Humorous phrases that suit your mood. Say a humorous mood.

1. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

2. A woman will be accompanied by a group of brothers, and a lovely girl will be accompanied by a group of boyfriends.

3. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

Ordinary youth: If it snows, I can have a snowball fight with my girlfriend. Fu: I can see many pure girls in the snow again. Short, ugly and poor: it's snowing. I can make a snowman to accompany me. Idiot youth: It's delicious to mix some sugar with snow.

5. The British girl slipped by herself, shoveled the Italians and dragged the Korean talents away, trying to ensure that Li Jianrou won the championship. It's more interesting to hand over the gold medal than American Emmons missed the last shot. Not only did he miss the target himself, but he also killed all the other players.