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Excerpts from classic sayings about cars
Quotation 1:
Mercedes-Benz is a famous brand. There is no doubt that it is high-grade, and the after-sales service is too bad. It deserves to be smashed.
Alto is practical, its horsepower is not enough, and it is ok to walk. It is forbidden to drive in Guangzhou and Shanghai.
Geely is ridiculous, with a big tone, difficult development and no comfort;
The mulberry car is old-fashioned, the spare parts are cheap, the response is slow, and it is only a matter of time before it is updated;
Polo is too expensive, advanced in technology, acceptable in appearance, and fuel-saving is certain;
1 Kang reliable, outlets everywhere, moderate price, three boxes redundant;
Sail is oil-burning, flexibility aside, safety is ok, and the width is too narrow;
Jetta has strong power, rustic appearance, fast speed and large sales volume;
Chery is independent, with many faults and loud noise, which needs improvement;
Buick is magnificent, failing constantly, and the United States is cunning, not to mention making money;
Guangben is exquisite, bullish, the output is not enough, and the price is far away;
Li Xia GM, affordable, 2000 is good, and the ass is too high;
The red flag is the quintessence of the country, and it is all together. The brand is ours, and the core is others'.
Audi is advanced, the improvement is redundant, the official car is affirmative, and A4 is expected;
There are seven long rivers, which are suitable for home use, ugly in appearance and backward in technology.
The crown is high-grade, so I can only look at it. I don't want it in this life, but it's too expensive;
Bluebird is fine, but there are not many problems. There are not enough domestic products, so we have to buy imported ones.
Japanese cars are exquisite, fuel-efficient and desirable, with practical advantages and thin skin;
British cars are expensive, frequent failures, luxurious interiors and scary prices;
French cars are romantic, iron dragons are weak, Renault is outdated and Peugeot is enterprising;
Italian cars are strong, their performance is unstable, and used cars are devalued, so their reputation is different.
American cars are atmospheric, eating oil naturally, making obvious progress, and the gap is not small;
Swiss cars are sturdy, the route is conservative, the anti-collision is a tank, and users go downhill;
Korean cars are economical, civilian in grade, attractive in price and characterized by softness.
Introduction 2:
If there is a car that looks like a Mercedes in front and a BMW in the back, it must be auspicious.
If there is a car: the appearance has not changed and the name has been changing, it must be Santana.
If there is a car with the same price as a sedan, it must be a pOLO.
If there is a car: small displacement is more expensive than large displacement, it must be Palio.
If you have a car: it's called a car, but the price is similar to that of a motorcycle, it must be Jiangnan Alto.
If there is a car: its ass looks injured, it must be the car Sail.
If there is a car: its nose looks injured, it must be a car fit.
If there is a car that looks like a Ferrari, but the price is only a few hundred thousand, it must be a beauty leopard.
If there is a car: its logo outside is completely different from that inside, it must be Excelle.
If there is a car: its price is amazing, but it can only be used by one person, it must be F 1 racing car.
If there is a car that is not completely different from before in the eyes of ordinary people, it must be a red flag.
If there is a car: it was once a symbol of power, but now it is gone, it must be Shanghai.
If there is a car with almost the same appearance but different names, it must be QQ and SpARK.
If a car sells 250,000 RMB abroad and 520,000 RMB at home, it must be Mitsubishi.
If there is a car: the one most afraid of an accident must be the Accord.
If there is a car called International Synchronization, but China's configuration always fails, it must be VIOS.
If there is a car: I must have seen it abroad, but it was designed by a domestic engineer, it must be Chery.
If there is a car: I always like to add a shell behind the pickup, it must be a Chinese SUV.
If there is a car: foreign countries have long been eliminated, but there are always new models in China, it must be Jetta.
If there is a car: the price is soaring and it sells well, it must be Audi A6.
Excerpts from Byron's classic quotations
1, a drop of ink can arouse the thoughts of millions of people. 2, so agile, the pace of thought!
