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There are always awesome people, and there are many in my class.

After the last issue of life language micro-writing was launched, Yao Xinpeng became a campus celebrity and even had the potential to become an online celebrity. I have pointed out in class that it is difficult to be a celebrity, because the name should be realistic, because people are used to observing and examining "celebrities" with a magnifying glass, so Xin Peng needs to look at himself more and consciously hone himself. Mr Yao was surprisingly quiet in that class. It seems that the diagnosis and treatment of his impatience are correct. After all, children are children, and we can't ask them to be self-disciplined and make them perfect by treating adults.

After the last push, some netizens commented that "there are always awesome people, and there are many classes in your class." I smiled. This is the characteristic of children born after zero zero-Zhang Yang has personality and rich hobbies. The more such people, the more energetic our collective will be, and the more positive energy we will have ... What I want to point out to children is not to be a temporary person, but to pursue a lifelong person, to pursue a high level of human beings: to pursue a self-confident, optimistic, rich, independent and creative good self, and to abandon a selfish, narrow-minded, impetuous, irresponsible and closed bad self. ...

This issue of "Niu Ren Moumou" micro-writing continues!

Yan Jiayi:? Niu ren Lao Liu

Speaking of our class group, Class 7 and Class 8 can be said to be "immortals" gathering, showing their magical powers, just like the resplendent "Lingxiao Treasure Hall". And Niu Liu is naturally the "Jade Emperor".

Liu, whose full name is Liu, is in his fifties and is our head teacher. In our class, most people call him Lao Liu, and some people jokingly call him "Brother Zheng Zhi". Although he is old, he is still full of energy. Whether in class or doing other things, he is always resolute and does not drag his feet at all. He often teaches us to improve the efficiency of doing things.

The best thing for Lao Liu is his Quotations from Lao Liu, which is called "the fighter in the classic" in our class.

Lao Liu's first quotation: "You don't take the exam, you take me to give you points."

Old Liu's second quotation: "Look, I didn't use a book to talk about the topic. I must have taken the exam frequently, which is not good."

Article 3 of Lao Liu's quotation: "Eat and sleep, listen to the whistle."

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This is Lao Liu, the national treasure of our class, so Lao Liu will always be our favorite teacher.

Chen Yirong: Niu Ren Liu Yuting

Liu Yueting is a strange girl who combines beauty and wisdom.

She spoke actively in class. When the teacher asked questions but only a few people raised their hands, she thought hard, then suddenly realized and raised her hand. When the teacher asked her to answer the question, she stood up calmly and answered the question in an orderly way with a clear voice, thus winning applause from her classmates.

She is also a literary and art committee member. Whenever there are some activities in the class, she always volunteers to organize them. And after her activities, she can always achieve complete success.

She also loves labor. Whenever it is our group's turn to sweep the floor, she is always the first to pick up the broom and work. Even if you finish cleaning it yourself, you should help us clean it.

How can a student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty be a cow?

Tang Peiqi: The cow asked Xue Rong.

Look! Small and delicate eyes in the dark circles, rosy and beautiful ears in the dark jungle, a standing nose under the dark circles, a round pink mouth on black clothes, and a pale face with a little red beside the dark jungle constitute a girl-ask Xue Rong.

She is awesome because of her focused little eyes, unreserved waving pen, and vivid and humorous paintings interwoven with winding artistic lines.

She is great, because she can interweave, bend and connect those lines to make a flawless white paper' icing on the cake'. The eyes are bright, firm and unyielding, and the pen in his hand never hesitates and never stays.

Kou Xinyu: The master is in the folk, and the cow is in Class 8.

Speaking of the talented people in our class, we have to mention Cai, the talented woman in our class. The greatest specialty of talented women is writing, and their language skills are excellent. Generally speaking, she can squeeze out fresh water.

Every time the teacher assigns a small exercise, she must be the one with the highest completion rate. No, the Chinese teacher read one of her excellent works in class. The exquisiteness and delicacy of the text can be compared with Qiong Yao's novels.

Whenever the Chinese teacher asks questions in class and the whole class is silent, the teacher always asks Cai to answer them. Of course, Cai's answer will definitely applaud. The position of talented women in the hearts of Chinese teachers can be imagined.

