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City. Mafia Langtaosha (70)
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The blue boy didn't dare to answer when he saw his heel. He scolded like a cow B: "Grass mud horse! You look at your bears one by one, and you dare to come out and pretend to be B. Do you need me to loosen your skin? "
Wang Jun: "Brother Ghost, I have seen you before. The last time we chatted in the boss ... "
Blue boy: "Fuck you! Did I tell you to talk? Have you seen me? Do I know you very well? "
Speaking of it, the blue kid used to have a big mouth. When the blue kid started, a dozen hooligans he took immediately surrounded him.
"Small B zai son, you are very angry! Can I deflate you? "
An ugly rascal pointed a circlip at Wang Jun's stomach. Just when Wang Jun was almost scared by the other side, the heel next to him came alive instead.
It turned out that he saw a big banana coming in from the gate of the community, and his heel felt like watching a movie from Bayi Film Studio when he was a child.
In the film, whenever the guerrillas are about to be defeated by the enemy, the Eighth Route Army will blow the charge to rescue them, and the young heart that follows the good people will be extremely excited.
Now, the good man didn't come, the big banana came, and the tears in his heels blurred, as if he heard the charge again.
Heel: "Grass mud horse! Your B bag is too big. I'm going to chop it up. What can you do? "
Looking at the heel that suddenly urinated, the blue kid's eyes gradually widened: "I am a grass mud horse, and Daguang stabbed him!" "
Just as the blue boy said hello, the ugly rascal was about to start work.
Bang!
The blue-skinned child was slapped hard on the back of the head. He covered his head and looked away. When he saw that it was a big banana, his anger was half gone.
The big banana ignored him and turned to the rogue named Daguang. Daguang shrank his neck and ran away. The big banana glared at him and scolded him, "Don't you dare hide, grass mud horse, come here."
Daguang: "Brother Yi, when did you come? Ha ha ... "
Big banana: "Fuck you! Don't get so close to me, damn it. I'm in a good mood today and don't want to cause trouble. Please go quickly and don't feel bad. "
After that, the big banana turned to look at the blue kid: "Kid, it would be best if you could understand that slap as a joke." If you don't understand, you can call back now. "
The big banana said, looking at the blue kid with gherardini on his face. The gift on the blue child's face twitched a few times. He gritted his teeth and swallowed a mouthful of evil spirit.
Blue kid: "well, you said it was a joke." I won't say anything. I have something to do. I have to go first. "
The blue kid smiled cruelly and turned away. Some people may not understand why a famous hooligan like Blue Boy is so afraid of big bananas.
Yongzi thinks it's a bit like a dog peeing when it sees a wolf. Although they belong to the same family, animal nature is very different, which is an aura caused by animal instinct and killing.
If we want to describe this fear more vividly, the big banana is like a butcher who kills dogs. Over time, he always kills dogs and smells like dead dogs. Once dogs smell this smell, they will be paralyzed, let alone jump over the wall and can't even run.
The blue boy has fought many tough battles and cut many people, but compared with the bloody gas on the big banana, he still needs some time to accumulate.
"ah! You can't leave, grass mud horse! You still want to run, are you finished? "
Say that finish, Wang Jun went up with a big mouth. The gangster who called him was immediately beaten black and blue. He looked at the blue child when he was hiding. The blue boy paused and turned to the big banana: "Banana, it's almost enough, at least wait for me to go!" "
Banana squinted at him, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and smoked twice: "Wang Jun, stop fighting. Didn't you say to ask someone for money? Do the right thing. "
The foreman couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the money in Wang Jun's hand. He said something with tears of gratitude. Wang Jun couldn't get rid of his heels, so he bought a cigarette.
Heel: "Brother Yi! You are too picky. You can keep this cigarette. "
The banana glanced at his heel and said with a smile, "Grass, you can continue smoking. Be careful these days and try to be less exposed in the street. Don't make people black. I have something to do. If you need anything, I have to call first. "
Heel: "Ok, Brother Yi, don't say anything, brothers, keep it in mind, Brother Yi ..."
