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Unfortunately, this poem is about women.

(of female beauty) striking enough that the fish sink and the birds fall-very beautiful.

(of the beauty of a young woman) make the moon hide behind the clouds and make the flowers feel ashamed-it's fascinating.

(of women) beautiful enough to lead to the downfall of a city or a country ―― destructive beauty.

(of a woman/peony) stunning.

Stand up gracefully.

imperturbation

A generous attitude

Face like a peach blossom

Breathe like blue breath.

The smile of a kingdom

The moon is closed and flowers are ashamed.

Very beautiful and charming

As beautiful as a flower

The fragrant face is elegant and even, and Diane's eyebrows and eyes are skillful in painting palace makeup.

Double butterfly embroidered skirt. Dongchi banquet, first meeting. The vermilion powder is not deep and uneven, and the idle flowers are faint and fragrant. Look at all the good places carefully. People are very humane and have a thin waist. Yesterday, the mountain was in a daze, and when I came, my clothes were covered with clouds.

Ying ying chun, flowers and trees are real, everything is charming and delicate, and everyone stops.

Every day, eyebrows are long and clouds are floating. Don't marry your heart Spitting wine and stirring words, the flowers are like dancing clothes. Spring burst into tears and said it was bleak.

A cloud, a vortex, a jade shuttle, a thin shirt and a pair of snails.

Soft, skin solidified, collar like a salamander, teeth like a rhinoceros, a cicada's head is a moth's eyebrow, she smiled and looked forward to it.

The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.

Tracing back and forth, the road is blocked and long. Swim back from it, in the middle of the water

Sadly, the Millennium is still there. The so-called Iraqis are in the water.

Tracing back and forth from it, the road is blocked and broken. Swim back from the inside and swim in the water.

Jia Cai, peace and prosperity have not passed. The so-called Iraqis are in the water.

Go back and follow, the road is blocked and turn right. Swim back from the inside and swim in the water.

When the moon rises

There is how bright in the moon, which is the beauty of beauty. Shu Yao corrected Xi. I'm worried.

When the moon came out, it was beautiful and you were worried. Worried.

The moon is shining, the people are shining and the sun is shining. I am in pain.

Qingpingdiao 1

-Li Bai

Clouds need clothes, flowers and capacity,

The spring breeze opened the threshold and showed its richness.

If it weren't for the head of the Yushan Mountains,

I will meet Yaotai under the moon.

Clear tone 2

-Li Bai

Red dew is fragrant,

The sex and rain in Wushan are heartbreaking;

Excuse me, who looks like Han Palace?

The poor swallow leans on her new dress.

Qingping tune 3

-Li Bai

Famous flowers poured into the countryside and enjoyed each other.

The king always smiles.

Explain the infinite hatred for the spring breeze,

The agarwood pavilion leans to the north.

There are beautiful women in the north, and they are peerless and independent.

Take care of the city first, then the country.

It's best not to know the whole city and country?

Beauty is hard to get.

My Fair Lady is a gentleman.

The skin is like coagulated fat, and the face is like white jade.

If you sink fish and fall wild geese, you will be ashamed of flowers and close the moon.

The hands are soft, the skin is solidified, the collar is like a salamander, the teeth are like rhinoceros, and the cicada's head is like a moth eyebrow. Smile and expect.

Beautiful demon and leisure, take Sanchi road. Ran Ran has many soft strips, fluttering leaves, busy sleeves and a gold ring on his wrist. She wears a sparrow gold hairpin on her head and an emerald green jade on her waist. The pearls are shining, and corals and pearls are interspersed. How does Yi fly? How can he fly away with the wind? Looking forward to glory, screaming and screaming.

The beauty of the world is Chu; The beauty of Chu lies in Mo Ruochen; The beauty minister is the son of boss Mo Ruochen. The owner's son, adding one point is too long, subtracting one point is too short, the powder is too white, and the vermicelli is too red. Eyebrows are like jade feathers, muscles are like snow, waist is like a bundle, and teeth are like scallops.

Shuoren

To control a person, he must dress appropriately. Son of Qi Hou, wife of Wei Hou. East Palace's sister, Duke Xing's aunt, Tan.