All in all, the awesome people in our class are all "cool"!

Hey? English: Kou Xinyu

"You are so annoying!" Kou Xinyu once again uttered one of her pet words. I don't know which brave boy pulled her hair, and she screamed like a pig.

She has long hair, orange glasses, eight teeth and a standard smile.

She is a cheerful girl, "black" is not a problem for others.

On the way after school, she always strikes up a conversation first. When I tell jokes, she will laugh her eyes together and squeeze out crow's feet; Laugh till your chest sticks to your back; Laugh until there is only one breath left.

She likes me as her best friend. She often says to me, "Look at your bear." As she spoke, she pretended to be disgusted, and she solemnly said that I was from Africa.

She also studies well.

In class, she knows all the questions raised by the teacher, but she is too modest to raise her hand.

Before the exam last semester, there was a question that bothered me for a long time. I asked her, and she took one look and immediately took a pen and wrote on the paper. She also looks at something from time to time, frowning for a while and smiling shallowly for a while, as if it were a conversation.

I am very happy to have such a great girlfriend.

Rao Yalan: Niu Ren fan Han Yu

There is a cow next to me. She is a quiet and beautiful girl (just like the lady in the book)-Fan Hanyu.

Quiet, this word has been ringing in my ears since primary school, because I am really too feminine. My family or some classmates often say that I want to be quiet, but that's my character. And this word is very suitable for Fan's classmates.

When Fan was doing his homework, his sitting posture was very correct, and he really kept it: his body was straight, his head was straight, his shoulders were flat, his eyes were one foot away from the book, and his body was hammered away from the table. Her handwriting is also neat. She won't play games and watch TV during the break like other students. Instead, sell a copybook and practice at home! Her schoolbag, pencil case and desk are all neat. She doesn't like talking to people. Every time I go with her, she doesn't say a word. Even if she talks, it's just "hmm" or "hehe" or a smile. But her popularity is very good, and many people are willing to make friends with her. She is also a schoolmaster, especially China literature! The composition is more exciting! Every time I read her composition, I can't help sighing. I can't help but want to write my composition again, or change it 10 million times (because there is no comparison, my composition is really poor).

This is my awesome classmate.

Zhang Siya: There is a "cow man" in Class 8, Grade 7. Today, I want to tell you something about him.

"The old class is coming! The old class is coming! " Miao Youjia is like an underground worker, showing half of his body at the door, his eyes shining and looking around. At this time, the students in the classroom hurried back to their seats. After hearing his shouts, the classroom was silent. He "flew" to his seat at the speed of stepping on hot wheels, but he didn't notice that the stool on the seat was missing, so he sat down and the result was a "landing", which made the whole class burst into laughter. ...

"Students, please pay attention to this question, which is the easiest to test." Teacher Liu told us that Miao Youjia still talked to the students behind him, only to see him sitting on the side, talking and laughing. The teacher soon found out and asked him to think about it on the lecture table. He had no choice but to obey. ...

"It's time for class to be over ..." Miao Youjia could not hold back her joy, just waiting for the teacher to give the order. As soon as the teacher picked up the book and walked out of the classroom, he was in high spirits and ran out of the classroom like a wild horse to play with his good friends. ...

As long as he is here, there is laughter everywhere. ...

There is a "awesome person" in our class (8), and I love class (8)!

Guo:? Niu ren Li hanyin

Li Hanyin is a legendary existence in our class. His academic performance is among the best, and he has never failed the exam. He is simply an irreplaceable classmate in the hearts of our other classmates.

I remember once the math teacher asked a difficult question, and we were puzzled. But just as we were racking our brains to think, I turned to look at Li Hanyin. I saw him frowning, his brain running at high speed, reading the topic over and over again with a pen, as if he were eating the topic, and his mouth kept chanting something. Struggling with the topic for a while, he suddenly became enlightened and wrote a book. In fact, I already admire Li Hanyin for having such a clever mind.

This is Li Hanyin, an awesome classmate in our class. Do you admire him?

Shu Liqi: Niu Ren Wu Yuhang

Speaking of awesome people, there are many classes in our class. Heroes from all walks of life gathered together, but what surprised and admired me most was Wu Yuhang, a "great man".

