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Forgive my laziness. Tell me.

Forgive my laziness. Tell me.

First, I admire you so much! Forgive me for being rude again, but are you here to work or make trouble? Every time you come, I feel very unhappy! Every time you come to my mother, you say, look at your sister, then look at you. You are lazy and do nothing every day. Look how hard-working they are! Lying in the trough, Mahler Gobi turned out all our boxes and piled them at the door. My mother said to pile them at the door. If I were you, I would keep arguing!

Second, back in Anqing, I still like the tranquility of Anqing, and there is no pressure. Forgive my laziness.

Third, sensitive, paranoid, direct, irritable, careless, road-crazy, scribbled, hard-working, picky, rational, too serious, lazy, fond of taking advantage of petty advantages, poor memory, thin face, unwilling to communicate, willful, ugly and not fond of makeup. Forgive me for being such a girl.

Young people nowadays (forgive me for pretending to be deep) are getting worse and worse. They have neither the ability nor the desire to learn. They are lazy all day, complaining about spreading negative energy everywhere! Shoot me. It's no use keeping it. People who are immature and naive and think that the world revolves around themselves really don't know how to live in society. I am worried about them.

If you are content to wear Taobao goods all your life, enjoy your idleness and laziness. Forgive me for really hating people who have no goals in life. Although I don't have a particularly ambitious goal, I still have my own ideas.

Forgive me for being lazy and spending too much money in my life. I have no confidence in the exam tonight, so I bought a bunch of snacks.

Seven, lazy to do, especially have no opinion, afraid of loneliness, slow and straightforward, but sometimes you regret what you said, like to laugh, and don't want others to see your sadness and sadness.

Please forgive my laziness. Always want to die and live, and then be unreasonable when you get angry. Actually, why do you think so much? Why do you care about other people's business?

My biggest enemy is not myself, but laziness and procrastination. Forgive me.

Ten, bloody and romantic, so there are some places I don't like. When you enter a barren land, you just don't obey the rules and are lazy. Is this the weather when you go out to beg for decades? This has been the case for decades. Does it make sense that you are poor? It's time to reflect. Forgive my seriousness. I just don't like some people in some places.

Forgive me for living a dissolute life, loving freedom, being lazy, being upside down day and night, losing weight day by day, often getting acne, festering cheeks, sallow skin and swollen eyes. I'm going on a wandering journey!

12. What should be done has been done, and what should be put off can continue to be put off. Well, all that's left is to eat, drink and be merry in the new year. Forgive me for being so lazy.

It was not until today that I suddenly remembered to forget my father's birthday. I'm still a person. What the fuck am I doing every day? How can I forgive myself? As a graduate student, Liu Adou, who can't afford to play around like me, has no ambition, no goal, no struggle and is lazy to do it. This is probably me, a garbage with nothing. I haven't tried to get anything for a long time. I want to try this time.

Forgive my lies. I don't know if this can stimulate you, but I don't want to see you really become a lazy person. That's waiting to die.

15. I have a disease called May disease. So, please forgive me for being lazy.

Sixteen, the back of the plane fluttered, and I was messy in the wind. As soon as I thought of the recent news, I began to think: forgive my sin, forgive my laziness, greed and cowardice! I love everyone! After landing, I consciously thought, how cool and lazy I am tonight! Helpless ~ human animality is such a contradiction that it is concentrated on me! Oh, my God!

17. Forgive me for being lazy and unable to make progress in my life, but I just feel that something must be maliciously delayed without warning, but it will come eventually, so relax yourself and stick to it. Bye.

Forgive my cleanliness, material and spiritual! Forgive me for overeating without brushing my teeth in the morning, and forgive me for being lazy.

19. I didn't practice today. I'm really tired and have no strength! Going home after working overtime is almost boring. Forgive my laziness and laziness.

Twenty. I am very tired today. Go home and lie down for a while and you'll be really drunk. What the hell is it that menstruation feels sore at the root of thigh now? It can be seen that I walked too much today. Forgive me for being paralyzed in bed recently and being lazy to exercise! Abdominal fat is getting thicker and thicker. I have always wondered why the B-ultrasound photos of Mao's labor are always spicy and fuzzy. I seem to get a little inspiration today! Maybe the belly is too thick. People take pictures clearly, and I'm the only one looking at flowers in the fog, damn it.

