The circle of friends is dedicated to sharing humorous sentences about baldness, alopecia and self-mockery.

The circle of friends is dedicated to sharing humorous sentences about baldness and alopecia (I) 1. Recently, I have been under great pressure. I lost a lot of hair and became a person with ordinary hair.

Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair.

3. Being single for too long, the body wants to become a monk by default and turn on the automatic hair loss mode.

According to Guo Moruo's textual research, Du Fu was about fifty years old when he wrote this poem. He said that Du was a precocious poet because he lived in poverty and had a lot on his mind. In fact, thinning hair in the fifties is a normal physiological phenomenon.

5. Why do I always lose my hair recently? Every morning after combing my hair, I dare not look at the hair loss on the ground. Am I going bald?

6. In order to keep the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the hairline that moves up day by day. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

7. Every time I tidy up my hair on the bed, I marvel at the number of my hair and how many hairs have been taken away.

8. Every time I wash my hair, I lose a pile of hair. Although I say my metabolism is not good, I have too many generations.

9. Today, my hair in the shower broke the record again, ................................................................................................................ Don't lose it again.

10. I have been recalling my college entrance examination these days and I am deeply impressed. I have turned over my punch card several times, cried, and of course witnessed the hairline moving up day by day that day.

1 1. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don't want to lose my hair or go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!

12. I washed my hair and lost a lot of it. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

13. There is hair everywhere, but not on the head!

14. Every time you wash your hair, you will lose a lot of hair. I wash it every three days. I washed it twice today, which is very exaggerated. I didn't lose much weight when I blew my hair. Maybe once every three days is too long.

15. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to comb out various hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

16. The hair must be a girl's. After all, a girl can't stay in college.

17. I never used a comb again.

18. Wedding photos, my hair is almost bald, fat and greasy, and I have to sigh that time is a knife to kill pigs.

19. I am also afraid of baldness. I have lost a lot of hair and can braid my hair.

20. People who are too utilitarian are not easy to be happy, which is also the reason for the severe hair loss.

The circle of friends specially shares the humorous sentences of baldness and alopecia (part 2) 2 1. There is so much hair loss after washing your head once, and I feel that I am not far from baldness.

Bald didn't lose the battle.

23. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

24. Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald.

25. The recent state, stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, bad temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

26. I seem to have a relapse of depression. Why am I so fragile? My hands have been shaking, and my hair has lost a lot. I feel inexplicably depressed every day.

27. The pressure is so great that you lose your hair. I wish I had never been in this world and didn't ask you to give birth to me.

28. I stayed up all night and lost a lot of hair. I am trapped in some unnecessary haze and can't get out, just like walking in a white night.

29. I want to eat diazepam, sleep, stay up late and lose my hair. Duke Zhou, I've been brewing drowsiness since o'clock. Why are you still so excited? Get me out of here!

30. Aunt cleaning came up to me and said in a frightened tone, "Why do you stand with the most hair?"? Do you still have hair when your hair falls like this? " I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to, but it fell more and more."

3 1. I will really lose my hair. I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

32. Looking at your moving hairline, do you want to cut bangs? I am afraid to cry after cutting, but I feel ok and tangled when I look at bangs manually.

It is really painful for a bald person to lose so much hair every time he washes his hair.

34. I am under great pressure and don't have enough time. I don't think it's worth it, but I really want to do it I feel like I'm losing my hair recently

35. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so does combing my hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.

36. There are many reasons for hair loss. How can alopecia caused by various reasons be completely solved with a liquid? Comfort yourself.

37. My hair doesn't love me and has left me.

38. Facing working late every day. I have hair loss, too Look at my forehead. Rising hairline. 170. Height 164. I also want to be five centimeters long and have the whole world.

39. Hair loss, hair loss, it's me.

40. The hairline is getting higher every day. I must try my best to avoid using ginger.

The circle of friends ridiculed the sentence of serious hair loss.

1. People are not smart and bald like others.

2. hair loss, hair loss, it's me

I am young, but my hair is gone.

I am afraid of washing my hair. Once I wash it, it will fall off more and more.

Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

6. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair. If you eat too much, you will get fat.

7. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.

8. Hair, can't you stay with me?

9. My hair from the shower broke the record again today. ............., don't lose it again.

10. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don't want to lose my hair or go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!

1 1. I have never seen any big waves, but I am really afraid of losing my hair.

12. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

13. I didn't expect to see a Chinese doctor because I lost my hair before I was 30.

14. I found that in recent years, I have never wavered except eating and sleeping, and I should only lose my hair.

15. What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.

16. Why do you lose so much hair when you wash your hair! Should I wash less or often?

17. I seriously doubt that I am old, I have a serious lack of energy to do something, and my hair loss is serious.

18. Did you lose your hair today?

19. It turns out that I'm not the only one who lost my hair.

20. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2 1. My youth falls off with my hair.