He is a foodie, and he really eats food. It's the first time I've met this top-notch foodie.

One of the essential things on Wu Yuhang's desk every day is milk. Whenever, he can always magically take out a box of milk from the drawer. Once, I saw him sneak in from the door of the classroom. Look at him with a bulging stomach, slowly approaching his desk, and then transferring the contents of his clothes to the drawer in lightning speed. Boy! It's three cases of milk! I'm afraid no one can match his love for milk.

In a Chinese class, the teacher asked me to imitate and write a small poem. When it was Wu Yuhang's turn to show it, what he wrote really subverted my understanding of poetry. Every word is a kind of food, and he almost wrote his "love of life". The delicious food is even more mouth-watering under his description. I think this should be a list of qualified consumers.

Although he is fat, he is excusable as a senior foodie. Our friends who eat delicious food should learn from Wu Yuhang, a "cow man", and try to express their feelings in words in the process of eating, so as to become the best in eating delicious food.

Fan Hanyu: Niu Ren Zeng Hanyu

The so-called "cattle man" is an admirable person. There are many awesome people in our class, and everyone's advantage is the awesome place. The great man in my heart is our respected vice monitor and representative of Chinese class-Zeng.

When I first entered school last year, everyone came to a strange new environment, with both old primary school classmates and more new students. I didn't know her at first, but in less than a year, I was sincerely moved by her spirit. Judging from recent events.

The "Hongyan" reading exchange meeting held "suddenly" last week caught us off guard, and the group was suddenly in an uproar. In the confusion, it was Zeng Yuxin who took the initiative to stand up and undertake the communication of our group. What I lack is this spirit of daring to take responsibility, because I didn't finish reading Hongyan, so I am ashamed that I didn't attend.

I was nervous when I went to Yu Zeng to communicate. However, I listened carefully to her narrative, author, writing background, plot ... Perhaps because the content was similar, some students didn't listen carefully. Mine, I was disappointed and angry. She took the responsibility of six people by herself. Why is her behavior not worthy of respect? I admire her. Although the scene was terrible, she did her best to finish the communication seriously.

"Cattle people" are not far away, they are actually around us. A moment's care, even for others, is respect for yourself.

Cai: I didn't know that there was such a kind of cow in the world. The wind couldn't move, the rain couldn't move, and it stood like a god.

The results are out, and this is the class ranking table. Curious, I put my head into the crowded crowd and my eyes swept away. At a glance, I saw him firmly occupying the first position in the class, motionless. The same is true of the results after each exam. Looking at myself after these lines, the gap of ten points makes me feel indescribable, with mixed feelings ... the class report card ranking is like a trampoline. Some students jumped up, and some students didn't jump hard, so they came to the bottom. And he is half a semester, neither sad nor happy, tepid, and firmly sits first in the class. If learning is a long-distance race, he must be the front runner. He dumped me for 20 meters, so I chased him to five places desperately, and I ran as fast as I could ... Seeing other students, I learned God and Chinese, and he developed in a balanced way, just like the feeling that China table tennis team won gold, silver and copper at the Olympic Games. In class, he listened attentively as if the whole world had nothing to do with him; Let the students around you high crazy after class! As for him, he just holds a pen and keeps doing, counting and thinking. Sometimes thinking with a frown, sometimes holding a pen, his eyes never seem to leave the book.

At this moment, I remembered the "brightest star in the night sky" in the escape plan. He was like the brightest star in the night sky, dazzling. He is Li Hanyin, a calm, indifferent and unyielding schoolmaster in our hearts.

Huang Yidong:

The world is big and there are many people, and they all have amazing stunts. There are such a group of awesome people in our class who decorate our study life with their unique skills.

Miao Youjia is. Round face, thin figure. It looks very festive. He is our pistachio. Every time after class, he tells us many jokes and often makes everyone laugh. I remember once in class, he was caught by the teacher and jumped onto the platform with exaggerated expression, like a little monkey, which made everyone laugh.

This is Miao Youjia, a big shot in our class.

Li Shangluo: Niu Ren Chen Jiaqi

Chen Jiaqi is a "madman" who recites poems in our class, and his level is superb.

