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Beauty, don't fall. Tell me about it.

Female man with domineering personality talks about the mantra;

1, scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. It's flashing. I'm taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures of me.

2. We must shape ourselves into a bully, a thin man and a woman this semester.

3. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba: the seal is lifted!

4. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will take me home.

6. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which can make people smile when they meet.

7. God gave you two eyes, two ears and one mouth to see, listen and force less.

8. I'm not waiting for you to turn around, but giving myself a reason to ignore it.

9. Everything I said was written for you. The whole world is moving, but you don't respond.

10, girl, it is better to open your mouth and curse when you are angry than to cry.

1 1. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

12, after finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

13, when I was a child, I read in the newspaper that XXX was sentenced to life imprisonment, thinking that he would drift away until he died.

14, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

15, I especially appreciate the kind of real man who is indifferent to other girls but never forgets his wife.

16. I will never be the one who said I would go first. If one day I leave first, it will be forever.

17, I told you a bunch of nonsense without thinking and logic. In fact, I missed you.

18, most people in the world are lonely. Few people in the world are willing to listen and share.

19. I couldn't hand in my holiday homework last year because I had stomach cancer, and I'm angry again this year.

20. People in prison are getting more and more handsome, and I'm really worried about myself more and more.

2 1, I can cry, laugh, sell cute, warm the bed and cook, but why don't you love me?

22. You don't know that every time I fight, endless warmth rises in my heart.

23. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is those who try their best to make you end being single.

24. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of a man's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

26. Give me your ex-girlfriend's favorite skirt. Hehe, honey, what expression do you want me to wear?

27. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.

28. It is a cowardly thing to make a girl cry. It is a terrible thing to make a boy cry.

29. With money, love can be close at hand; No money, but love is far away.

30. When someone said that they hated me, I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?

A domineering woman talks about her mood.

1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

2, you will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.

3. I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They seem to want to play a joke on the singers.

I was also the seed of infatuation, but I was killed by lightning.

5, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

7.we are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

8. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about changing my head. I can't do it.

9. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

10, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

1 1. A real brother is a woman who appears when you need her most.

12, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

13, Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

14, nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!

15, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.

16 Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

17, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

18, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

19, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

20. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

2 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk to see who is unhappy and biting who.

22.90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

24. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.

25. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

26, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

27. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

28. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

29. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

3 1, I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?

32. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

33. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

34. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

35. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

36. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

37. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

38. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!

39. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

40. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.

Talk about the domineering attitude towards women.

1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.

I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.

Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.

4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.

Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.

6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.

7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.

8. How to play, what role, what goods.

9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.

10, don't make friends with others with my secret.

1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.

12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.

13, I said please go away, did you run away?

14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.

16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.

17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.

18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.

19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.

20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.

2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.

22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.

23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.

24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.

If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.

30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.

3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.

I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.

34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.

I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.

37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?

39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.

40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?

On the spatial personality of 202 1 domineering female man

1, no matter how strong, we are also women.

I want to be your heart in the next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

4. How many voices did The Bride Is Not Me sing?

5, the world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.

6. I care about everything about you, including the people you like.

I don't know whether he likes me or not. I only know that he will never talk to me unless I take the initiative.

8. He is a painful dream that I mentioned.

9. I am not a lady. What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.

10, I want to strangle all women who have ideas about you.

1 1, your tenderness and your smile are irreplaceable.

12, don't love me, don't ink, get on your horse and get out!

13, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

14, friendship lasts forever and can never be separated.

15, girls should not be too thin, or Cupid can't help you.

I loved you the most then, but now I hate you the most.

17, little stockings and high heels with red lips, shaking his head and swinging his hips.

18, my friend asked me what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world is big, and I only want her.

19, girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.

I know he doesn't love me, and his eyes tell his heart.

2 1, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

22, I'm not a soft paper, I want to be a China paper!

23. I want to be a foreign-funded woman with beauty, capital and knowledge!

24, the female man is very good and free and easy, will not pretend to be forced, will not be crazy, she is very strong.

I always like to look out of the window, but I don't want to see the way you look at her.