People who don't even love their motherland love nothing.
If a hundred days have passed, youth will never come again.
5, snobs, can't get into trouble!
6. The exception just proves the rationality of the provision.
7. Go ahead! This is the moment of action, what is an individual, as long as the glorious spark representing the past can be passed on to future generations and will never go out.
8. Dying for a great cause can never be counted as failure.
9. I don't seek sympathy, and I don't need sympathy.
10, no matter what kind of sky is overhead, I will bear any wind and rain.
1 1, a forest without a path is often interesting; No one on the other side, how many surprises; Between the cliffs on the shore, drums and waves are frolicking; No one set foot in Taoyuan; I love the world and nature more.
12, the sieve can't keep water, and the lover can't keep patience.
13, all pain can destroy people, but people who suffer can also destroy pain!
14, they rest side by side with one arm leaning against each other.
15, love is nothing but a thing outside the body for men, but it is the whole of life for women.
16, the sun is the life of the emperor, poetry and light.
17, how can you not rush! Many days, when I haven't left the local area temporarily, your tears and mine have been mixed together many times on the deserted balcony.
18, the advantage of curve is that it is more conducive to contact with more opportunities than straight line.
19. Adversity is the first road to truth.
20. Love for love's sake is God; It is human nature to love for the sake of being loved.
2 1, I have never loved this world, and it is the same for me.
22, love, if it makes you miserable, then I should wrap myself up and go. My love makes the person I love smile. If you don't like the love I give you, my leaving will make you feel that life will be better, so I have to leave sadly. Although I love your beautiful face, I love giving you a happy feeling.
Friendship is love without wings.
24. Men are strange things, and women are even more strange.
25. All tragedies end in death and all comedies end in marriage.
26. A dead great man never fails.
27. I am not what I used to be.
28. What is the taste of love without youth? What's the point of youth without love?
29. If I meet you, how can I congratulate you after many years, tears and silence.
There is no way for the clock to ring the past hour for me.
3 1, where are they? Where are you?
32. Men's love is only a part of men's life, but love is the whole of women's life.
33. My altar is the mountain, the sea, the earth and the star, everything that gushes out from Dahua, and the human soul gushes out from it and will return.
34, love is hard, you can't expect it to come out like a dream.
Adversity is the first road to truth.
Although pessimists are still alive, optimists will never get old.
37. When a person understands the suffering of others, he must also be a person who has suffered a lot.
If I see you, it will be many years later. How can I greet you with tears and silence?
39. The kiss of youth is a long kiss.
40. Joy and pain alternate in love.
4 1, she walked gracefully, just like the night.
Winning the world is not the same as losing it. It's a boring world anyway.
43. If I can meet you, how will I greet you with tears and silence after many years?
44. In essence, farce is closer to tragedy than comedy.
45. My love for you is hatred for human beings, because I can't concentrate on loving you when I fall in love with human beings.
46. After years of separation, we still meet again. What do you mean by meeting? Tears flow silently.
47. Great people often despise great rewards.
48. Ah, it's funny. Although some people will be unlucky because of you, you are so comforting after all.
49. If I see you again after many years, how will I greet you with tears and silence? No, we use smiles and hugs, okay?
50. Since then, he has been far away from Guanshan in a foreign land, and learned how to endure sadness and crying, only sighing about the good old days and using complicated scenes to get rid of his troubles.
5 1. Patriotic heroes bring glory to the nation, while tyrants bring disaster to the nation.
52. Life is wandering between two worlds, just like the stars hanging in the sky when day and night alternate. We know very little about what it is now; We know little about what will happen in the future; Day and night, the running water of time rolls away, bringing our life to the distance like a bubble; New birth and old disillusionment emerge in the waves of the years; A powerful country, Qingtong, is like a lost wave.
If we meet tomorrow, how can I congratulate you? With tears and silence.