In a poem recitation contest, he was actually recommended to recite poems. Many of us are waiting to see his jokes. Unexpectedly, seven students played round after round with him, and he ignored it. He just cocked his head, wore blue and white short sleeves, and ran wildly. He felt that he had a lot to say and didn't blink. Sure enough, he won the game easily. Only after the teacher's explanation did we know that he had memorized all the ancient poems he had learned in high school and was very fluent. No wonder we can't understand them. At this point, the impression he gave me reversed for the first time: I didn't expect him to be so awesome.

Not only did he recite many poems, but he was also accomplished in reading aloud.

When studying Cao Cao's Watching the Sea, I was lucky enough to show my reading level. The last two sentences not only read out Cao Cao's broad mind, but also added movements: the hand slowly rowed from left to right and tied a perfect knot. I feel that he has a * * * sound with the author and is integrated with poetry. Finally, he won applause from his classmates.

His strongest aspect is his memory. When we meet a good ancient poem and learn a "masterpiece", we will recite it and sign it on the blackboard. He will definitely write his name on it first. After class, everyone still didn't believe in his level, so they recited the poems recited today fluently and perfectly. He can recite some poems backwards, and his classmates will always cast envious eyes on him.

He is obsessed with poetry and never forgets it. He has a deep research on the ancient culture of China, and devoted most of his youth to ancient poetry and prose, as well as to the ancient culture of China.

Yao Xinpeng: Zhang Yiting, Niu?

In our class, there may be three kinds of people-one is good at learning, the other is poor at learning, and the third is extremely distinctive in personality; In fact, this third kind of person is just brushing the sense of existence, and there is one person in his heart, Zhang Yiting, who fully meets the standards of the third kind of person.

Early in the morning, the leaves crept to the ground, adding a layer of color to this quiet environment. The students listened quietly to the teacher's class affairs, and suddenly a loud cry broke the quiet atmosphere-I saw Zhang Yiting protesting against her desk, but how can this make the teacher not criticize her? But she went her own way, told her own truth (in fact, I admire her character of daring to express her inner thoughts), and finally made the teacher laugh and cry.

Although Zhang Yiting goes her own way, she actually has an indomitable spirit, which has been proved by her own strength.

I remember that time, we had a reading contest for boys and girls. Boys recommend three girls to recite the text, and girls recommend three boys to recite it. If they can't recite, they will fail. Many boys think that Zhang Yiting can't recite it, so they unanimously recommend her-however, the opposite is true. I saw my classmate Zhang Yiting standing up from her seat, covering her eyes with her hands, and then reciting fluently like a doctor. One point, two points, five points ... Over time, Zhang Yiting recited fluently. She proved herself with her own actions and strength, which really impressed us. Listen, is she great?

Liu Yongxin: Niu Ren Bu Yu Fan

"Ha, Hitler!" He quickly stood up and made a 180 rotation with the ground as the center, with his left hand perpendicular to his shoulder and his right hand close to the seam of his trousers. He said that this salute came from Hitler in action. He is still studying in an orderly way.

Bu Yufan, a big cow in our class, dare not say that he is a bully, but he studies very well, especially in minor subjects. He, a man with perfect facial features, has a distinctive temperament-a touch of sadness, a pursed mouth and a smile. Behind that smile, there is a little helplessness. The thick black eyebrows are curved, which seems to tell that his mind can be very broad, and he wears glasses, which makes people unable to see what he is thinking and is more mysterious. All right, don't praise him. If you praise him again, you will go to heaven.

He has a mouth like a machine gun and always shoots at random. I'm afraid that no matter how long the speech is, it will come out of his talking mouth. I'm tired of hearing it. He wants nothing. "Why does the water of the Yellow River come from the sky?" I think Yu Fan's vigorous energy also comes from the sky. Alas, I want to go home by wind, but I have endless words.

Li Jiayu:

Today, our "cow man" is definitely worthy of "cow" and "full of bullfighting". This "awesome man" was pulled up by me so beautifully-Zhang Kexin.

Actually, I think the name "Zhang Kexin" is quite ladylike, but this uncle Zhang and aunt Zhang have such a kind of strength, and they are fond of laughing, noisy, narcissistic and a little nervous.