Honey, I'm sorry to drag you so hard! I'm lazy, I'm vain, I'm grumpy, I'm useless, and I never seem to grow up. No matter what I do, you can tolerate me, spoil me and forgive me! I don't know what happened to me. I can't do anything well. I'm always so reckless!

Forgive me for being lazy and homesick all my life!

23. Forgive me for being lazy to sleep all my life.

24. Now I want to forget all your good things and remember all your bad things. Maybe I will be willing to leave you. In fact, I know it's my own problem, but I have never dared to face it. I am a lazy person who dreams of once and for all. So, forgive me, I can't love you.

Twenty-five, forgive me for being lazy and be a foodie.

Twenty-six, emergency rescue. What a good classmate! Forgive me for my weak heart, unlucky hands, laziness and nothing!

27. Forgive my laziness and send a selfie to prove that I live like a person now.

Twenty-eight, record my lazy, struggling, self-motivated, lazy, arrogant and manic life stage, how to save myself, God, dear Lord, please give me a motivation, a good opportunity to start my new life, please forgive my selfish, cowardly and demanding heart, and pray for good things to come to me as soon as possible, amen.

Twenty-nine, I apologize for my laziness and robbing when I was a child, so come and forgive me, time and years.

Forgive me for being lazy all my life and loving to travel. Leave tomorrow.

It's delicious to dry your own food. Tell me about it.

Drying your own food is a delicious mood. Talk about a 1. Drink soup first, not a prescription.

Cheer up, even the vermicelli is tough, how can I give up easily.

3. Life is hard enough, and it is suitable for making dessert. Enjoy life more!

I'm thinking about how to jam Japanese food when fat people aren't looking.

5. the most annoying love triangle, I love to eat, and fat loves me.

6. All languages are better than going home for dinner.

7. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?

8. Cooking for the person you love, eating all the food is the best reward, and his/her eating style is the most beautiful.

9. There is only one world, but there are many canteens.

10. But for food, don't live forever!

1 1. In the past, it was difficult to find water in the sea. Fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

12. I wish I could become a bottle of coke. When you are unhappy, many sweet bubbles will pop up when you jump.

13. I am a strawberry ice cream without feelings.

14. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.

15. Calorie recharge succeeded.

16. Beef with coriander is a fairy!

17. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full? Because we have to leave three minutes for supper.

18. The window contains autumn snow in Xiling and stewed chicken and mushrooms in the wild.

Drying your own food is a delicious mood. Tell me about the second article 19. As soon as the rain stopped, the lotus branches were fragrant and a basket was hot.

20. Have a full stomach and be carefree.

2 1. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

22. Every meal is accurate to 7 points, which means that one year 1095 meals are unhappy.

Hunger is the best cook.

24. The hot pot is glug, and my heart is pounding.

25. Fortunately, I am a little fat, so I can touch my stomach when I am sad.

26. What is your soul food?

27. Weight will not be reduced by drinking a cup of milk tea less.

28. There is no mala Tang fever in the Milky Way.

29. The taste of money, rice, oil and salt is the experience of life!

30. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be served as midnight snacks?

3 1. Nothing is more painful than someone waiting for you with a hot meal.

32. Eat every day and get fat at night.

33. Today is a steaming day (with hot pot map)

One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, cotton candy on your feet and a roast chicken leg in your hand. You must wait.

35. It's a pity that you can only watch the delicious food I baked.

36. The farewell is always emotional, and a tea and a meal will be reunited.

Drying your own food is a delicious mood. Talk about article 3. Eat, drink, sleep and live a happy life.

38. Meetings are like eating snacks. You never know whether the next pack of snacks is not to your taste.

39. Whether you have a favorite person in your heart or a favorite taste in your bowl, life is worth looking forward to.

40. Put food and love in your pocket.

4 1. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles, eight minutes for eggs, and always wait for things you like.

42. The world is not worth it, but my food is worth it.

43. Eat and drink day after day

44. Midnight snack is that 2% food fragments are put into another stomach +98% cuteness constitutes me.

45.2% food fragments +98% cuteness pieced me together.