22. Please cherish me when I meet you with this hairstyle, because it's really hair loss. Every time I meet you, it's a limited edition.

23. Ah … I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.

24. I really haven't lost my hair since I didn't use a comb to comb my hair! Combs are poisonous. Take care of your hair and stay away from them.

25. I've been losing my hair recently and I'm going bald.

26. When I was a child, I only realized my wish by losing my hair …

27. God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

Friends circle shares songs, and copywriting shares humor.

Humor in the circle of friends who share songs (I) 1. Late at night+alone+listening to music is bound to be emotional anyway.

I don't know what attracts me.

3. I often sigh when listening to songs and watching the stage late at night. I like them very much.

Life should be beautiful and gentle, and I hope you are too.

I don't miss you very much, but every time I wake up, my first thought is you.

6. How extravagant it is to grow old together. In this world, many lovers can't be together, some die and some leave. Every second, countless people leave their lovers and go in another direction alone.

7. The mistake of parting, missing a person's world, seeing the dream of life again, and understanding the life of breaking up, just looking back at the mistake, just crying mercilessly, and choosing to leave is just a helpless frustration inside.

8. The earphone cord is like an infusion tube. Listening to music is like a drop of illness, which is a healing process.

9. I don't know if you miss this old friend, or if you have already understood: the stranger in the coming year is the closest person yesterday. -Eason Chan's Best Bad Friend

10. Listening to songs in the middle of the night is always easy to be led away. Listening to the sleeping breathing around me, I don't regret it. It's good.

1 1. Can love be innocent? -Jay Chou Simple Love

12. It's hard to leave. I want to hold on tight. Life is like a wilderness. -Eason Chan's Bicycle

13. In music, we can meet different worlds and different ourselves.

14. There is always a moment when I feel particularly depressed and don't want to say anything. Outsiders seem indifferent to us, but who can understand that we have suffered too much? I just want to be alone.

15. This is not funny. Anyway, the world has been so unhappy. -Joker Xue's "Slow Half Beat"

16. I will tell you completely at this moment. -May Day "Apocalypse"

I passed her quickly.

18. Use your spare compassion to pity my misfortune in this life. -A Niu, Eason Chan

19. When you and I are old and scattered for half a mile, the dust is as light as a feather. Talking about your inner troubles is like talking to yourself about how good others are. -"Mianmian"

20. I don't understand myself. Listening to music late at night almost hurt myself. Since I am sentimental, it is unprincipled not to implement it.

Humor in the circle of friends who share songs (2)1. "Life is like random music, you never know whether the next one will be sad or happy."

22. In fact, we are not as bright as you said, but we appreciate the short life and have tasted the sufferings in the world.

23. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

24. There is no doubt and ridicule on the road, but so what, even if I am black and blue, I will live beautifully. I represent myself. -Vision Wei "I speak for myself"

But no one can replace it. -Zhang's Lost Beauty

26. Those who leave will say goodbye, and those who stay will always be true love, grateful for possession, grateful for fate, and let us meet at the right time.

27. I'm still afraid of missing you all the time in the dead of night, or I'm afraid of overhearing your news. -Stephanie "Fear"

28. That year was hurried, there was no sound, flowers blossomed and fell on the earth, and no one could stop the years of leaving, and no one could cut short life unless.

29. When I look back mercilessly, there are still tears in my smile. -Miriam Yeung, "Laughing with Tears"

30. "I admit that I am a person who likes words and sad music, and I am not destined to be too happy. The music in the pen is mixed with other people's stories, but it hurts itself gorgeously. "

3 1. Everything goes with fate, you can't get away from it, and you can't stop it. The wind blows away people's dreams, and people wake up their own way, a sense of happiness and a conscience. This is the greatest sincerity to themselves.

32. People have been working all their lives. They didn't know the pain until they fell, and they didn't know to turn back until they hit the wall. You never know which road is feasible and which road has better scenery until you take a few more roads.

33. Spring girl came to the world with light steps. She spreads the news of spring everywhere like a happy elf. She came lightly with life and hope. No matter where she flies over mountains and rivers, she is full of vitality.

34. Women are like flowers, and have seen women as prickly as cacti. Perhaps it is because they never lack warm arms that they face life with thorns all over their bodies.

35. How lonely life would be if you had never loved and been hurt. -Sitar tan "If I haven't loved"

36. The replay was missed in my memory, so all I sang was loneliness.

37. In losing your scenery, you occupy every street. -Mayday "treading on thin ice"

I can only say that I have never stopped thinking about you.