54. I am satisfied with the present situation and am good at muddling along. Although all this has never made me like it, even if all the fun in the world flies away, what sadness can make me sad again. Bring me wine and give me a banquet. People are not suitable for living alone. I will be an unintentional prodigal son, laughing with everyone, not sad with others.
55. I sigh for those who love me; I smile at people who hate me. No matter what kind of sky is overhead, I am willing to meet a more violent storm!
56. unpatriotic people can't love anything.
57. I sigh for those who love me. People who hate me, I laugh. Whether luck comes from heaven, this heart is ready.
58. What is the taste of love without youth? What's the point of youth without love?
No matter what kind of sky is overhead, I am ready to withstand any storm.
60. I would like to be a carefree child, still living in a cave on the plateau, or wandering in a tiny wilderness, or prancing on the deep blue waves. Saxon flashy red tape violated my free will. I miss the rugged hillside, and I yearn for those crazy flapping boulders.
6 1, let the faded love be cut off, only your friendship will last forever; Although your heart is sentimental, it never changes. Your soul is soft, but Irene Brockovich.
No matter how rich an ancestor is, a black sheep is enough to damage the lintel.
63. Your beauty is independent, and your voice is like running water. I don't talk, I don't seek, I don't reveal your name.
64. If you want to have a long marriage, you need to overcome the sense of self-centeredness.
65. Snobbers should not pick on them.
Read excerpts from famous sayings.
1, learn endlessly, go forward without hesitation. Excerpts from newspapers
A student without curiosity is like a bird without wings. Sadi
3. In the long river of seeking truth, only by learning, continuous learning, diligent learning and creative learning can we cross mountains and mountains. Hua
4. Doing nothing is better than doing nothing. John bass.
5. Books are friends. Although they are not enthusiastic, they are loyal. Hugo
6, I don't know the truth, I have never learned it.
7. Learning lies in thinking, and thinking can tell right from wrong. (Song) Zhu
8. If you have leisure time, you can study. Chen Jiru
9. There is no sooner or later to study, but I am afraid that I will always follow. (Song) Zhang Xiaoxiang
10, reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people witty, mathematics makes people rigorous, physicists make people profound, ethics makes people solemn, and logical rhetoric makes people able to distinguish; Every scholar becomes a role. bacon
1 1. Learning is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. You will be in danger if you don't study. Chen Duxiu
12, no book can be neglected to read and gain benefits.
13, books or medicine, good reading can cure fools. Liu Xiang
14, there is no cheaper entertainment than reading, and there is more lasting satisfaction. Mengtai opera
15, or work or resign, exposed to ten cold, although studying for a hundred years, not seen. Wu
16, determination is the most important thing for a scholar. Sun Yixian
17, life without books is like life without sunshine; Wisdom without books is like a bird without wings. Shakespeare
18, learn to treat it, feel exquisite. (Korean)
19, treat people with courage, read without words. Zhou Enlai
20, honey is not less; Reading never gives up every minute.
2 1. Infinitely believing in the power of books is one of the true meanings of my educational belief. Suhomlinski
22, reading avoids reading, and reading is dead. Ye Shengtao
23, reading is to shape a complete personality. (British) proverb
24. A scholar can't take more water a day. Those who hold the ladle stop at the ladle; Those who operate the angle stop at the angle. So good scholars don't spill their guts. (Ming) left
25. You can't learn unless you are quiet. Zhuge Liang
26. Books are a pure and beautiful special world, and it is interesting to live in them. Wordsworth
27. By analogy, be well informed; Make full use of yourself and learn more knowledge. Excerpts from books
28. Reading without thinking is eating without digesting. Polk
29. Scholars never tire of learning, so they can become saints. (Chunqiu) Guan Zhong
30. There are three kinds of reading, namely, heart, eyes and mouth. Chu Hsi
3 1, people don't have to talk about wealth, only reading is the best. (Ming) Tang Yin
