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A remark scolding the highest level of green tea.

The sentence that scolds the highest realm of green tea is as follows:

1, sister, this play is good. Isn't it a pity not to be an actor?

Do you know how delicious West Lake Longjing is? Just like you.

Please don't insult my IQ with your delicate and touching acting skills.

4. Green tea is green tea, and three children are three children. How can there be such a beautiful word?

My sister's face is a little pale. Do you want my sister to slap you?

6, obviously cheap and versatile, but always think that they are high-end goods.

7. Open the lid when drinking green tea. Do you want to twist the crown?

8. You think you are a Ferrari, but you are actually a bus.

9. Do you have long hair just to make yourself look taller?

10, you are a perfect match, but you are the original match.

1 1, I want to give you face, and it is polite to tell you.

12, cold water can't make green tea, but sulfuric acid can.

13, you are thick-skinned, and you want to be bulletproof after wearing makeup.

14, you treat him like a brother, why don't you call me sister-in-law?

15, you are not in a bad mood, you are in a bad market.

16, take your time, don't worry, I'll show you how things turn.

17, do you know how delicious West Lake Longjing is? Just like you.

18, I know what I am and I don't want to expose you.

19, obviously cheap and versatile, but always think that they are high-end goods.

20, green tea is available every year, lotus flowers are in full bloom, as long as my sister is there, my sister will always be a spare tire.

2 1, sister, this play is good. Isn't it a pity not to be an actor?

Please don't insult my IQ with your delicate and touching acting skills.

23. Do you have long hair just to make yourself look taller?

24, to give you face, you have to tell you that is polite.

25. You treat him like a brother. Can you call me sister-in-law?

26. Is that making tea? Oh, it's our green tea sister.

27. Let's not talk about this today. You wouldn't say anything. I'll give you two yuan to buy a bottle of green tea in the supermarket to quench your thirst.

28, don't move, your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, just move, everything is paste.

29. You think you are a Ferrari, but you are actually a bus.

30. Afraid your girlfriend will mind? I'm sorry, even though she is so stingy, she deserves to be liked.