39. A flower can't decorate gorgeous spring; A note, the score does not call out people's music; A spray can't converge into a vast sea; A star can't decorate the vast starry sky.

40. Even if we make noise.

Humor in the circle of friends who share songs (3) 4 1. People are human beings, so they don't have to be human. The world is the world, so there is no need to be careful. Don't have to enjoy wealth, leave some blessings; Don't do everything yourself, save some virtue.

42. Life is like a parabola, no matter how high the highest point is, it will eventually return to the original point. This is the biggest regret in life and the biggest fairness.

43. Acting like a child in front of you is my way of coquetry.

What makes me sad is not that you are good with others, but that it is so easy to see others and replace my existence. For me, no one can be like you, but for you, everyone can be me.

45. We crossed briefly, and the tide ebbed at last to pay tribute to this encounter.

46. I believe that there is something in life called bottoming out. The worst is finally over, and I will bounce back soon. I will have good luck.

47. Forget the road we can't take, and we will stop here forever. -"OK" by Eason Chan

48. I can't pick the stars, the sun and the moon for you, I can only pick up the empty bottles on the ground to make a living.

49. Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go. I don't want something that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I really gave me.

50. When you hear your favorite music, you must collect it immediately. Don't think you will hear it next time. If you miss it, you will never think that you will never hear it again.

5 1. If it looks like wood or stone, will it attract attention? In fact, I'm afraid of being forgotten. Let's play it on a larger scale. How elegant, I am very uneasy. Is there anyone in the world who praises silence? Not enough to explode. -Eason Chan's "exaggeration"

52. Staring at the dark night and cursing the moonlight on the ground, I am still too flustered to sleep. The confusion in my mind blurred a figure.

Music is something that enters your ears when you are happy and your heart when you are sad. Everything in this world is limited, only music is infinite!

54. But your lovely appearance, you made me surrender with both hands, stepped out of the city wall and grew wings. -May Day "The Appearance of Love"

55. This is your roof from the rain. -Jay Chou skeleton in my closet.

56. It is not easy for people to come to this world. In order to live, we need to strive for better resources and live a better life with those we love and those who love us!

57. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love. People will be happy if they are satisfied, and happy if they are simple.

58. I just want someone to be together, no matter where tomorrow is-when love is around.

59. When people are around, they always feel that there is still a chance for anything in the future, but they don't know that life is actually subtraction, seeing one side and missing one side.

60. When you are in love, you can be less realistic, but after be lovelorn, you must be realistic. It's over, you have to let go, no matter how much you give up.

Humor of hair loss: a joke about hair loss.

1, love letters are really popular every few years, and even hair loss.

2. "I lose my hair as often as huskies." The daily life of girls is really bad to make people feel distressed. .....

3. Is there anything you haven't figured out? Why do people lose their hair? ...

I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

5. So why do I feel that drinking a bowl of black sesame paste can make me feel at ease all night? Don't you cry the loudest when you lose your hair?

6. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don't want to lose my hair or go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!

7. I've been losing my hair recently and I'm going bald.

8. Such days have passed, and the speed of hair loss is getting faster and faster. I am afraid I can't find a girlfriend.

9. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is scary for girls to lose their hair.

10, what bothers me is not love, but hair loss.

1 1, I'm still young and I don't want to lose my hair!

12, ah … insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.

13, hair loss, hair loss, it's me.

14, I really haven't lost my hair since I didn't use a comb to comb my hair! Combs are poisonous. Take care of your hair and stay away from them.

15, you will lose your hair if you are unhappy, and you will gain weight if you eat too much.

16, girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

17, I didn't expect to see a Chinese doctor, because I lost my hair before I was 30.

18, is there anything you don't understand? Why do people lose their hair? ...

19, I seriously doubt that I am old, I have no energy to do things seriously, and my hair loss is serious.

20, ah … insomnia again, maybe tonight is the night that is doomed to lose hair.

2 1, couldn't sleep all night, and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

22, all kinds of health and then continue to stay up late, continue to work overtime and continue to lose hair.

23. It is said that it is autumn, and you are beginning to lose your hair again. . .

24. I have never seen any big waves, but I am really afraid of losing my hair.

25. When I was a child, I only realized my wish by losing my hair …

26. When I was a child, I only realized my wish by losing my hair …

27. Please cherish the fact that I met you with this hairstyle, because my hair really fell out and I met you in a limited edition every time.

28. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair. I recently fell into the pit of snacks.

29. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

30. I am tired of losing my hair every time I wash my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

3 1, people are too utilitarian to be happy easily, which is also the reason for the severe hair loss.

God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

33. Writing a paper really loses hair. I don't know if I will be bald these two years! !

I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.