32. People who love books will never lack true friends, helpful consultants and pleasant companions. Boluo
33. Books are absorbed in reading; Poor reason, sing loudly.
Don't read too much, but think more. This kind of reading has benefited me a lot. Rousseau
If learning is just for imitation, then we won't have science and technology. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City
36, Xiao Yue idle move three feet sword; Read the five-watch book alone. Couplet collection
37. There are not many reading problems, just as the meaning is unclear; Don't learn if you suffer, and don't learn if you suffer. (Tang) Han Yu
38. I am happy in the world. I am writing a book all day. Ouyang Xiu
39, sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions. The Analects of Confucius
40. Reading gives people happiness, brilliance and talent. bacon
4 1, books make some people knowledgeable, but they also make some people crazy who can't digest food. petrarch
42. People are alive and books are dead. The living can read dead books and live. If you read the living from the dead, you can read people to death. Guo Moruo
Excerpts from Shen Congwen's classic quotations
1. Life is a fragile thing, more vulnerable than a flower. Looking back on life with the eyes focused on nature, I can't help but feel that my enthusiasm is precious and I value the vines that happen to people. In the same personnel, the second coincidence will not happen.
2. But the young man who sang under the moon and let Cui Cui drift away his soul gently because he sang in his sleep has not returned to the tea cave.
Some people are easily erased by time, just like dust. Shen Congwen's Border Town
After an average of one month, all the pains in people's hearts seem to have been cured in that long day. Shen Congwen's Border Town
But the real history is a river. Stones and sand in the eternal water, rotten vegetation and tattered wooden boards have touched me with some human sorrows and joys day and night, which we have neglected for several years! Shen Congwen's Auspicious Notes
6. Smart people should live an ideal life, and stupid people should get used to it. Smart people think that the present is not completely good, everything should be better than the present, and try their best to pursue that ideal. Stupid people are completely satisfied with their habits, satisfied with them and protect them. In secular observation, these two kinds of people are often called opposites. People who are used to ease are called smart people, and people who hold ideals become idiots. ) Shen Congwen
As soon as he got back to his boat, he began to sing happily. Suddenly, a young woman's unkempt head appeared at the tax inspection office near the window of the Diaojiao Building. She screamed at the river people: Niu Bao, Niu Bao, do you remember what I told you? The young sailor waved to the diaojiao building. Alas, alas, I remember! Cold! What happened to you! Go to sleep! He probably knew that the woman was still naked when she got up and walked to the window. The lady seems a little unhappy because her kindness can't be understood by the sailors. I will wait for you for ten days. Conscientious people can come and say, Peng slammed down the lattice window. The eyes must be red at this time. Shen Congwen's Affectionate Sailor and Affectionate Woman
8. Life is a fragile thing, more vulnerable than a flower. Looking back at life with the eyes focused on nature, I can't help but feel enthusiasm and cherish the vines that happen to people. In the same personnel, the second coincidence will not happen. Letters from Shen Congwen
9. The sun didn't let us down, and we can't let the sun down. Shen Congwen's Border Town
10. Some roads seem to be close, but in fact they are far away. Without patience, you will never reach the finish line.
1 1. Everything happened by accident, but the result seems to be the inevitability of fate.