She's really great. Why? No, I'll show you this scene-a boy in Senior One accidentally hurt a little boy while playing-and now he is crying with his head in his arms. Zhang Kexin was upset when he saw this. He shouted at the boy to apologize to the little boy and urged him to apologize sincerely. The boy casually said, "I'm sorry." It's over, but she doesn't want to see the boy's attitude: "You apologize to others and make them cry!" " Then there is the boy's dissatisfaction: "I have already apologized! Yes, it's my fault, but why do you care about me? ! "Then a big war broke out-my' good citizen' really couldn't persuade him. But, of course, my Zhang Kexin won. It's actually a girl's! (Although she doesn't look like a girl)

Speaking of her carelessness, she described herself like this: "You see that I am handsome, I feel that I am going to be handsome!" "She doesn't say how beautiful she is, but how handsome she is:" I am more handsome than my father! "This sentence is also very nice. Her physical condition, her spiritual thoughts, are really "men"! (I don't want to say anything for a second)

After listening to my introduction, you knew her from the beginning. In fact, when dealing with this "awesome person", you will become narcissistic, like her, informal and so on, and so on, you will become a different "awesome"!

Chen Yichi: The word "Niu Ren" is not simple. There are many so-called awesome people in our class, including Li Shangluo, who brushes math problems, Chen Jiaqi, who brushes ancient poems, and Li Hanyin, who is a schoolmaster. But what I admire most is Chen Jiaqi. Although he wears a pair of glasses, he is ugly. But there are 800 poems stored, and the "China Small Poetry Library" is amazing.

He is as thin as a monkey, but his little head is full of infinite wisdom. Last time, the teacher held a poem PK. He faced the dilemma of 5v 1, but he took his time. A Song of Eternal Sorrow is enough to surprise us. I thought many hands make light work, but I didn't expect to be defeated halfway. Hey! Bite your teeth.

We can also think about how much he paid behind such success and who made people have good memories. Is it true?/You don't say. I think this may be the result of his efforts! I admire you, Chen Jiaqi.

Pan Yang: Liu.

? Speaking of awesome people, Liu in our class must be on the list. Why? Because of her lovely girlish face and that woman's heart.

? Liu is a well-deserved' hero' among our girls, and her running speed lags far behind. At every physical fitness test, as soon as the starting sound falls, she leaves her opponent far behind at the speed of high wind, which can be described as' a woman like the wind'. Liu is not only an athlete, but also very cheerful and optimistic. No matter how troublesome she is, she always makes us laugh. She is careless, and sometimes she will change from a' woman like the wind' to a' crazy woman'.

Zhang Haowen: Niu Ren Xu Yuting

"If people don't attack me, I won't attack;" If someone attacks me, I will return it tenfold. "This is our class cow force female Xu Yuting mantra. She is a real woman in our class. Every time she gives people the impression that she is the only one who beats boys, and no boys bully her.

? Once in physical education class, we just finished running, and the PE teacher let us move freely. I walked arm in arm with her. I met two boys in my class scolding me. Seeing two boys, I was a little nervous and wanted to swallow it. But as soon as she heard it, she flew over and only heard an "ah". Needless to say, one of the boys was beaten. At the same time, she waved her fist at the boy's back, which caused the boy to shout. Another boy wanted to slip away when he saw that the situation was not good. But it was still late, and she caught up. Xu Yuting let go of the boy and ran after him. It was a beating to catch up with him. She grabbed the boy by the collar, kicked his leg hard and punched him again. After the fight, they let go and shouted "get out". The two boys were frightened like an amnesty and ran away in a hurry. She looked contemptuously at the two boys who ran away and said to me, "People can't be afraid of things. The more afraid they are of things, the more afraid they will be. Only by bravely facing the greatest difficulties will they be defeated by your courage. "

? This is the awesome girl in our class-Xu Yuting. An out-and-out woman is also a good man with courage.

Bu Yufan: Niu Ren Chen Jiaqi

? It's hard to get through the Shu Road, and it's hard to get to the sky.

This is the Difficult Road to Shu written by Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty. I first appreciated this poem in primary school. At that time, my classmate Chen Jiaqi recited it now.

