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What are the short sentences in cold copy?

1. I always want to find a hug and laugh until I am old.

2. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

Black people turned white when they went to see horror movies.

4. A good horse never turns back. If this is gone, keep looking.

5. Being considerate means that something has wronged me and made you happy.

It's a pity that we can't even be enemies at the same level.

7. Don't play hardball with me, or I'll get hurt and you'll die.