46. Sweet and sour is "it".

47. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place and eat and drink to his heart's content.

48. When friends get together, food accompanies them.

49. I want to eat braised chicken rice!

50. Dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

5 1. Time passed slowly and the food was carefully eaten.

52. Food never lies.

53. Even the simplest food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.

54. Love the kitchen and home.

Drying your own food is a delicious mood. On article 4. Never stop writing, and the kitchen is not cold.

56. Life is full of affection.

57. Sometimes you want to be thin in your dreams, but never in your dreams.

58. Man is iron and rice is steel. Eating goods is better than silly strong.

59. Life is busy. Remember to eat meat.

60. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever.

6 1. One day you run amok with a cup of milk tea, and no one will chase you for life.

62. We will never be alone on the road of no return.

63. One expects different tastes and always cares about the situation.

64. When we go home at night, we will be cured by food.

In the world, only food and love can live up to it. Love fails too much, don't let down the food.

66. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

67. You said it was a compromise, but I said no, it was the most insipid fireworks in the world.

68. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.

69. The desert is lonely and straight, so you can't be late for dinner. The river flows into the sea, and I am the best in the canteen.

70. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever. Fat in vain, full of hope.

I am lazy.

I am lazy.

(1) I am afraid that more and more things will make me lose myself. Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm too lazy to know that I should do more. I should continue to find myself and be myself. I will get better and better. I won't stay in one place forever. If you think too much, it will go bad. Be quiet.

The spring breeze is ten miles behind you. I can understand the meaning of this sentence now In fact, I am a devoted but lazy person. I used to think that liking someone was enough. I was really surprised to meet you, but I was really surprised and excited. Since I like you, I will stick to it. Although I didn't like you for the first time, as long as you are here, as long as I am here, it will last forever.

(3) I think it's not bad for me to sleep late on weekends, and I should find that my relatives and friends are lazy, and Weibo and my circle of friends haven't updated. It can be said that I am the only one with a clear head and a written record, and I am very proud.

(4) Why am I lazy about everything? In fact, I know myself very well in my bones, that is, take care of myself. . . People who can't even sleep reading can't put anything down in their minds. . . So my favorite state is empty.

When I don't even want to be perfunctory, I am lazy on the one hand and happy on the other. Happy or lazy, I am willing to bear the double consequences of not being perfunctory. This feeling of knowing God and confronting God is great.

Well, I'm too lazy to type. If I come to you, I like you very much. I like you very much if I can find you every day. If I not only look for you every day, but also tell you some boring things in my life, then I really like you.

You always say you are sorry. You know I'm lazy. Yes, I know you are, but I just found out that you are just lazy to me.

I'm too lazy to wash clothes, cook and mop the floor. When I met you later, I was too lazy to think about others.

I am a lazy person, and I am tired of explaining what happened to me in the past to a new person. That's why I don't want to make any new friends before this year, for fear of trouble. I don't think they can understand me very well, and they don't really want to know me. Let's skip this social interaction.

I almost lost my soul. Just chatted with me and praised me for being smart. Well, I just know that I am smart, so I will be lazy in everything, and I don't think I will be defeated by boys step by step one day.

(1 1) I feel more and more that I really need to learn how to surf the sea, but I am lazy. What should I do?

(12) I am a very lazy person and seldom write Weibo myself. What happened recently made me want to vent. In the first issue, I made great efforts to see where my father went, and then I started the first sign-in of the topic and the first group participation. Our group is an unofficial group. Indeed, everyone wants to join the official corps, and the strength is evident.

(13) I seldom defend my feeling of being so disgusting and moaning. Many people think you are not good, but we get along in different ways. But I find that the more you are like this, the easier it is to be discredited. I am not perfect, and I make mistakes, but not enough to be denied. Some things still need to be clearly distinguished. There is a saying that business is not friendship, let alone the most common kind, you, me and him.

I want to keep exercising, but I'm always lazy. I feel sad when I touch more and more meat on my waist.

(15) Actually, I don't think I can recognize it. I'm actually lazy. I always thought I wouldn't go to towards the distant, but I didn't expect that I would go further and further.