? Let's introduce Chen Jiaqi first.

? This person has fine features and wears a pair of glasses on his head, which shows that he is knowledgeable; The short hair that stands up is full of vitality; The straight posture is even more tall and straight. It can be described as handsome, cheerful and personable. He is proficient in ancient poetry: Tang poetry and Song poetry, Sanqu zaju, and everything. He has also made great achievements in Chinese and mathematics. It is a pity that his strange eyes betrayed him. Although he is a master of learning, he is also a' Xiong Haizi'. Running around, jumping around, arguing. He is a young man with a distinct personality.

? He also recites poems very seriously. Interpret these romantic poems with deep affection. In particular, the above-mentioned "Shu Dao Nan" is his best proof. I saw that he raised his head slightly and his eyes were confused-was he walking on the Shu Road, looking up at the blue sky and white clouds? His hands are moving-does he want to embrace the whole sky? His voice is like a song, every word and every note enters people's hearts.

We seem to be climbing the Shu Road, looking into the sky, sighing at Li Bai's sentence "Shu Road is difficult to travel".

? He is really a great man, worthy of the name. Not only because he studies well, but also because he works hard.

Hu Zhehao: Niu Ren "Lao Wang next door"

I want to say "Lao Wang next door". He is not my deskmate, nor does he live next door to my house (besides, there is no Wang next door). Just because his surname is Wang, I gave him a nickname with an online hot word-Lao Wang next door.

He is really awesome, worthy of the name.

When it comes to cows, he is the most disciplined. On weekdays, he is one of the most active cells in the class. However, when he was on duty as a monitor for the week, he immediately became serious, picked up a long ruler and slammed it on the table. His tiny eyes naturally narrowed into a crack (I even think his eyes are so small that he can only see one line of subtitles when watching a movie). Then, he shouted "Calm down!" It's easy to catch the audience. Sometimes, he can't help laughing, so he turns to the blackboard, laughs enough, and then turns to be serious.

Speaking of which, you should guess who it is, right? He is-Wang!

Yang Xiaoming: Niu Ren Yao Xinpeng

My deskmate Yao Xinpeng is a grasshopper on the same line, although I don't think he is a friend of life and death. He often says' I bring my own BGM' when I play'. I've heard that a lot. He likes playing basketball and often asks me to join him. Before physical education class, he would pat me on the shoulder with a rough hand:' Xiao Ming, go to physical education class. His; Smiling, he ran downstairs. He likes to lay up. He accelerated the jump of his strong calf and threw the basketball into the basket at the same time. For him, I have to admire him for his sure layup and sometimes he makes mistakes. On one occasion, he was going to shoot a three-pointer with his arm perpendicular to the basketball. He began to recharge his batteries, his eyes were a little sharp and he learned something new. He jumped up and the basketball drew an arc in the air, which was excellent, if not perfect. He turned confidently and said to me seriously,' Look, shooting three-pointers is just like me'. At the same time, he patted me on the shoulder and was hit by a basketball ... He suddenly turned around and cursed, "Who the fuck attacked me?" ? Spitting, his sweat also dumped down, there is a little helpless on his face. The ball hit the basket, but missed. But bounced at him, really helpless.

Zhao Jianqiang: The so-called cattle people refer to people who are different and full of characteristics. Someone said: "Some people's convenient places are rivers and lakes, and a class is just a small river and lake." But the poem "talented people come forth in large numbers, each leading the way for hundreds of years" describes my class well, because there are too many talents in the class.

He has a pair of small eyes embedded in his dark face and a pair of doctor's glasses on his nose. Yes, he is-Li Shangluo.

Although he is not tall, he prefers playing basketball. Every time he goes to physical education class, he always takes a basketball and gathers a group of basketball fans to start a fierce basketball game. I saw him cooperate with his companions very tacitly in grabbing the ball, and often beat each other around. I saw him dribble quickly, running around and attacking the enemy's defense. He dribbled the ball with one hand and took off three times in a row, one time taking off and the other time flying, a beautiful three-step jump over the basket. ...

Li Shangluo is a sports madman, and in my class, there are many such awesome people who form our collective. It is the existence of these awesome people that makes our collective more full of vitality and vitality.