, then you should not regard yourself as an individual. First of all, you should honestly concretize yourself into a series of conditions.
Then, let your conditions meet the conditions of others. Let your career meet other people's civil servants, let your small apartment meet other people's three rooms and two halls, let your short marriage history meet other people's divorced childless, let your skin be fair and beautiful, and meet others with moderate health and no bad hobbies. ........................................................................................................
You like folk songs, football, writing, Italian yearning, fried chicken and beer. Your lifelong dream is to play mahjong with Wang Xiaobo, Cui Jian and Leonardo da Vinci all night ... but these are as insignificant as your appendix in the eyes of blind date. Although you think that's why you were born.
Even if you get married, as a commodity that is up for sale, if the quality is poor, the appearance is not good, the packaging is rustic, and the cultural connotation of the product is not up to grade, you can't make any cheap. In most cases, the goddess will ride in Gao Fushuai's BMW. The diaosi girl will go into the basement of Phoenix Man. Only the poor will bite the bullet and promise to be responsible for the rest of their lives.
No matter how firm the oath is, the tide of time can always shake its foundation. (Excerpted from "You deserve a better world")
If a woman is smart, she will know how to get and how to give up. Knowing how to get it will make her life dignified and meaningful; Knowing how to give up will make her life free and happy.
Happiness has nothing to do with men. People in this life, mountains and rivers come to an end, only themselves, only themselves can be responsible for their own happiness.
He came and I lived happily; I'm still happy that he won't come. The world is so wonderful, why must we give up our freedom and be bound by a man?
Some people come into this world to live well, while others live well.
Everyone has his own choice, no matter what he chooses, it is understandable. But I just want to be the latter kind of will that is not superior to others, not to please and please, not to easily devote myself to the evaluation system formulated by a third party, to fall freely, to be gentle and rebellious, and then to reap my own enrichment, richness, profundity and compassion.
Happiness is a private feeling, and no outsider or bystander can replace authority to feel and think.
Compliment a wife
1. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.
2. His brow is tightly wrinkled from time to time, and a question mark is formed between them; Sometimes I stretch happily, like an exclamation point.
You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny.
4, love for you, full of sunshine, warm your heart; My love for you, crawling on the windowsill, is a silly moonlight; Love for you, I miss you so much and look at you affectionately. I love wife's day and love you forever!
5. Feel the mist in the autumn night and watch the full moon in the boundless sky. The soul is so elegant and ethereal.
I love my wife, I love you, not because of your charming appearance, not because of your beautiful heart, not because you are considerate, but because you are the only one I am destined to be.
7. You are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it really flies like a small butterfly. The color is nice and soft.
8. Your figure pulls me, my eyes stay for you, and you and I meet, which is doomed to an unforgettable fate. On the map of love, I travel for you. At home, I am exhausted for you. I love my wife!
9. I love you like a mandarin duck. I fell in love with you and held hands with you sweetly. 527, wife's day, I love you, wife, happy for a long time!
10, far away, I look at your back, and your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, just like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the quiet foot.
1 1, if you are rice, I am a happy mouse; If you are a mung bean, I am a sentimental bastard. If you are a swan and I am an enthusiastic toad, I will say three words to you loudly: ga ga!
12, his ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring and inner ring are very symmetrical, like a carved work of art.
13, your watery eyes, black hair, snow-white skin and rosy lips, you are really beautiful! How beautiful!
14,5,27 I love my wife. It's fun to buy at a special price and comfortable to redeem at a sky-high price. I choose my sweetheart at a premium, put my love back at an affordable price and give it all to my priceless heart. May my dear wife be happy every day and do whatever she wants.
15, you are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.
16, his dark eyes suddenly caught the bloodthirsty chill of the upper class, just like a fiend coming to earth, a pair of ice eyes easily penetrated the hearts of people, pierced the weakest corner of my heart and danced clothes.