(16) I talk a lot and I'm very verbose. I like to laugh more and cry more. I am fat and lazy. I am good at taking care of people and watching others blink. Very stubborn, and love to be brave. I can't take care of myself, I love getting sick, and I don't know what temperature to wear. I am timid, but I must show fearlessness. I'm too extreme to say anything nice.

(17) When there are many choices in life, but I am too lazy to choose ~ I am really lazy ~

In fact, I am a lazy and boring person. In fact, I really want to have a quiet weekend, listen to music and bask in the sun. Actually, I'm not very interested in food or architecture. But I just want to make you happy, but I just want to ask you out for dinner and chat sometime, but I just want to go.

I'm lazy recently, but I'm also thinking about a problem! Why am I so lazy? How can I change myself? What kind of life do I want? Why don't I have any friends? Why can't I always be kind to myself? What should I do to make myself better! Why can't you always do it? Some people say I am independent, but I just don't know me. I am particularly eager to rely on others. I am jealous, I am angry, and I long for friends.

Cars and horses are slow and the sun is lazy. I look good. I may also have the constitution of not eating fat. In recent months, my weight has been kept at about 95 kg. This weight must be maintained until this summer.

(2 1) Although I am lazy to change the background, although I am lazy to return to the picture, although I am lazy, you still accommodate me, support me, and don't slap me. Can I continue to be lazy ~

I can't sleep at night, and I often can't wake up during the day. I'm tired and lazy. I don't have any special skills and advantages, but staying up late is a good hand. I don't even call it staying up late.

I am objective. No matter where I am, there are people who are too secular and human. They have penetrated into my bones. I have to write a feasibility analysis carefully. Why do I know you? Then I also fell into vulgarity. I am busy and lazy. I just want to waste my time on people and things that I think are worth it. I'm timid, and I have to be blind here out of courtesy. Interesting people have the right to remain silent, bored, and sometimes inexplicably conceited.

(24) Yesterday, I heard from a mother in the camp that they participated in an online classroom spontaneous group called Zhang, that is, each child sent an assignment every day and handed in 1000 copies to encourage each other. Her daughter is seven and a half years old and draws well. After listening, I immediately fell silent. I'm afraid I'm a villain, because my daughter really doesn't draw well and I'm lazy.

I think no matter how busy I am, I can arrange everything, and I can also take into account that I hate people who push their work for empty reasons. Although I am lazy, at least I am worthy of all the tasks I undertook at the beginning. I am very satisfied with this.

I used to have a lot of free time. I'm lazy and don't like walking around. I didn't pursue sitting in the well and watching the sky, but I was complacent. I have little free time now. But I want to do more and more things. I should say that I want to experience or be lucky to experience. In this boring process, I recorded every flash of vision, and when I finished the task at this stage, I will realize it one by one.

27. How to protect and help a person who is similar to me and feels more tired than me?

(28) thieves are annoying, and traditional mothers have to introduce me to the object. I don't know why I'm a little resistant, but I can't go against my mother. I can say that I am stupid and filial. Alas, it's so annoying. Actually, I don't feel bad about being alone. I don't know why I'm tired of that feeling. I am lazy and don't want to pay attention to some things.

I was shocked by one thing. . I have a good temper, don't I? I sometimes break down. Inexplicably lazy that day, lying in bed. At noon, she said to eat Pikachu's set meal, and I got up immediately.

I am serious, lazy, fat and imperfect.

I searched a lot of things tonight, such as the characteristics of homosexuality, such as what happens to girls who have a bad relationship with their fathers. It turns out that I am not an alien, but many people are the same. I am stubborn, try to be brave, don't want to trouble others, don't know how to love and be loved, feel inferior, have negative energy, don't believe in myself, be pessimistic and lazy. I want to love and be loved, but I don't know how to do it, and I don't want to be alone, but I don't know what to do with two people.

I am very happy to stick to this idea, and I have poured a lot of chicken burns on myself. It's only a matter of time before I lose weight. It is especially sad to think that I am getting fatter and lazier every day. I was still hungry after dinner last night, and my stomach was getting bigger and bigger. I don't even know to stop eating hot pot. I insisted that if I didn't eat in Ningbo during that time, I wouldn't eat and I couldn't exercise. Now I'm ready. Be careful.