12. Memories of sadness and joy are often wet. Shen Congwen
13. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. Think what I think and understand me; According to my thinking, I can know people. I just want to build a small Greek temple to worship human nature. What I am most afraid of all my life is that in the same life, it is really a book with complicated content and heavy weight. It is worth turning to the last page that an individual can turn to, and it must be turned slowly. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning. Enthusiasm makes people crazy, confused and thought-provoking. Shen Congwen
14. After the lower reaches of the Baihe River reach Chenzhou and meet the Yuanshui River, it is slightly turbid, which is called the mountain spring. If you go upstream, the deep pool of three feet and five feet is crystal clear. The deep pool is reflected by the day, and the small white stone and patterned agate stone at the bottom of the river are clearly visible. Fish come and go in the water, all floating in the air. There are many mountains on both sides of the strait, and there are many fine bamboos in the mountains, which can make paper. They are dark green all year round and stand out. People near the water hide in peach blossoms. In spring, just pay attention. Where there are peach blossoms, there must be people, and where there are people, there must be wine. Shen Congwen's Border Town
15. It is better to die outside the law than to live outside the law. Shen Congwen
16. Water can flow everywhere, fire can burn everywhere, the moon can shine everywhere, and love can be found everywhere. Shen Congwen's Border Town
17. I have walked over countless bridges, seen countless clouds and drunk countless kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age. I should thank myself. Shen Congwen
18. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. Think like me and understand me; According to my thinking, I can know people. I just want to build a small Greek temple to worship human nature. What I am most afraid of all my life is that in the same life, it is really a book with complicated content and heavy weight. It is worth turning to the last page that an individual can turn to, and it must be turned slowly. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. Enthusiasm not only makes people crazy and confused, but also makes people think deeply about it.
19. I touch your eyes with my hand. It's too cold. If your eyes are so cold, someone's heart will freeze.
20. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. Think like me and understand me; According to my thinking, I can know people. I just want to build a small Greek temple to worship human nature. What I am most afraid of all my life is that in the same life, it is really a book with complicated content and heavy weight. It is worth turning to the last page that an individual can turn to, and it must be turned slowly. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. Enthusiasm not only makes people crazy and confused, but also makes people think deeply about it.
2 1. Memories of sadness and joy are often wet.
22. Be your own master, standing in the bamboo forest on the high cliff of Duixi, song for you for three years and six months. This song is the road. If you go on happily, I believe people will sing warm songs for you in the sun and gentle songs for you in the moonlight until you vomit blood and your throat rot!
23. Why struggle? If that's where I want to go, there's no need to struggle. I must give up any desire to resist. It has been sinking. Whether it is salty sea water or bitter life, I will sink to the end. It's like life. This is life. Shen Congwen
24. Times have changed and everything is naturally different. The emperor is no longer sitting quietly, let alone ordinary people! When Yang remembered that he was a young groom, he took his horse to Bixi Village to sing to his mother, but her mother ignored him. Now he has become the only backer and trustee of this lonely chick, and he can't help smiling. Shen Congwen's Border Town
25. Cui Cui takes a nap on the side facing away from the sun under the White Pagoda every day. The height is extremely cold. There are so many birds such as bamboo finches in two mountain bamboo rafts. She floats in her sleep because of the singing of mountain birds. Her dreams are often absurd. Shen Congwen's Border Town
26. A soldier either dies in battle or returns to his hometown. Shen Congwen
27. All the light and all the sounds are soothed and quiet by the night, only the fire and the sound on the water. That kind of sound and light, just for the survival of fish in the water and fishermen on the water, has existed on this river for several years and will continue to exist every night. I see. After returning to the cabin, I still listened to the monotonous voice. What I see seems to be the scene of the war between primitive people and nature. That sound, that flame, is close to the weapons of primitive humans! Shen Congwen's Auspicious Notes
28. In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.
29. A passenger who is slightly interested in poetry and painting will not be bored if he crouches on the boat for 30 days in this river. Just because there are miracles everywhere, the boldness and exquisiteness of nature are fascinating.
30. It is unfortunate that a person remembers too many things, knows too many things and realizes too many things. Shen Congwen's Border Town
3 1. It makes sense that people need to eat when cooking and listen when singing. But people sing to make you understand the meaning of his songs! Grandpa, do you know what this song means? Naturally, he really wants to be with you! Don't understand that, isn't it different from listening to bamboo finches sing?
32. In a poet's poem, a woman will never grow old, but the poet himself will grow old. The same personnel, there will be no second chance. I've only seen a full moon once in my life. But I also comforted myself by saying that I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age. I should thank myself.
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