17, I know your eyes best. I am fascinated by your smile. I love your figure, your affection, your tenderness and your affection. Love my wife!
18, you are the most capable person I have ever met. It is a miracle that you have done so many things by yourself.
19, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
20. You are more beautiful than Venus, more poetic than Lin Daiyu, and more magical than Uncle Milu. In my heart, you are the Jade Emperor.
2 1, when I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am alone.
22. You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.
Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.
Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you.
25. You are doing so well, and you are under great pressure!
26. You are a flower, I'll water it, you are a tea, I'll soak it, you are itchy, I'll scratch it, you are a pillow, I'll hold it, and don't bother your wife on 527 Wife Love Day, you are my heart, and I can't live without you for a day!
27. Smart people are not people with extensive knowledge, but people who have mastered useful knowledge.
28. Be the bane of your troubles and help you end your troubles; Is your happy stream, meet your happy ocean; The center of your happiness is the sunshine you need. Just because I love you, my wife. Honey, you are the most beautiful in my heart.
29, the wife is the summer wind, always touching you; Wife is the rain in summer, dripping and moistening you; Wife is the light of summer, which warms you from sunrise to sunset. Love life and wife!
30. You snuck in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
3 1, the orange suit naturally opens, revealing red and white sweaters and lake blue tights, which set off slender legs, which is both sloppy and beautiful. Your costume is a success!
I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.
People who love each other must endure a lot of pain, including the pain of missing, the pain of leaving, and even the pain of jealousy when they are together. But, even if it hurts so much, love each other. Because if you don't love each other, although it doesn't hurt, you will never be happy!
34. Her big round eyes are inlaid with a circle of long, black and bright eyelashes, and there is a smart energy in the blink of an eye.
35, 527 wife's day, my husband didn't have colorful flowers, romantic poems, expensive gifts, exciting surprises, only gentle blessings, and my wife worked hard!
You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, I will write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.
37. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.
38. His dark and bright eyes are rolling, and he looks very smart and wise.
39. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will notice wings when they see you.
40. Say that she is strong and can be strong enough to melt; Said she was so light that she was unconscious.
4 1. With you in my life, I am happy to laugh, happy to be happy, calm to worry, and willing to suffer. Thank you for your company in this life. Having you is my greatest happiness. 527 wife's day, wish your wife happiness!
42. She is also a beauty. What impressed me most about this girl is that there is a stunning beauty between her brow beyond her age. The faint arch eyebrows are clearly and meticulously decorated, and the long eyelashes are like two small brushes, which makes people feel dazzling and beautiful. A pair of big, worrying eyes are extremely smart.
43, often remember the flowers before and after, intoxicated and do not know the way home; Still holding hands at night, only willing to take a few more steps; Happiness, happiness, and your life. Wife's Day, looking back slowly, having you around is my greatest happiness.
44. You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. Too beautiful, too passionate, too simple, an unspeakable love suddenly rose in my heart.
45. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.
46. Love your love goes deep into the bone marrow, carved into the heart and printed into the brain. You are the brand in my heart forever, and the only story in my dream. Wife's Day, I love my wife, and I will love you to the end.
47. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.
48. You are as beautiful as a peach blossom. Your sweet and affectionate smile captured my heart; Your love treasures my heart, warm as spring. 527 wife's day, playing the March of love, let the fragrance of love diffuse everywhere!
49, the flow of years, tepid; People around you are on and off; Wandering heart, do not want to wander, just want to stay in your love, give you a lifetime of happiness, eternal happiness and sweetness.
50. Your virtue is a beautiful catalyst for promoting harmony; Your gentleness is a refreshing agent of happiness and soothes irritability; Your sweet love is the beginning of happiness, brewing sweetness. I love my wife, spray my wife's fragrance, and I will always love my wife!
5 1, some people like that kind of shyness, shyness and grace! And some people like the kind that comes out of the mud without dyeing!