The voice of the heel choked me. At this moment, he and Wang Jun were completely conquered by the gentle side of the big banana. They hated that they were not women. If they can, they want to kill themselves immediately.
Silk factory hospital, the big banana shouted excitedly as soon as it entered the door: "brave son, there is good news!" " Ha ha laugh ... "
Yongzi: "What good news makes you so happy?"
Banana: "They sent me a letter from the prison, saying that I can go to see her! Ha ha ... "
Yongzi: "Really? ! Ha ha laugh ... tell me what's going on. "
The love story between Big Banana and that girl actually spread in women's prisons as early as the beginning. Some female prisoners also made a bet on this matter, betting that the love between Big Banana and this girl would not exceed one year.
However, it has been almost nine years in a blink of an eye, and many female prisoners have been released from prison, but the love between the big banana and the girl continues, and they are still trying to adhere to this happiness.
Later, on each girl's reception day, not only the girls will watch the window all night with big bananas, but also the female prisoners will take turns to watch for them at other windows.
Although there are no big bananas in some windows of women's prisons, this has not stopped the enthusiasm of female prisoners. The big banana has become the dream lover of the whole women's prison over the years. Whenever women prisoners talk about their love, someone will cry.
At the beginning, it was also learned by the prison leaders. In addition to being moved by female prison guards, the prison leaders changed twice. Bai District Chief, who just took office this year, was very moved when he learned of this incident. In order to be more conducive to the ideological transformation of prisoners, she decided to break the routine and let these two earth-shaking little couples meet.
With the strong support of the superior leaders, the white warden personally went to the prison area to inform the girl that she could meet the big banana. When the girl heard the news, she froze for a moment and then burst into tears. Her tears of joy quickly spread in the prison area until the whole women's prison was flooded.
While the women prisoners were in tears, they also wondered what kind of person their dream lover was. They are not satisfied with the broken photos, they want to live to see it!
The strong demands of the female prisoners were once again fed back to the white warden. After careful consideration, the prison leaders decided to hold an open interview, and the prison administration department informed Da Banana and her family members of dozens of reform-through-labour activists to attend the Help-and-Education Day, which was scheduled for 2 1 of this month, that is, the day after tomorrow.
Big banana: "Yongzi, I'm a little scared."
Yongzi: "Lie in the trough! Afraid, did I hear you right? Ha ha ... "
Banana: "Don't laugh. I'm really a little scared. I don't know what to say to her after seeing her. " You can come with me! "
Yongzi: "Haha ... I really admire you. What are you afraid of? Just say what you have to say. If you really can't say it, kiss her. Ha ha ... "
Big banana: "Haha ... I didn't expect it, but I can collect it."
Yongzi: "Yes, it's really not easy for you two for so many years. I have to tell Xiaoxiao at once and ask her to wait for us directly from the provincial capital to the women's prison the day after tomorrow. We will give you courage together. Ha ha ... "
The big banana was informed by Yongzi at the first time, and Yongzi was discharged from the hospital immediately to help the big banana prepare for the interview.
Starting the next day, Yongzi, Puma, Dong Liu, Cannon, Niwal, Wei Haochun, plus Heel, Wang Jun, etc. Everyone took part in the preparatory activities, choosing clothes for the big banana, and food and daily necessities to bring to the meeting. ...
Two days later, in front of the provincial women's prison, Big Banana and other prisoners' families were led into the prison by the heroic policewoman.
"Brother Yi, come on!"
As soon as the heel voice fell, Brother Biao shouted again: "Banana, don't cry! Ha ha ... "
Dong Liu: "Oh, I'll go! I can see that this calf is really inhuman to the opposite sex. Look at him. He ran in without looking back. Ha ha ... "
Qu cannon: "Did you see it just now? Ha ha ... "
The words of Dong Liu and the cannon made Wei Haochun pout: "I haven't seen you for so many years, can you not worry?" That's as heartless as you. Can't you be considerate of other people's feelings? "
Wei Haochun scolded Dong Liu and the cannon, then raised his little face and whispered to the urinal: "Right, husband?"
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