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Talk about the circle of friends who eat apricots.

1, the first time I ate apricots, I always thought it was as big as a smaller peach, but it turned out to be as big as a small plum.

2. Why did I start eating apricots? Because cherries are out of season. After eating this box, I won't buy fruit to eat. I have to hold back.

3, apricots, sour and sweet with a bitter taste, like to eat not because of the taste, but because I miss my grandmother who likes apricots, and miss the happy and carefree childhood of eating apricots with my grandmother.

There is always a rainbow in the sky after rain. But I didn't see the fool who ate apricots under the apricot tree.

5. Eat apricots or peaches as a child. If I find the nucleus cracked, I will eat the kernel inside. Now think back! I'm lucky I didn't poison myself. I may not have eaten much.

6. I didn't like apricots when I was a child. When I grew up, I began to like apricots this year. Maybe this is Xinger's score.

7. They are all delicious food from Xinjiang. Zimu River ice cream yogurt and small red apricots eat apricots to get almonds.

8. I want to go home. I want to eat fruits, peaches, apples, pears, plums, apricots, watermelons, melons and cucumbers.

9. I just ate apricots and swallowed the core. My life will not be in any danger.

10, eat apricots and eat a bug. Bug and I are very scared. I don't know whether it ate my apricot or I ate its apricot.

1 1. I won't climb trees when I'm old, and I have to pick apricots. It can be called a youth crisis.

12, I like apricots very much recently, and I came to buy apricots again.

13, eating apricots and eating two big bugs, the whole person is not good.

14, I don't like apricots, but I like fresh almonds, so I can only eat apricots and eat a lot of apricots.

15, let's eat apricots together. After eating all afternoon, I had loose bowels and lost a catty and a half.

16, eating apricots for the first time in my life! It tastes like a peach! This is a mini peach with fine hairs on the surface! Very sweet.

17. Life clip: I saw the rainbow, dyed my hair, and cut my mouth while eating apricots.

18, eat zongzi, don't lose your temper. Eating apricots during the Dragon Boat Festival won't make you sick when you get old. I don't know whether litchi is too small or cherry is too big.

19, I want to drink all kinds of drinks in the mall, with less sugar and ice! I don't want to miss the apricot in the apricot season. It would be a pity to miss it.