26. When we can't solve our emotional problems, let time solve them.

27. I will be brilliant one day. Drive my sister crazy together.

28. You shook her hand and are no longer my hero.

29. A woman who is tough outside and soft inside is better than pretending to be poor.

30. I also have a teenager who likes it very much, but unfortunately lacks the courage to express himself.

3 1, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

32. Women cry when they are in agony.

33. Choose a posture and let yourself live irreplaceable.

34. Women suffer for sexy legs, beautiful faces and money.

35. Keep your hair long so that I can marry you with a beautiful bride's head in the future.

36. People who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know why.

37. Sometimes I really want to hug him.

38. Do you want to be a verb (the abbreviation of verb)? ? Does he care? Roman numeral 3

39. Why didn't a woman cry and suffer?

40. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

4 1, no one protects my soft sister, I can only learn to be a woman!

42. The eldest sister belongs to the state-owned property and will never be sold cheaply.

43. If you are important, he will try to keep you.

44. When my hair reached my waist, he had already flown with her.

Dear, we are not afraid of ups and downs, as long as you are with me forever.

Domineering funny girl, tell me.

1, I had a dream when I was a child, that is, I could be a beautiful woman when I grew up, and I realized it.

People call me a girl, so do I say aunt, because mom and mom mean the same thing.

3. Friend, I am not an ATM. Even if it is, please feel if there is a card on you.

4, life is easy, life is easy, life is really not easy.

5, love is always before the storm, breaking up is always after the storm!

6. It's sad to take a vacation and let go of the only knowledge in my sister's mind.

7. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

8. Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!

9. The children of poor families become masters early, and the precocious children get married early.

10, ugliness and wealth can make up, but handsome and poor are useless.

1 1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.

12, my wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

13, when my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!

14, my dream is: let every Japanese drink a cup of Sanlu milk powder every day.

15, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effect is the same.

16, are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

17, I shaved my head just to win your smile!

18, no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

19, free thousands of ghosts, and show your bushido spirit.

20. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

2 1, happiness is when you have no money, you find a crumpled 100 yuan in your worn-out jeans pocket.

22. Grandpa Mao, I love you and fight for you all my life.

23. Don't think that wearing sunglasses means that blind people can walk sideways.

24, sexy is not coquettish, the key is that you are not sexy when you are coquettish.

25, don't shit, just because the earth is not attractive.

26. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

27. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent; As long as you are fat, nothing is useful.

28. A woman who doesn't cry is a monster, and crying all the time is a waste.

29, the sky will fall in Sri Lanka, you must first turn off its mobile phone, receive its pAD, and unplug its network cable.

30. I am jealous since I was a child, and I am even more jealous when I grow up. As long as my wife says other boys are good, I will be jealous.

3 1, you send my lover, I will give you a favor.

32. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

33. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

34. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn!

35. Youth dies on examination papers.

36. Give you a bone and run.

37. If you cut your hair short, you can start over. Then I guess you have to shave your head.

38. It's my pleasure to squat down to the wall and count the ants.

39. Until now, I still love Russia.

40. If you survive, there will be disaster.

4 1, underwear may not be superman, but it may be.

42. Even 10086 ignored me after I used it and made a ringtone.

43. The charm of scores is really great, which can make you die hard and lead your thoughts.

44. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.

45. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld.

46. If you have two feet on both sides, you will capsize sooner or later. You can't capsize a boat without stepping on it.

47. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

Yo, nobody cares about me. I want to be quiet.

49. Computer, I love you so much, but you crashed for me.

Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him and then beat you with rich experience.

Domineering sentences suitable for female men

1, you have been blacklisted by me. Please don't intrude into my world.

2. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

I am not a born king, but I have unyielding blood in my bones.

I can listen to your reason with a smile, or I can turn my face and tell you what the rules are.

Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

6. Everyone has his own bottom line, above which I can tolerate, but once touched, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do.

7. You don't need to explain to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.

8, can't be a good person, can't be a bad person, just want to be your sweetheart.

9. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

10, you don't have to worry about the gap between me and the photo. No matter whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you know I won't live with you in the future.

1 1. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

12, meeting you is like the bells of the whole world ringing together, and the flowers of the whole world bloom together!

13, the invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

14, the coolest look of a woman should be amorous feelings, kissing different lips, liking different people, but not loving anyone.