I will go to Japan in ten days, but I am lazy and don't want to do my homework. I wanted to buy everything, but now I don't want to buy anything. Let me be a person who walks around and does whatever he wants.

I don't want to do this to her, but all her actions are boastful, dirty, careless and don't like neatness. I'm disgusted. She is sloppy, with no hands and no tail. She is called clean after passing the standard water and wet water, and she is too lazy to do anything. The more I see my mother with her, the more I think about it.

Am I really a lazy person who is unwilling to struggle? Obviously, I have done my duty, but I always feel that I have not done enough. Maybe this job really doesn't suit me.

It's 10, so I'll turn on the computer and draw. I think there is a real reason why I can't draw well, because I am very rough and lazy. Then I made up the number with the one I drew yesterday, but I was still playing games.

I used to wake up at this time and listen to music. Now there is only one earphone with sound. I hate some pronunciation. Of course, I don't like people who send voices very much. First, you are lazy. Second, I am lazy.

Teacher Ziyi, thank you very much for meeting you. I am a lazy and hesitant person. I want to give up many times because I am too bitter and tired in the process of learning dance. You have been encouraging me and urging me to really treat me as your student. I will definitely refuel in the following journey. You are right. What you want to be depends on what you do. No matter what I do in the future, I will do well. Thanks for the grateful meeting!

I am also lazy and proud.

Forgive me for talking less.

Forgive me for talking less.

(1) Please forgive me for not being romantic, and please forgive me for talking less, because I habitually put more thoughts on your hair. This is my attitude.

(2) I have thought that since primary school, I have been wandering outside for so many years, and some people really haven't seen each other since they separated. I don't love you either. Forgive me for being less passive.

Forgive me, I am a bit talkative and playful, and I know little about your concern. I'll make it up to you when I get back. Wait for me.

This city is a battlefield. We're all alone. We are opposites, so please forgive me for not taking a bullet for you. Then, let me die at your hands.

(5) Psychologists have found that if more than 90% of what a person says is nonsense, he will be happy. If nonsense is less than 50%, happiness is not enough. In communication, languages with weak purpose are easier to get close to. Forgive my introverted personality.

(6) The coldest day. There are no street stalls, or go home for the New Year, or close the door in cold weather. Only one was steamed before dawn, and it was warm after reading it. It's not for eating, but it's cold, but it's very popular, but the price in San Qian has gone up, and it's still hard to work in cold weather. This is not a snub, there is no harm. I met some people and had a few drinks. Listening to your chat is enough. Forgive my shallowness, my heart is very hot, but it's hard to say at the moment.

I love you and forgive me for meeting you with courage, but I didn't get your skills. Goodbye.

(8) I don't know what to say every time I send it. Forgive me for not saying much. I've been watching silently!

(9) Life is an uncomfortable journey. There are relatives, friends and passers-by on the journey. They are the sights of our journey. Although there will always be some embarrassing and unsatisfactory things in the journey, please bear with each other!

Forgive me for not taking pictures, your handsome face, my beautiful face.

(1 1) Forgive my less and less greetings. We can't always be around, so nothing will change!

In fact, forgiving my indifference is not nothing to say. Actually, I want to be close, but I met you, you met him, and you fell in love.

(13) I have a friend, and one day we happily went to the finance department to get the qualification certificate. When I took out my ID card, I looked back and saw someone excitedly taking out a student ID card, opening it and a meal card. Forgive me for my malicious smile! ! ! At that time, her expression really lit up the whole finance department! ! !

(14) Motherly love is the deepest love in the world, and no emotion can match it. Forgive me for not being with me, I can't stop and I can't walk fast. I can only try my best to live an ideal life and take you to see more wonderful worlds. I know this is what you want to see. I know that when I was born, I met the greatest luck in my life. I want to be worthy of this luck.

We also have this kind of flower at home, so we like it very much. I asked them what their names were, but I couldn't remember them clearly. Forgive me for my old age and bad memory.

