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Li Shishi, a famous prostitute, enjoys the four corners of love.

Li Shishi's Four Corners Love: Can the monarch and the minister enjoy themselves? Li Shishi is undoubtedly a strange girl in the history of China. Although she is in a brothel, her figure involves six different historical and cultural fields. She is not only the mistress of Song Huizong Xu Huixin, the emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, but also the confidante of Zhou Bangyan, an official and famous poet of the Northern Song Dynasty. Of course, she is also a close lover of Yan Qing, the prodigal son of the Water Margin. Therefore, it can be said that Li Shishi is surrounded by both royal culture and Song Ci culture. Both of them revolve around official culture; Also around the civilian culture; That is, around the brothel culture, but also around the Jianghu culture. It is this intricate blend of various cultures that shaped Li Shishi, a famous prostitute in a brothel, into her own unique cultural background, and also left her incomparable swan song about love in the four corners.

Li Shishi's extraordinary jade hand holds the arms of emperors, generals, celebrities and scholars, and heroes of rivers and lakes at the same time, which makes her life closely linked with royal culture, officialdom culture, Song Ci culture, civilian culture, brothel culture and rivers and lakes culture. Then, why did Li Shishi keep mistresses while he was the emperor of the dynasty, never forgetting his old love, and became close to the famous poet Zhou Bangyan, and developed into a private lover with Yan Qing, the prodigal son of the water margin? In the final analysis, this should be closely related to her bumpy life experience, kind personality, life situation and unique life opportunities.

Li Shishi, originally the daughter of Wang Yin, opened a dyehouse in Bianjing. When her four-year-old mother died, her father named her a Buddhist temple and the old monk posted a post for her. She burst into tears. The old monk thought she looked like a Buddhist disciple, because everyone called her a Buddhist disciple "teacher", so she was called a teacher. A year later, my father, Wang Yin, was convicted and imprisoned because of the court's extended imprisonment, and died in prison soon. At this time, Li Shishi was exposed to the streets because of his parents' death. Lee Wan, who manages a brothel for a living, saw that she was a beauty, so she adopted her in the brothel, named Li Shishi, and taught her to play chess, calligraphy and painting, sing and dance, sing and play the piano, and entertain guests. As a result, he was trained as a famous prostitute, scholar and grandson in Beijing, competing with each other. Even today's emperor Song Huizong longed for her name for a long time and wanted to kiss her. At that time, Qin Shaoyou, one of the "Four Bachelor of Su Men", had seen Li Shishi and was fascinated by him. On a whim, he left her a poem praising her: "The distant mountains have long eyebrows, and the weeping willows roll their waists. Make up the spring breeze and smile a little. Go to Fengcheng and talk to the brothel. It is better to see flowers in Yingchuan than to learn from a teacher. " From this poem by Qin Xueshi, it is not difficult to see how beautiful Li Shishi is! No wonder Song Huizong condescended to have sex in the street regardless of the face of the Ninth Five-Year Plan.

Under the careful arrangement of Gao Qiu, Wang Fu and other confidant officials, Song Huizong left the palace anonymously and came to Liu Yun's brothel in Liuxiang, Huajie, to meet Li Shishi, the brothel beauty of her dreams. Song Huizong fell in love at first sight and couldn't help falling in love with it. I've known Li Shishi Gao Qiu for a long time, and now I see such a powerful person as Gao Qiu, and I should also be respectful to such a strange guest. From then on, Song Huizong turned a blind eye to the harem beauties, and every once in a while, on the grounds of observing people's feelings, he went out of the palace incognito to have fun in a brothel in Li Shishi. Soon, Li Shishi also knew the true identity of the guest and tried his best to flatter him. Today's Li Shishi is not comparable to the past. Although she is a prostitute, she is already taken. Whether she is a scholar, a gentleman or a prince, even a senior official in power can only look at the "teacher".