Soft, skin solidified, collar like a salamander, teeth like a rhinoceros, a cicada's head is a moth's eyebrow, she smiled and looked forward to it.

Master Di Di said that in the countryside. Four animals are arrogant, and Zhu Biao goes his own way. I am looking forward to North Korea. The doctor retired effortlessly.

When the river is full, the north flows. When you do, you will become rich. Exposure is guilty, and ordinary people are guilty.

[translation]

My fair lady, cloak covered with brocade. Qi Hou's daughter is very delicate. She married Wei Hou and came to my hometown.

She was born to a compatriot of the Prince, and she is also the sister of Xing Hou, and Tan Gong is her own sister.

Hands are as white as spring fat, and skin is as thin and greasy as coagulated fat; The neck is as white as a salamander, and the teeth are as white as melon seeds.

Square forehead, thin eyebrows, intoxicating smile and flowing eyes.

My fair lady is tall and stops in the suburbs; Four male horses are vigorous, and HongLing is floating on both sides of the bridle.

Bird feather car is good at court; The doctor should leave early and don't make the monarch work too hard.

The water of the Yellow River is so strong that it runs northward. Cast a net and shout, snapper jumps and stabs,

The reeds are dense and tall. Dowry women wear gorgeous clothes and courtiers are brave and tall.

Shuoren is one of Feng Wei in The Book of Songs, and it is a poem praising Zhuang Jiang, the daughter of Duke Zhuang of Qi. It is mentioned in the poem that Mrs. Zhuang Jiang was the sister of the King of Qi at that time-don't underestimate the phrase "Sister of the East Palace". It is clearly written that Mrs. Zhuang Jiang was born with the same mother as the Prince, that is, the Queen, which highlights her delicate position. Some people say that this beautiful Mrs. Zhuang was left out in the cold after she got married and had no children, so wei ren sympathized with her and made this hymn for her-this "someone said" was from Zuo Zhuan, and Zhu was a supporter, but this explanation has always been controversial. Later generations think that this poem does not show any sympathy and pity, which is purely a compliment. Zhuang Jiang was taken away by wei ren when she married Wei. From different interpretations, it seems that Master Zhu is not a pure Taoist, but quite human-I would rather believe that this poem was written by someone who sympathized with the beautiful childless queen than by a boring scholar who kowtowed to his new mistress.

Even if you don't look at the uncommon words in the poem, it's easy to understand that this poem is praising the beauty of Mrs. Zhuang Jiang-in fact, most of the sentences in this poem are still about Zhuang Jiang's life experience and ostentation, and the real description of her appearance is just two sentences: "recognizing people's beautiful clothes" and "being soft-skinned, leading to waste".

Simply explain: "Shuoren" originally meant a tall, white and fat person, and extended to beauty. It can be seen that in the Spring and Autumn Period of more than 700 BC, people (at least those who defend the country) liked tall, plump and fair-skinned beauties, and healthy beauties were still popular. From this, we can think of the goddess statues in ancient Greece and Rome, no matter which one is tall and plump, with strong arms, slender legs and round bellies-it can be seen that in the "ancestor" period of mankind, both the East and the West liked the tall and plump beauty, so it can be said that their aesthetics were very healthy. The reason is that the law of "the unity of beauty and goodness" is at work. People in ancient times, limited by natural conditions, did not live as long as they do now. Tall and strong women at least represent health and are suitable for childbirth, so they are "good" and therefore beautiful. A woman's round and plump body, like rice full of pulp, represents a kind of vitality. In an era when heaven and earth are enemies and the right to subsistence is not guaranteed, what can stimulate people's imagination of "beauty" better than this? As for the concept of "white is beautiful", we have recognized it for thousands of years; Queen Elizabeth I was praised as "having a virgin face" because of her pale face; /kloc-French ladies in the 0 th and 8 th centuries, in order to make themselves whiter, did not hesitate to smear disgusting things such as crocodile feces on their faces. Black skin also looks good, which is a modern aesthetic. In recent decades, French women have become popular with dark and bright skin. Even if there is no sea in Paris, please ask the mayor to spread fine sand along the Seine River and then everyone will go to bask in the sun. ) In ancient China, white was also beautiful. Li Yu said in "Essay" and "Audio Volume Department": "... the essence of women, but whiteness is the most difficult. If the blood is fertilized, it will be white at birth ... "It can be seen that" white "is the aesthetic view of China in ancient times for thousands of years-in short, high, which means that the family is delicate, the food is good and the nutrition is good; White means that she doesn't have to work outdoors, and she hasn't been exposed to the wind and the sun. It can be said that this is a noble beauty, a noble fashion. Unless she is born beautiful, most people can't afford it. "She is tall and handsome" means "This tall and beautiful woman is really slim". It turns out that the so-called tall and white fat of the ancients requires that it is concave and convex, not just blindly fat, but also tall and beautiful. She is wearing a long cloak made of brocade and silk. This Zhuang Jiang lady is not only beautiful, but also good at wearing. Because she is tall, wearing a long cloak will make her look particularly slender.

