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The famous words of physicists

1, nature and its laws are hidden in the darkness; God said, let Newton go! So everything is lit up. -Popper

2. Since Newton laid the foundation of theoretical physics, the biggest change in the axiomatic foundation of physics was caused by Faraday and Maxwell's work in electromagnetic phenomena. -Einstein

This is the most incredible thing that has happened to me in my life. Just like you bombard a piece of paper with a 15 inch cannon, you are hit by a bouncing shell. The difficulty encountered by Thomson model is vividly described, that is, the atom cannot be a ball with uniform mass distribution 1 angstrom. Rutherford

4. A string, like a half claw that should have appeared in 2 1 century physics, accidentally fell into the 20th century. -Witton

Physicists always think that what you need to do is: What will happen given such conditions? Feynman

6. The task of physics is to discover the universal laws of nature. Because one of the simplest forms of this law is the invariance of a physical quantity, it is not only reasonable but also an extremely important research direction to seek the conserved quantity. -Laue

7. The laws of physics can be obtained not only by "thinking", but also by observation and experiment. -Planck

I can tell you for sure that no one really understands quantum mechanics. -Dirac

9. The interaction between gravity, electricity and magnetism can be clearly shown in a far place, so it can be observed with the naked eye; But there may be other interactions, and their distance is too small to be observed. newton

10, all science subjects are either physics or stamp collecting. Rutherford

1 1. Experimental physics is closely related to theoretical physics. It is impossible to do experiments without theory, but if we only stay in theory without experimental science, we will not make progress. Samuel Chao Chung Ting

12. Experiments can overthrow theories, but theories can never overthrow experiments. Samuel Chao Chung Ting

13, judge the beauty of heaven and earth, and analyze the principle of everything. -Zhuangzi

14, scientists don't rely on individual thoughts, but integrate the wisdom of millions of people. Everyone thinks of a problem, everyone does a part of the work and joins it in the great knowledge building being built. -Rutherford

15, people who stick to the old theory of light, it is best to start from its own principles and put forward experimental explanations. Moreover, if his efforts fail, he should admit these facts. Thomas. white poplar

16, give me a fulcrum, and I can pry up the whole earth. -Archimedes

17, the beauty of the equation is far more important than conforming to the experimental results. -Dirac

18. The most obvious phenomenon in electrical and magnetic experiments is the interaction between objects that are quite far apart. Therefore, the first step to turn these phenomena into science is to determine the magnitude and direction of the force between objects. Maxwell

19, the principle (Newton's) will become an immortal monument with profound wisdom, which shows us the greatest law of the universe and is a masterpiece higher than all other products of human thought at that time. This simple and universal law and the discovery of huge and diverse objects add luster to human wisdom. Laplace

Famous sayings about physicists

1. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry up the whole earth. -Archimedes

2. Those who insist on the old theory of light, it is best to put forward an experimental explanation based on its own principles. Moreover, if his efforts fail, he should admit these facts. Thomas Young

The task of physics is to discover the universal laws of nature. Because one of the simplest forms of this law is the invariance of a physical quantity, it is not only reasonable but also an extremely important research direction to seek the conserved quantity. -Laue

4. Experimental physics is closely related to theoretical physics. It is impossible to do experiments without theory, but it will not progress if we only stay in theory without experimental science. Samuel Chao Chung Ting

This is the most incredible thing that has happened to me in my life, just like you bombard a piece of paper with a 15 inch cannon and get hit by a bouncing shell. The difficulty encountered by Thomson model is vividly described, that is, the atom cannot be a ball with uniform mass distribution 1 angstrom. Rutherford

6. The beauty of the equation is far more important than conforming to the experimental results. -Dirac

7. Physicists always think that what you need to do is: given such conditions, what will happen? Feynman

8. The principle (Newton's) will become an immortal monument with profound wisdom, which shows us the greatest universal law and is a masterpiece higher than all other products of human thought at that time. This simple and universal law and the discovery of huge and diverse objects add luster to human wisdom. Laplace

9. Experiments can overthrow theories, but theories can never overthrow experiments. Samuel Chao Chung Ting

10, judge the beauty of heaven and earth, and analyze the principle of everything. -Zhuangzi

1 1. The most obvious phenomenon in electrical and magnetic experiments is the interaction between objects that are quite far apart. Therefore, the first step to turn these phenomena into science is to determine the magnitude and direction of the force between objects. Maxwell