Li Shishi, who is deeply loved by Song Huizong, has already enjoyed infinite scenery, and should be the mistress of the emperor honestly. But Li Shishi is not the kind of woman who forgets her old love when she has a new one, so the spread of a poem about a juvenile tour adds a touch of pink to her life legend. In fact, among all the guests in the past, Li Shishi still has a soft spot for Zhou Bangyan. Zhou Bangyan has a feeling that Li Shishi will not be regarded as Sanqiu one day. One night, Song Huizong was ill in bed, and Zhou Bangyan took this opportunity to visit Li Shishi. When talking about old love, I suddenly heard that Song Huizong came to the door of the brothel. Zhou Bangyan couldn't escape, so he had to hide under the bed. Because Song Huizong ordered to dig a tunnel between the palace and the brothel in Li Shishi, this tunnel is not only very secret, but also very convenient. This time, after chatting with Li Shishi for a while, Song Huizong hurried back to the palace because she was unwell, and didn't let Zhou Bangyan hide under the bed for too long.

Zhou Bangyan, with a beautiful name, was born in elegance, dabbled in hundreds of schools, and could compose music according to the score. His poems are long and short, with clear rhymes. When he was in Song Shenzong, he was a court official. He often associates with Li Shishi, Li Shishi is famous for her good songs, and Zhou Bangyan composes and writes lyrics for her. At this time, although Zhou Bangyan is old, he has formed a lyrical confidant with Li Shishi. He wrote new words for Li Shishi and Li Shishi sang new songs for him. Two people, in a word, a composition and a performance, echo each other and are a perfect match. Although Zhou Bangyan was a tax inspector in Kaifeng at that time, his poems were quite famous in Beijing, especially in the literary world from 0755 to 79000. He always gets inspiration from prostitutes in brothels, so his poems are very romantic. Seeing Song Huizong leave the brothel, Zhou Bangyan, who crawled out from under the bed, was jealous. He even wrote a poem "Bianjing Fu": "Knife is like running water, the house is better than snow, and the hand breaks the new orange." The brocade is warm at the beginning, the animal fragrance is constant, and it is relatively comfortable. Ask in a low voice: Who are you staying for? It's already three o'clock in the city, and the horse is wet and frosty. Better have a rest and keep walking. "

Who knows, after Song Huizong recovered from his illness, Li Shishi was invited to host a blog banquet of kingboo Netease, and Li Shishi sang the first word at the moment of forgetting me. Song Huizong asked who did it, and Li Shishi casually said it was Zhou Bangyan. However, when he said this, Li Shishi regretted it. Because this sentence is about Song Huizong's meeting with Li Shishi that day, he immediately understood that Zhou Bangyan must have been in the room at that time. At this point, although Song Huizong coloured deeply and felt indignant, he didn't blame Li Shishi. However, a few days later, he found an excuse to demote Zhou Bangyan from Bianjing. When I learned that Li Shishi Zhou Bangyan was demoted to Beijing, I couldn't stand it. I came to the brothel for dinner, played the lute with tears in my eyes, and sang Zhou Bangyan's new word "Youth Tour": Liu Yin is straight, and the smoke is getting green, so I went to Dihe River to see off several times by splashing water and floating cotton. When visiting the old country, anyone who visits Changting Road and stays in Beijing will break the mulberry branches across thousands of feet to find the old road, mourn the strings while drinking, and lights will be reflected on the stage. Pear blossoms urge cold food, and the wind is half full and warm. A person who turned to count posts and looked at the bleak side of Tianbei. Hatred piled up and left more and more, and Tianjin was silent. The sun is shining in Ran Ran, the moonlight is bright, the pavilions are holding hands, the bridge is exposed, the flute is blowing, the past is like a dream, and tears are streaming down her face.

While playing and singing, Li Shishi wiped her tears, especially when she sang "The wine mourns the strings, and the lamp reflects the platform", she almost couldn't cry. Hearing this, Song Huizong felt sad. At this time, Song Huizong also felt that he was too strict in handling this matter, so he called Zhou Bangyan back and named him Sheng Da Lezheng. Thus, Zhou Bangyan became the official in charge of imperial music in the palace. In this way, a Song warrior Lan Ling and a Song youth tour, these two words actually created the ups and downs of Zhou Bangyan's life, and also left a generation of poets who dared to be J.