(16) If a person has too much sadness, too many scars and too much hatred, he will be indifferent, less talkative and prickly. Forgive me for stabbing too much.

(17) Forgive me for being the heart of a dolphin. I am sensitive and talkative. If I don't mind, I will live with you.

Forgive me for not being talkative, but I really like you and love you very much.

I miss your orchard when I was a child. In summer, I will pick cherries for you. God bless you! Forgive me for saying so little in front of you as I did when I was a child!

(20) I suddenly feel that I have done something wrong. Just because others are smart, you should deal with them as they deal with you. Get bigger. I hope I can continue to be kind. I'm sorry. Forgive my little mistake. I won't be a black-hearted person! ! ! Although it is useless to say that kindness is beautiful, then I am not beautiful, so try to be kind. Sorry, sorry, sorry, this is an unintentional mistake!

(2 1) Qingming. Everyone is praying for the dead, hoping to live better in another heaven. But the significance of Tomb-Sweeping Day is to remind us to cherish affection, friendship and love! Forgive me for not doing well, but I always have you in my heart. When I grow up, I talk less, and the road I take is somewhat different from yours. I feel that there is a generation gap and there are fewer topics. Sorry, you have always been my dearest people. Family, friendship, love.

Miss junior high school and senior high school. I haven't changed you. //It's still very comfortable to be with friends I used to like. //Forgive me for being too active in my inner world without words.

Sorry, it's not you I like! Forgive me for talking too much! I only love the woman who makes me laugh when I am angry, the woman who messes up your short hair at will, the woman who is as pure as lilac, short and gone! !

Today, I chatted with my colleague. He said that you seem to have changed. You are not as lively and cheerful as before. You talk less and smile less. . . Forgive me for being so depressed, even I didn't realize I was so unhappy now.

Please forgive me for not being romantic, and please forgive me for not talking much, because I habitually pay more attention to your hair. This is my attitude.

You said that at my age, I shouldn't be so cold, and I should keep a fire in my heart. Well, forgive me for saying less and feeling more, and rushing by without even saying goodbye. The road is long and the wind is high, and I don't know the geometry of the road ahead. I hope it is safe and the sunshine will be as warm as yesterday.

I thought I was an extrovert, but later I found that I didn't talk much, so I took the initiative to slow down, impatient and humorous. But it depends on the mood. I want more from the same sex than from the opposite sex. I am more tolerant of strangers than acquaintances. I can have several meals at the same table. * * * I drank a lot of wine and handed you the first cigarette he handed me. Maybe I really can't name it. This dish is good. Dry pumping is a good ball to replace all words. Forgive me for not even being outgoing.

I hid my condolences from you, forgive my selfishness, and I don't think you want to be disturbed by the online world. Like you, I can't understand the mentality of the Internet. You are the most cherished and distressed relative in my heart and will live in my heart forever. We will all get better because of your love and expectation. Every year I will tell you the story of this year. Don't be afraid of loneliness. We will love you forever.

(29) Please invite some super experts today to forgive me for being silent and confused.

I missed you for the past ten years, and I won't miss you again. You let me meet my best self in the next ten years. There is only one Joker Xue in your life. Happy birthday, forgive me. Not much to say, only simple blessings.

(3 1) I am not a person who likes to keep silent. Especially in front of the person you like, my nagging is only for the person you care about, and you don't like to talk at all. If I don't talk much, I won't die of cold. The most important thing is that I can't be cold to you. Forgive my nagging. Every time your sermon is really useful, I will force myself, not myself, and I don't know how hard it is.

Not talking less, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone. Forgive me for missing the greeting, but I will always have you in my heart, your name, your back, your warmth, your eyes, your movements, your laughter, your kindness and every encounter with you.

(33) Communication without waves, like stagnant water, is really not what I want! I want freedom, freedom and willingness! It's not that I don't talk much, it's that I face the wrong person, and then I'm even speechless. Forgive me for this: I am willing, but just talking; I don't like it. One more word is torture!

I'm not that kind of person, but I still can't wait for the darkness: I'm sorry! Forgive my arrogance, my chest is like a mass of cotton: don't wait until then, I am covered with scars: forgive my self-esteem.