15, big eyes and thin face, it can be seen that the elves have a long life.

16, my love for you fills me with energy and stirs my heart, which is an unspeakable stimulus.

17. No matter what the relationship is, I will never look at you again if you are not familiar with it.

18, my eyes are not a dye vat, and I can't hold all your faces.

19, there is nothing to miss, but passers-by will leave.

20. Friend, please don't stab my scar, or you will cry without rhythm.

2 1, you let me stay in your heart, I let you reach the depths of my soul.

22. Even if you are my rib, touch my bottom line! I can also dig it out with a smile and throw it away for you!

If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

24, you are deeper than me, you will be sultry, with a big circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.

25. Efforts and progress are not to show others, but to be worthy of yourself and this life.

26. Women remember that the ultimate destination of Youlemei is the trash can.

What I am depends on how others treat me.

28. I just like to see how you don't like me and how you can't fuck me.

29. If someone says goodbye to you, you shouldn't ask when. You should smile and tell each other that you will never see him again.

30. If you missed the sound, you should have been noisy to death by me.

3 1, after several years, you are still you, and I am no longer a simple me.

32. I am such a person who keeps everything in my heart, doesn't talk or lose my temper, and directly kills my heart when it expands to the explosion point.

What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

34. If the sky abandons me, it can also be bullied. If the world leaves me, the world should be destroyed!

35. Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.

36. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

37. I am willing to love you wholeheartedly, and I am willing to do anything for you.

38. I can give up all over the world, let alone just one you.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

Please leave my heart when I come back.

4 1, even if you shed tears, it is also a commemoration. Even if you shed tears, you can't go back to your childhood.

42. What you are suffering now is your previous death.

43. Don't get lost in other people's comments. Listen to your inner voice and just be yourself.

44. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

45. Don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing

46. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

47. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

48. Divide it if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not chargers, not cell phones.

Your time is limited. Don't waste it living other people's lives.

50. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself; I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.

5 1, I have had enough emotional suffering, and I hope to live like a devil incarnate in the future. Be a free and easy person with wind in my blood. I will give up everything. If I am heartless and go with the wind, I will no longer be infatuated.

52. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

53. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.

54. Throw away things you don't like, people you hate, and confess when you meet people you like. Life is too short for you to hesitate.

55. It's naive to like you, and I don't like you to mature your father in minutes.

56. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

If you are heated, it will be very hot, if you are cold, it will turn into ice. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.

58. I want the happiness you gave me, and others can't afford it.

59. In the future, I will be the person in your heart, the person in your arms and the person under you.

60. Never please everyone, it will be very attractive.

6 1, people who don't understand me, what qualifications do you have to point at me; Who are you to judge me if you don't know me?

62. I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

63. Don't say sorry to insincere people. You are the best apology.

64. You all say that I am a disgrace to the whole world, but have you been nice to me?

Silence is not that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.

66. I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp, but it all depends on you.

67. It depends on other people's light bulbs, and it is the sun that shines by itself. Those who work hard will eventually become their own sun, without borrowing anyone's light.

Don't be a bitch in front of me. I'm telling you, you're not qualified.

69. Someone asked me why my skin is black. This is very interesting. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.

70. I'm not that generous. I tolerate you and her.

7 1. Life drives me like a man. How can I go to the innocent girl again?

72. People who have lost their loved ones live in memories of the past, so they have been very sad.

73. I will take my son's name after you in the future. If you cannot be my man, be my son.

74. Don't think too well of me, lest you find my shortcomings one day. Give me a sentence: "You have changed".

75. You will be spoiled in your lifetime. As long as you want, as long as I have.

76. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it's really you, I'd like to meet you ten thousand times and tell you that I really want to see you.

77. If you are hot, I will score one point, and if you are cold, I will retreat one point. If you are neither salty nor light, I may not be infatuated.

78. Don't tell me the past. I don't want to remember how you left me

79. Since you don't care, why should I forget? Meet by chance, become strangers.

It's troublesome to like you, but I like making trouble.

8 1, don't always say leave everything to time, time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

82. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

83. Some things we know are wrong, but we have to stick to them because we are unwilling.