52,520,520,520 xx14, I don't know? This is called digital love story! I love you, I love you, I love you all my life! I really love you!
Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully.
54. If you drink your own wine of love, you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.
55. Wife is a word, husband is a song, and I love you is a love song; Wife is water, husband is mountain, I love you is scenery; My wife is a flower and my husband is a bee. I love you to make it sweet. 527, I love my wife, wife love day, may our love be sweet forever.
56. Wife's love, wife's love and wife's teachings are in mind. Happy love day to your wife. May your wife be happy! Remember my feelings, remember my love, and remember that my husband misses you every day!
57, you are everything to me, happiness brings you, happiness owns you, love represents you, I am your backing, always protect you, my wife has worked hard, 527 wife loves the sun, I wish you flowers in your dreams, the wind has passed without trace.
58. That kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.
59. The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound!
60, the wine is rich, mellow and intoxicating is not as good as you; Honey is sweet, not as sweet and gentle as you; Flowers are charming, charming, not as charming as you; Love is powerful and deep enough for you. 527, I love my wife, let me love you.
I love my wife. One day, husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, and husband and wife ocean deep are grateful for a hundred days. I really love my wife every day, send a message and a kiss, wish my wife a beautiful face, love you all her life without regrets, and wish her happiness every day and forever.
62. Rainbow is gorgeous, life is colorful, life is beautiful and love is sweet. 527 Wife Love Day, send love to your favorite wife: May you be happy all your life!
63. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.
64. In the afternoon sunshine, there is no trace of blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always shows a noble and elegant temperament, which complements his tall and slender figure.
65. A beautiful white greasy face appeared in front of him, with a playful smile on his small mouth. The moonlight shone in her clear eyes, and now he is two stars.
66, dear, I have two rooms, small and warm: the left atrium and the right atrium, full of you; I have two dreams, but I need you very much: a healthy dream and a happy dream, in which you are all outside. Wife, wife 527!
67. You are like the top West Lake Longjing. A touch of bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the better it tastes.
68. Beautiful shutter door, how quietly she leans against it, and how troubled her brow is! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, but not the man she loves deeply.
69. May those who love you love you more! The people you love know you better! Cherish each other's happy life
70. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
7 1, that woman is about twenty-seven or eight years old, slim and beautiful.
72. She is dressed in a white coat and jeans, fresh and plain, and her long hair as thick as seaweed gives people a pure and charming atmosphere.
20 rhymes quickly improve eloquence and train communication skills.
20 selected jingles quickly improve eloquence, train communication skills and improve eloquence.
I once dreamed that fresh clothes and angry horses rushed into the rivers and lakes. Now life is simple and it is difficult to tell the truth.
Why, I still can't forget you after breaking up?
A song, a story, is slowly interpreted by the listener.
The temple is bustling with 3,000 people, so it's not worth a glimpse of the green hills.
If you really have what you want and what you want to accomplish, then do it boldly.
I have been comforting myself, afraid that one day I really can't wait any longer. Later, it wasn't that I gave up on you, but that you ended me early.
I would like to ask how many people in the circle signed the contract, and how many of them earnestly fulfilled the contract after signing it?
Someone always advised me to be kind before, but the world is so big and there are so many things, which not only shows us the coldness of the world, but also shows us that kindness has a little edge.
If you meet a minor, let it go. The first time you break the law, the next day, there will be reincarnation, young and frivolous, young and frivolous.
Empathy is very important. A certain degree of empathy can understand the happiness of peers, and it is also a kind of enjoyment to get satisfaction from the happiness of peers.
Do not take the initiative to lure others into the circle, do not persuade others.
If you like something, you have to work hard.
May you walk through the lush and barren world, see the prosperity and bitterness of the rest of your life, know what is worth and what is necessary, and then be yourself.
Network first, then practice. Wait and see first, then enter the circle.
There can be chat, but chat is not sm.
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