Funny quotes, where did you fall? Just lie down.

1. In the future, I will have a son with a handsome name, and others will say handsome dad when they see me. 2, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

3. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

4, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

5. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

7, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

9. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

10, youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

1 1. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

12, a girl's children's shoes are a little black and her boyfriend is too white. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, you can't do this. You will have zebras.

13, I have always regarded handsome guys and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

14, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

15, I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

16, god said, let there be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

17, I am in a bad mood today I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

18. To be a man, you must be a man who wanders between A Niu and Niu C. ..

19, my name is God, my name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

20. If a tree is not peeled, it will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2 1, the farmer's three punches hurt a little.

22, in fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

26. As long as you work hard, shit is serious.

27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

28, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

30. Lovers form families. (Classic Quotations)

3 1, spring has come, and a flock of geese are flying north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

32. Where did you fall? Just lie down.

33. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

34. The donkey has read it again and again.

35, the highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

36. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

37, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

39. Go to Google and Baidu.

40. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

4 1, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

42. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

44, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

45. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

46. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

47. Do whatever you want!

48. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

50. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

Lie down where you fell.

1. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no survivors. 2. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? Their hair has big curls and small curls.

3. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

4. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

5. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

6. If you are together for a long time, you will be divided, and if you are divided for a long time, you will be together; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

7. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

8. In front of China team, Thailand team wearing yellow jerseys also had the demeanor of Brazil team in a trance.

9. The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each looking for his mother. Please fasten your seat belt when the Eight Immortals cross the sea.

10. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are made of cement.

1 1. Men in bars look for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

12. Don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.

13. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

14. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

15. Put up two fingers and say to the students: Students, the key to learning math well is three words! ! Do more exercise.

16. If you make trouble without reason, you have a plan!

17. Happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.

18. One sentence is worth two sentences. I'll give it to you.

19. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

20. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

2 1. Close my eyes and I see my future.

22. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

23. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

24. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

25. the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drums are broken.

26. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

27. If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

28. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

29. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

30. I thought invisibility was useless. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

3 1. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

32. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

33. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

34. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

35. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

36. Lie down where you fell.

37. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

38. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

39. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

40. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

4 1. Life is like breathing. Breathing is for breathing, and breathing is for breathing.

42. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

43. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

44. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

45. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

46. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

48. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

49. Sighing is the most wasteful thing, crying is the most wasteful thing.

50. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

5 1. Salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

54. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

55. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

56. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

57. When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

58. If you fall, stand up and cry.

59. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

60. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

6 1. Let the future come and the past pass.

62. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

64. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

65. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

66. Humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

67. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

68. Coffee is bitter and sweet, not how to stir it at the end, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

69. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

70. Love is putting your heart and soul into it and then pulling out!

7 1. The best thing in life is not the moment to realize your dream, but to stick to it.

Brother, where you fall, lie down,

1, I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever, and I will never leave you, just as the moon will never leave the earth.

It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close.

I love you. This is a wonderful time. It knows *

When cooking, a crab jumped out of the pot and told you that I was hot! Answer that you want to be patient.

Time forces us to grow.

6. When I was a child, I had a dream that I could be a handsome boy when I grew up. Now I realize it.

7. Shut up if you don't like to have an opinion.

I visit Tomb-Sweeping Day every day, but I thought it was Valentine's Day.

9. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

10, men can be ugly and have no money, but they must be coquettish.

1 1, it is better to admit that you are not so strong and don't want to be so invulnerable. We just want to be hugged warmly.

12, your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

13, drunken friends are stupid, and fools who have loved are stupid-

14. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me.

15, so what if math doesn't work? You don't need to buy underwear *

16, I finally learned to be quiet. . .

17, otherwise others will not know who is a fool.

18, love can't be separated, and hate can't be easily believed.

19, getting up early in the morning, my girlfriend looked at me contemptuously: Did you dream last night? Me: Eh, I seem to dream of a fight. Girlfriend: Did you dream of fighting the Japanese? Me: Oh, yes, it seems so. How did you know? I seem to have killed some japs in my dream. Girlfriend: Kill my ass! You screamed in my ear all night! Me: lying in the trough/calculating/

20. Age no longer allows us to run amok.

2 1, rich people buy six generations of apples, and poor people buy six bags of apples.

22. I completely lost my love. I talk about feelings with you, and you play games with me. I was the only one who got hurt in the end.

23. Don't pretend to be Superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.

24. If you don't study, no one can see it; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

25. Interpretation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

27. I once liked her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

28. I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there is always my biography on the Jianghu.

29. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

30. Tomorrow is Children's Day. Happy holidays to your baby! May the baby grow up healthily and happily!

3 1, do you suddenly think of someone or something and laugh? .

32. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.

33. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever looked down on me.

You are crazy, and your clumsy mouth is like a cotton crotch.

36. I think you look familiar. So you are a combination of Xifeng and Ma Yun.

37. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

Inspirational conversation: Where is your time, where is your achievement.

1. Life can't be smooth sailing, and the river of life can't be wave-free forever. The long journey of life is sailing against the current, and it is a never-ending struggle process again and again.

2. Work hard to overcome the torrent in life: only by trying, working hard and persisting can we gain something. No pains, no gains. Only by working hard can we blossom successfully. Elbow oil has the best polishing effect. I believe that as long as I work hard towards this ideal.

3. Where is the heart, where is the achievement? As long as you do it with your heart, no matter how big or small your achievements are, it will make you feel happy and cheerful, and enhance your self-confidence.

4. New challenges can make you stop thinking about past failures and start paying attention to some positive things; New goals also bring opportunities for future success, instead of getting you into mistakes.

5. If a person is in prosperity, if his mentality is abnormal, he may stop and even roll in the abyss; In adversity, if we have a good attitude, we may have a bright future. Therefore, having a good attitude is the foundation of our success.

6. When the ship of life sails forward, please tap your confidence in your voyage. It will become an indestructible belief, an oar for you to ride the wind and waves, and an eternal driving force for your life.

7. You can rely on others to achieve temporary success, but you must absolutely rely on yourself to achieve permanent success.

8. Where is your time, where is your achievement!

9. I would rather be busy with my dream than lose it because I am busy!

10. Cold is not terrible, but the heart is terrible; Adversity is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no firm self-confidence.