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How messed up my past is none of your business.

From now on, everything about me has nothing to do with you. Don't think that all my dynamic signature screen names are yours.

Finally, some love is precious.

We all left, but we never forgot.

Can women keep past mistakes?

We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place. Then I have to spend my whole life forgetting.

If you want to realize your dream, you should wake up from it first.

Forgetting is also a kind of happiness, even if you don't remember.

When people are born, their hands are clenched, because everyone wants a lot, and when they die, their hands will stretch out, because

Two people fiddled with recipes and made a mess of the kitchen. They sprayed perfume on his T-shirt and told him that they were waiting for his lover to pick him up.

Meet the truest person in the ugliest time, put on the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the favorite www.juexiang.com person.

People who especially like chatting in seconds.

I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.

You will never be alone, because someone in this world must be trying to get to your side.

Girl, are you in pain? Are you crying? Are you heartbroken? Let go.

Wait, wait ~ wait for you to be in the coffin,

It is because of your concern that I become more concerned =

I hope you can die in my life, so that I can love and miss without scruple.

In my heart of hearts, there is your unexpected pain. How long can I hold on and keep my strongest smile?

[.Come into the bowl]

Can men stick to their original principles?

I'm meow, not turtle speed.

Is there a classmate who always loves to tear the foam on the battery car?

I love, I love, I only love what I love.

When you left, I could hardly breathe.

After breaking up, lovers can't become friends because they hurt each other, nor can they become strangers because they love each other deeply.

I think all women who play LOL are women! ! !

We are too young to talk about forever.

Your name, your eyes, your smile, your kindness, I have not forgotten, I don't want to forget, I dare not forget that I can't wake up, I am afraid to wake myself up.

How did you know?

Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.

I admire that I can swallow a long list of words and say "hmm".

If I leave one day, I hope I won't regret it.

I must say, is it an honor to be used by you?

I want to walk as far as I can with my schoolbag on my back one day.

No matter how you confess, I won't promise you. You did. I don't think I'll say yes this time.

I am short and poor, and those who follow me will prosper, while those who oppose me will die.

I pretended to know.

I found that every barber couldn't understand the sentence "a little trim, not too short" .

You call me careless, hum, it doesn't matter, I like it, it's none of your business.

Happiness is easily misunderstood, longing for love and perfection.

You said you would like my cooking, no matter how bad it was.

Where is Qi Liuhai's sister ~

If only you weren't my boyfriend. ...

I know I am not noble, but I am by no means humble.

Cigarettes fall in love with matches and are doomed to be hurt.

I love her, I love her very much, but she loves someone else, and my heart hurts.

I'd rather be a wolf forced to start a business than a working dog with 10 thousand yuan. In ancient times, Shennong tasted a hundred herbs, but now there are diaosi selling wild vegetables.

Nothing is perfect, but we always pursue perfection.

If you think the teacher is going through menopause, please throw flowers.

Now you call me cynical, but no one praised me for being caring and attentive to you before.

You are tired when I tell you my heart. When you need me, please go where you want to go, OK?

-I can't let anyone feel sorry for me. You can only learn to be cruel yourself. Don't say I've changed. You know what they say. Thanks to you.

I lose and cherish what I have.

I never relax.

Girl, you can't live without him.

If you are tired, don't wait for me, because I feel distressed and I want to live the rest of my life alone. . .

You can cry, but you can't lose

You are too young to have any blood. -

Honey. What should menopausal women drink? Everyone shouted. "Yanfu Fu Jie Yan Jie, delicious and deodorizing."

Time will leave the truest person behind.

In the era of infidelity, you talk about true love with labor.

People are tired of playing, everything has a shelf life.

Wish me a happy breakup, long live!

I don't know what you are thinking.

We always liked it. Can we arrive on time?

I will be at the foot of the world, waiting for you to marry me.

I am tired of waiting. Your so-called arrangement.

There are stars all over the sky. I don't know which one is you, so I have to meditate on you in my heart. . .

Where are the children's shoes that like watching The Vampire Diaries?

I won't ask about the past, but if you meet me, just like me in the future.

I am old and unhappy.

Your stupid game is always more important than me!

Your sorry words hurt me from head to toe.

When he is in a bad mood, others think he is joking on purpose.

I want to be a playboy like everyone else, but I can't.

If you like vampires, how about a flower?

The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

I like to chat with people who reply to messages quickly, and every message will be answered.

I admire myself for being able to swallow a long paragraph and then just say yes.

The rain falls because the sky can't bear its weight, and tear drops is because the heart can't bear the pain any more.

From now on, everything about me has nothing to do with you. Don't think that all my dynamic signature screen names are yours.