12, scientists do not rely on individual thoughts, but integrate the wisdom of millions of people. Everyone thinks of a problem, everyone does a part of the work and joins it in the great knowledge building being built. -Rutherford

13, I can tell you for sure that no one really understands quantum mechanics. -Dirac

14, all science subjects are either physics or stamp collecting. Rutherford

15, the string, like a half claw that should have appeared in physics in 2 1 century, accidentally fell down in the 20th century. -Witton

16, the interaction of gravity, electricity and magnetism can be clearly shown in a far place, so it can be observed with the naked eye; But there may be other interactions, and their distance is too small to be observed. newton

17, the laws of physics can not be drawn by "thinking" alone, but also by observation and experiment. -Planck

18, since Newton laid the foundation of theoretical physics, the biggest change in the axiomatic foundation of physics was caused by Faraday and Maxwell's work on electromagnetic phenomena. -Einstein

19, nature and its laws are hidden in the darkness; God said, let Newton go! So everything is lit up. -Popper

Excerpts from the classic quotations of the famous physicist Chen Jiaer.

Chen Jiaer (1934) was born in Shanghai. A famous physicist. Academician of China Academy of Sciences, Academician of Third World Academy of Sciences, educator, accelerator physicist. 1952, joined the China * * * production party. 1950 studied at Dalian Institute of Technology (Dalian University of Technology), 1954 graduated from the Physics Department of Northeast People's University of Changchun (now Jilin University). 1963- 1966 is a visiting scholar at Oxford University and Rutherford Institute of High Energy, and 1982- 1984 is a visiting scientist at the Nuclear Physics Laboratory of State University of New York at Stony Brook and Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory. 1August 1996 to1June 1999, president of Peking University,1June 1999 to February 2003, director and party secretary of the National Natural Science Foundation of China. Since 1999, he has successively obtained honorary doctorates in science from Monroe College in California, Waseda University in Japan, Chinese University of Hong Kong and Loughborough University in the United Kingdom, and was elected as a chartered physicist of the British Physical Society and an academician of the New York Academy of Sciences. 1993 was elected as an academician of the Department of Mathematical Physics of China Academy of Sciences, and 200/kloc-0 was elected as an academician of the Third World Academy of Sciences. Now he is a professor in the Department of Technical Physics of Peking University Institute of Physics.

Chen Jiaer's classic quotations:

A person's material life is easy to satisfy, and the most important thing is to contribute to society and mankind. His own existence can make others live better, and he will live more valuable.

Being a principal always insists on one thing, that is, listening to the voices of teachers and students in the front line of teaching and scientific research. The most important thing is to concentrate on discipline construction and insist on non-specialization.

Reading must be guided, high-grade and guided by correct and scientific values. There are good books and bad books. Some books are good-looking, others are good-looking, but they are not necessarily good for your outlook on life and values.

If you read a book well, you have to read it thinner and thinner. From practice, we should go back to practice, so as not to read dead books, and only in this way can we become our own things and improve ourselves step by step.

Books have accompanied me in my growth. When I have difficulties, I look for books to solve my difficulties. When I am unhappy, I read books to calm my mind. When I have time, I read books to enjoy and share other people's joys and sorrows. My career needs to read more books.

Scientific culture and humanistic culture always develop in interaction and evolve in the direction of mutual cross-integration, thus merging together to form a brand-new spiritual culture. In this process, physics has a far-reaching impact on the development of human culture, which is helpful to stimulate the lofty spiritual realm of human beings and create a better material life.

Our research on physics is that people should first understand the basic laws of nature, pursue truth, respect the laws, live in harmony with nature, and realize this unity between man and nature.

When we talk about creating a harmonious society, this kind of harmony includes two aspects: one is the harmony between man and nature; The second is the harmony between people. Physics studies the harmony between man and nature. And the harmony between man and nature will in turn affect the harmony between people.

Physics can be interpreted as the truth of everything in the world, representing advanced culture, and can be materialized into advanced productive forces. -Chen Jiaer's famous saying

How do you treat your work? Have you used scientific methods to explore objective laws in your work? Do you pursue the truth of life and the truth of the objective world, so as to realize a high-quality and high-quality life? Just as the scientific spirit can promote the progress of human society, this kind of diligent pursuit and pragmatic scientific spirit can promote the improvement of personal thought and the progress of career.

Scientific spirit is not confined to the field of scientists. It is a kind of human spirit, representing advanced culture and productivity.

