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What unfortunate sentences are sent to friends?

1, the most unfortunate thing in people's life is that money is spent and people are not dead; The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

My luck is so bad that even I am laughing at myself.

3. The most unfortunate thing is that eating too fast is a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

Today is really a bad day, suitable for buying lottery tickets.

An unlucky person has at least one advantage, which makes him know who his true friends are.

6. Life is an attitude, but misfortune is also an alternative life.

7. Don't always think about how you are so unlucky, but think about why you are so unlucky.

8. Don't look at me, neither will I. How could I meet you so unlucky, such a fool.

9. I'm not unlucky, I'm saving my character.

10, this man, the worst thing in his life is to be attracted by a rogue.