"Hands like soft ti, skin like jelly, collar like hairspring, teeth like rhinoceros. A cicada's head flies a moth's eyebrow and smiles beautifully. " This passage has become a famous sentence to write about beautiful women, which means: fingers are as soft and elastic as fine grass, snow-white skin is as smooth as solidified fat, neck is as white and long as longicorn larvae, and teeth are as smooth and tidy as melon seeds; Full forehead, curved eyebrows, laughing, there are two dimples. Her eyes are black and white, and she looks around-look, isn't it amazing? Mrs Zhuang Jiang has almost no faults! Curved eyebrows, bright eyes, fair skin, plump forehead, long neck, neat teeth, greasy fingers ... and even two dimples ... good things made her catch up. It seems that the beauty in Shandong is right! It can also be seen that the aesthetic standards of China people have not changed greatly for thousands of years. In addition to the white skin, the advantages mentioned above, such as big black and white eyes and long neck, are still beautiful-we used to think that cherry mouth was beautiful, but after the west wind spread to the east, China people gradually accepted the beauty of big mouth, which may be considered as a relatively strong change in China people's aesthetic standards. But there is no mouth in the poem "Gentlemen" or is Mrs. Zhuang Jiang a big mouth like Julia Roberds? People gave her false beauty and hidden evil? There is no test.

At that time, it was very difficult for women to leave their names on books. Mrs. Zhuang Jiang's "color" in The Book of Songs and the research papers of Zuo and Zhu Fuzi are historical wonders. In any case, this tall beauty has stood gracefully on the edge of the Yellow River, standing between the lines with her peerless fairy posture and thousands of years of sad stories.

There are beautiful women in the north, and they are peerless and independent.

Take care of the city first, then the country.

It's best not to know the whole city and country?

Beauty is hard to get.

A Dream of Red Mansions: Immortal Ode of Police Illusion

Fang suddenly walked out of the greenhouse from Liu Wu. But when walking, the birds were stunned by the trees; Will arrive at the shadow monastery. The fairy has been floating for a hundred years, smelling musk orchid; The lotus clothes are moving today, and the rings are clanging. Laughing at spring peaches today, clouds pile up green buns; Lips are full of cherry blossoms and pomegranate teeth are fragrant. Fine waist, returning air and dancing snow; Beads and jade shine. Full of goose yellow. If you are entangled in flowers, you should smell them and be happy; Hanging out by the pool today. If you fly, if you fly. A moth eyebrow smiles today, but she can speak without words; Lian Bu has come to this day, and it's time to stop. Admire each other's good quality, pure and smooth; Mupi Huafu today, flash articles. Audemars piguet appeared today, while Xiang Zhuo; The beauty's gesture is today, and the phoenix grows auspicious. In fact, it snowed heavily in Chun Mei. How clean, autumn chrysanthemum is full of frost. How quiet and empty. How beautiful, Xia Ying Cheng Tang. What is the text? This is the skill of dragon swimming. What is its god? The moon shot at the icy river. We should be ashamed of writing, but we should be ashamed of Wang Qiang. Strange, where were you born to serve yourself? Believe it or not, Yaochi is unique and Zifu is unparalleled. Who is the fruit? So is this beauty.