The development and progress of human society itself depends on this scientific spirit possessed by generation after generation. The Scientific Outlook on Development we put forward emphasizes the respect for scientific laws and the coordinated development between man and nature, which embodies the scientific spirit of seeking truth and being pragmatic.

What science strives for is the unity of truth, goodness and beauty between human society and nature, that is, the harmonious development between man and nature and the construction of a harmonious and beautiful human society. Among them, the scientific spirit refers to the spirit of seeking truth and exploring truth only on the spot.

Scientific spirit is the embodiment of human spiritual culture, including two aspects, one is scientific and cultural spirit, and the other is humanistic and cultural spirit. The former pursues truth, highlighting the spirit of exploring and revealing the basic laws of the objective world and pursuing objectivity and truth, while the latter pays more attention to perfection and beauty.

After so many years of physical research, human beings still know very little, and there are too many things in nature waiting for human beings to explore.

Scientists have always insisted on using systematic scientific experimental methods to understand the universe and the external world of human beings, from experiment to theory to guiding practice. From them, they always embody the scientific spirit of seeking truth and being pragmatic.

Scientific things must be constantly studied, carefully experimented and insatiably deepened and expanded in order to achieve brilliant achievements.

Can a couple of physicists measure the density of love?

1, attack his heart, be his wife, and rip off his pants.

2, invade her territory to be her king, take off his clothes and go to his bed.

I hope you can love me until the world has 32 days.

I hope you can love me to the world for 6 1 second.

No matter how handsome a handsome guy is, I just want my husband.

6, beauty is beauty, I just want a wife.

7. Any mathematician can calculate how far it will be forever.

8. No physicist can measure the density of love.

9. I am not a gentle person at all, but I have been doing everything gentle for you.

10, I am not a patient person, but I always use up my patience with you.

1 1, junior, you look like a joke and dare to seduce my man?

12, senior, are you teasing my wife like a joke?

13, I'm afraid my heart is poor and I can't keep the people I want to stay.

14, I'm afraid your inner emptiness left the wrong person behind.

15 Auntie lent me your son and will pay you back next year]

16, uncle lent me your daughter and will pay you back next year]

17, if you have never tasted the ups and downs, you won't make people cry.

18, if I didn't love thorns deeply, thorns wouldn't make me bleed.

19, I deserve to give you love.

20. I love my feet so much that I don't know how to walk away.

2 1, I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

22. You are not perfect, but what you gave me is irreplaceable.

23. I don't want to hear you say to me: those three words, I love you.

24. I don't want to hear you say to me: those four words, I like you.

25. Your wife has a high-end atmosphere.

26, you "xianggong" crazy drag cool hanging Fried me.

27. When you are happy, I am like the sun after the rain.

28. When you are sad, I am like a storm on a cloudy day.

29. If this heart is given to you, you will never love others again.

30. This love has been given to you and will never be given to others.

3 1, irreversible memory, memory that can only sink.

32. nostalgia can't be lost, but it can only be missed.

33, blindfolded, can't see the world clearly.

34. Cover your ears, you can't hear all your troubles.

35. How precious time is. Takt time.

36. What's the distance? Destroy the distance

Tell me about your promise to love me like a child forever.

38. Tell me about your naive promise to love me forever.

39. Why should I insist on perfunctory when the love story has become a lie?

40. Why should I care about that moment when the oath has become a lie?

4 1, baby ~ Will you marry me in the future? Me too.

42. Yes, I know. Dear ~ Will you marry me in the future?

43.give you my heart. Why do you give me loneliness?

44, give you my heart, can you please don't abandon.

45. I don't always call animals without a thousand praises, but I have her.

46. I am not Qian Songyi. I won't say everyone is a beast, but I have him.

47. I'd rather wear ten sets myself than let my girlfriend eat one!

48. I'd rather eat ten tablets by myself than let my boyfriend wear a condom!

49, xxx, you are my xxx man, xxx, you can only love xxx, other little girls fuck off.

50, xxx, you are my xxx's woman, xxx, I must only love xxx, and other little boys fuck off.

5 1, fate, for example, I met you by chance in the vast sea of people and fell in love with you.

52. Fate, for example, I was met by you in the vast sea of people and fell in love with you.

53. Lovers who break up can't be enemies, because they both loved each other.

54. Lovers who have broken up can't be friends because they have hurt each other.

55. 【 If one day the whole world betrays me, will someone betray the whole world for me 】

If one day the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world for you.

57. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia.

58. My deskmate is a wonderful flower. Even if the teacher is away one day, I will take him to a mental hospital.